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Yep, when it comes down to it I want to go home. I have always said that if we were attacked they would probably bomb Wichita, Ks., which is 2 hours west of me, and that I would drive as fast as I could toward Wichita. Why wait for the fallout to blow my way? I would prefer to spend up what was going to happen anyway.

...I really can't say what I will do till something happens, but do know that He is with me, and I know as you said that to die is gain. PRAISE THE LORD!!

savedandhappy1, Christian Forums 51 Comments [1/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#144935
Witty Name Here

Sorry, but no one gives a fuck about inbred hicks in shitholes like Kansas. They'd target places with people who actually accomplish things.

1/23/2007 8:55:41 PM
#144949
KillWhitey

Actually I don't think Whichita would be a target but it would make sense to take out Kansas and other bread basket states. Though the inhabitants may already be fucktarded everyone else would be pretty screwed without the food they produce. This guy is still an idiot though.

1/23/2007 9:40:09 PM
#144952
anevilmeme

So you don't think you're a good enough Christian to be raptured up before the apocalyptic shit hits the fan?

1/23/2007 9:50:05 PM
#144953
maja

In the late'80 my father comforted me by saying that the important harbour Rotterdam was very near to our place of living and thus, in an nuclear war, we would die without much suffering. I find it very sad that this kind of 'doom thinking' (with a manic, nihilistic twist) survived without reason in fundies in the year 2007.

1/23/2007 9:59:52 PM
#144956
Napoleon the Clown

Why the fuck would they go after some place in Kansas?

1/23/2007 10:05:35 PM
#144964
Niali

Deliberate suicide is a sin. Deliberately entering the blast radius of an impending nuclear explosion qualifies just as much as stepping in front of a moving truck.

1/23/2007 10:23:17 PM
#144966
caitshidhe

bombing wichita? sounds like a waste of a bomb to me.

1/23/2007 10:27:46 PM
#144978
TM

If Wichita were bombed, would anyone even notice?

1/23/2007 11:02:00 PM
#144987
Osiris

See, this is how Bush got so many votes from these people. They're paranoid the terrorists are going to strike there next even though East Coast cities like Washington or New York are much higher targerts due to their political and economic importance. Kansas exports corn. Ohhhh, big deal.

1/23/2007 11:29:02 PM
#144992
Jerod T.

Originally posted by Old Viking

Sioux City is also on the hit list.


Ha, my dad's from Sioux City, I think his family's still in the area.

~Jerod T.

1/24/2007 12:09:27 AM
#144993
Captain Janeway

Yes, because Wichita is the culture capital of the United States. \"They\" definitely would bomb there first [/sarcasm]

1/24/2007 12:22:46 AM
#144998
BurntBush

You know, there are much faster ways to go be with your lord.....

1/24/2007 1:00:30 AM
#145002
JadedRevenge

Lemming Award!

1/24/2007 1:18:52 AM
#145048
Niali

Guys, there are nuclear missile silos in Kansas. Wichita is a strategic target.

1/24/2007 2:23:48 AM
#145056
Adrian

Kansas turned into a wasteland that glows in the dark? The good new is that it will shock Superman out of his self-imposed exile. I nominate this post for a Kingdom Come Award.

1/24/2007 2:56:41 AM
#145068
Dharmasatya

Isn't suicide an automatic pass to hell?

1/24/2007 3:28:01 AM
#145089
Wow

And that's not suicide... how?

1/24/2007 4:28:49 AM
#145091
Wow

Kansas made sense as a bombing target for the Soviets, because of the heavy concentration of missile silos there. It doesn't make quite as much sense for terrorists, though they'd probably succeed in freaking out Middle America, at least those left who aren't afraid of going to the mall or sending their kids to school

1/24/2007 4:30:29 AM
#145116
Redhunter

I can see the news footage now. \"Dear lord! It's nothing but an empty wasteland, oh the humanity, I...What? It was a dud? Well then how do you explain the vast areas of...Oh, right! Kansas. I don't know what I was thinking.\"

Looks like \"savedandhappy1\" isn't quite so happy; she thinks a lot about suicide.

1/24/2007 6:19:46 AM
#145127
TM

Kansas has nuclear missile silos, but they're nowhere near Wichita. They're out in BFE, Kansas (which is pretty much the rest of the state, but you get the idea).

Wichita might be strategic in terms of McConnell Air Force Base, but it's not all that special and therefore not all that strategic. Wright-Patterson AFB in Dayton, Ohio would make far more sense if an Air Force base were a target, by merit of having the largest number of military personnel in an AFB.

I suppose the terrorists could claim a victory by bombing the \"Keeper of the Plains\" statue in downtown Wichita, but that's not much of a win.

1/24/2007 6:50:12 AM
#145208
WritingIsMyReligion

Martyrs in Training?

1/24/2007 11:45:39 AM
#145249
Man Called True

Isn't this a lot like planning to conquer Englad through the bombing of Sussex?

1/24/2007 2:23:55 PM
#145935
Burning Stake

While I can't say I blame this person for wanting a fairly quick and painless death* verses a lingingering and painful one, I'm a little disturbed by the martyr mindset: dying is great!

*Though whether driving toward the source would actually lead to a less painful death, I couldn't say. I'm of the post-Communism generation(Generation Y). I just have to worry about being suicide bombed instead. : )

1/25/2007 3:43:15 AM
#146185
Coffee

Nekhbet: Why bother? You must realize you're already dead and in Hell. Isn't that why Gawd created Kansas?

Best response yet! And I have family in Wichita!

1/25/2007 2:20:27 PM
#148678
ZugTheMegasaurus

But that's suicide, and suicide is supposed to be a big no-no.

1/29/2007 8:34:08 AM
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