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#145293
Mike
Ah, misconceptions and lies of fundies. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
1/24/2007 3:36:53 PM
#145334
Nicole
The parlor would be shut down so fast if that actually happened. It wouldn't happen anyway, because people just don't do that kind of thing. Cutting yourself isn't on the same level as tattoos.
1/24/2007 4:34:21 PM
#145359
Chan
So, beware of a tattoo artist who's only open between sunset and sunrise, has a pointy grin and a pale complexion, and licks the blood off your tattoo. Check.
Why can't we get tattoos? Not that I'm eager to get one, but why is that a sin?
1/24/2007 4:52:56 PM
#145369
Randola
Wow. This is some self-mutiliating fundie freak.
1/24/2007 4:58:30 PM
#145371
Captain Janeway
Now just where in the Bible does it say that, King James version or otherwise?
1/24/2007 4:59:49 PM
#145372
Klaus
It's a sin because goddamn fundy knows best what his god thinks and would say, if the god was still around. It's as easy as that.
So, we know God has an aversion against tatoos, supposedly because His ex-girlfriend had a heart with her ex-lovers name in it tattooed somewhere kinky ...
1/24/2007 5:00:10 PM
#145377
zipperback
There is a restriction on orthodox Jews about getting tatoos, but I don't know if it's biblical or talmudic.
1/24/2007 5:03:48 PM
#145381
Mike
Zipperback: It signifies that you're a slaves. For non-orhodox, we don't do it because we were tatooed by the Nazis.
Gyah! I can't spell >_<
1/24/2007 5:07:49 PM
#145391
dykitty
AmazingIdiocy, more like. So you were a whiny, angsty emo brat who wanted attention so you scraped away at your arms for a while. People got bored and now you're a whiny angsty emo fundie brat. Shut up.
1/24/2007 5:18:32 PM
#145394
Papabear
Jesus asks you to consume his body and drink his blood. Is Jesus wrong?
1/24/2007 5:19:46 PM
#145402
Nekhbet
If somebody is tattooing you and there's blood gushing out of it get out of the chair and go to the nearest doctor. The Bozo has gone too deep and hit a vein. Speaking from experience it only feels like the needle is 18\" long and 2\" wide and the artist hammers it into your skin.
1/24/2007 5:23:44 PM
#145412
Denizen
\"Drinking blood is wrong...\"
Communion?
1/24/2007 5:33:30 PM
#145420
Tzelemel
Somehow AmazingGrace has gotten a tattoo artist confused with a vampire. It could happen to anyone. I mean, look how similar those words are... Vampire, Tattoo. And notice how similar their occupations are. One drinks blood and the other... doodles on your body.
1/24/2007 5:36:21 PM
#145430
Mister Spak
This is a job for Buffy Summers.
1/24/2007 5:43:27 PM
#145451
niccomm
Drat, you beat me to it Denizen.
1/24/2007 5:54:30 PM
#145458
Eris
Hey, when my mom went to get a tattoo there was blood spraying TEN FEET IN THE AIR I swear you could see it from orbit and the tattoo artist was like dancing in it and summoning demons oh my god it was so awesome and they they sacrificed a goat.
It was the best thing ever.
1/24/2007 6:01:14 PM
#145468
Matilde
The only conection to blood is that, in order to be permanent, you have to make little punctures in the skin. Obviously, no sane individual could drink it. And those who tatoo a sacred heart, what false god are they worshiping?, don´t answer yet.
1/24/2007 6:06:35 PM
#145469
SaneChick
Jeez. Here I was thinking tattoo artists were people who injected ink into people's skin to create body art. Who knew I was missing the entire false gods/vampire thing?
So getting a tattoo is like cutting yourself and licking the blood off, and that's really bad why?
You may have bizarre needle fantasies that involve vampires injesting spurting blood, but leave the rest of us out of it.
1/24/2007 6:08:45 PM
#145491
David D.G.
Which clan of vampires are the tattoo artists? I forget.
~David D.G.
1/24/2007 6:32:53 PM
#145498
John
Getting tattoos is forbidden, no specific punishment (Lev. 19:26). Drinking blood is really forbidden - you get run out of town (Lev. 17:10). Being a blood drinker is a little better than being gay, and a little worse than raping an unspoken-for virgin. It's right up there with seeing your sister naked and having sex with a woman during her period.
1/24/2007 6:38:51 PM
#145500
g-21-lto
What tattoo artists are you going to?!?
1/24/2007 6:39:03 PM
#145521
anevilmeme
Sounds like your tatto artist is at risk of contracting HIV. If I actually believed your bullshit story that is.
1/24/2007 6:53:22 PM
#145537
BurntBush
Holy shit! Wisdom from a cutter! Now how in the world could that be wrong?
1/24/2007 7:05:22 PM
#145540
richard skidmark
No wonder George Washington never took communion.
1/24/2007 7:10:00 PM
#145542
MAGPie
When the hell have you ever seen a tattoo artist drink blood??
1/24/2007 7:13:35 PM
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