Yep, when it comes down to it I want to go home. I have always said that if we were attacked they would probably bomb Wichita, Ks., which is 2 hours west of me, and that I would drive as fast as I could toward Wichita. Why wait for the fallout to blow my way? I would prefer to spend up what was going to happen anyway.
...I really can't say what I will do till something happens, but do know that He is with me, and I know as you said that to die is gain. PRAISE THE LORD!!
savedandhappy1, Christian Forums 51 Comments
[1/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Haha. Everytime I see this post I have a little giggle, I mean, Wichita???? I can just see Osama and co. standing around, mulling over which US cities to blow up, considering what would have the biggest impact not just in America but around the world:
Osama: It is clear, Allah tells us that Wichita must be bombed, for it is a hotbed of immoral behaviour, with queers flaunting their sexuality without fear of reprisal and other Godless atrocities. Yes, brothers, let us bomb Wichita!
Osama's Henchamn: Wichita?
Osama: Yes, Wichita, New York! First we took their twin towers, now we will level their heretical corn fields!
Osama's Henchman: --Wanders off muttering about maps and such--
1/29/2007 4:05:43 PM
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