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Ah, misconceptions and lies of fundies. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
1/24/2007 3:36:53 PM
The parlor would be shut down so fast if that actually happened. It wouldn't happen anyway, because people just don't do that kind of thing. Cutting yourself isn't on the same level as tattoos.
1/24/2007 4:34:21 PM
So, beware of a tattoo artist who's only open between sunset and sunrise, has a pointy grin and a pale complexion, and licks the blood off your tattoo. Check.
Why can't we get tattoos? Not that I'm eager to get one, but why is that a sin?
1/24/2007 4:52:56 PM
Wow. This is some self-mutiliating fundie freak.
1/24/2007 4:58:30 PM
Now just where in the Bible does it say that, King James version or otherwise?
1/24/2007 4:59:49 PM
It's a sin because goddamn fundy knows best what his god thinks and would say, if the god was still around. It's as easy as that.
So, we know God has an aversion against tatoos, supposedly because His ex-girlfriend had a heart with her ex-lovers name in it tattooed somewhere kinky ...
1/24/2007 5:00:10 PM
There is a restriction on orthodox Jews about getting tatoos, but I don't know if it's biblical or talmudic.
1/24/2007 5:03:48 PM
Zipperback: It signifies that you're a slaves. For non-orhodox, we don't do it because we were tatooed by the Nazis.
Gyah! I can't spell >_<
1/24/2007 5:07:49 PM
AmazingIdiocy, more like. So you were a whiny, angsty emo brat who wanted attention so you scraped away at your arms for a while. People got bored and now you're a whiny angsty emo fundie brat. Shut up.
1/24/2007 5:18:32 PM
Jesus asks you to consume his body and drink his blood. Is Jesus wrong?
1/24/2007 5:19:46 PM
If somebody is tattooing you and there's blood gushing out of it get out of the chair and go to the nearest doctor. The Bozo has gone too deep and hit a vein. Speaking from experience it only feels like the needle is 18\" long and 2\" wide and the artist hammers it into your skin.
1/24/2007 5:23:44 PM
\"Drinking blood is wrong...\"
1/24/2007 5:33:30 PM
Somehow AmazingGrace has gotten a tattoo artist confused with a vampire. It could happen to anyone. I mean, look how similar those words are... Vampire, Tattoo. And notice how similar their occupations are. One drinks blood and the other... doodles on your body.
1/24/2007 5:36:21 PM
This is a job for Buffy Summers.
1/24/2007 5:43:27 PM
Drat, you beat me to it Denizen.
1/24/2007 5:54:30 PM
Hey, when my mom went to get a tattoo there was blood spraying TEN FEET IN THE AIR I swear you could see it from orbit and the tattoo artist was like dancing in it and summoning demons oh my god it was so awesome and they they sacrificed a goat.
It was the best thing ever.
1/24/2007 6:01:14 PM
The only conection to blood is that, in order to be permanent, you have to make little punctures in the skin. Obviously, no sane individual could drink it. And those who tatoo a sacred heart, what false god are they worshiping?, don´t answer yet.
1/24/2007 6:06:35 PM
Jeez. Here I was thinking tattoo artists were people who injected ink into people's skin to create body art. Who knew I was missing the entire false gods/vampire thing?
So getting a tattoo is like cutting yourself and licking the blood off, and that's really bad why?
You may have bizarre needle fantasies that involve vampires injesting spurting blood, but leave the rest of us out of it.
1/24/2007 6:08:45 PM
Which clan of vampires are the tattoo artists? I forget.
1/24/2007 6:32:53 PM
Getting tattoos is forbidden, no specific punishment (Lev. 19:26). Drinking blood is really forbidden - you get run out of town (Lev. 17:10). Being a blood drinker is a little better than being gay, and a little worse than raping an unspoken-for virgin. It's right up there with seeing your sister naked and having sex with a woman during her period.
1/24/2007 6:38:51 PM
What tattoo artists are you going to?!?
1/24/2007 6:39:03 PM
Sounds like your tatto artist is at risk of contracting HIV. If I actually believed your bullshit story that is.
1/24/2007 6:53:22 PM
Holy shit! Wisdom from a cutter! Now how in the world could that be wrong?
1/24/2007 7:05:22 PM
No wonder George Washington never took communion.
1/24/2007 7:10:00 PM
When the hell have you ever seen a tattoo artist drink blood??
1/24/2007 7:13:35 PM
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