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Yep, when it comes down to it I want to go home. I have always said that if we were attacked they would probably bomb Wichita, Ks., which is 2 hours west of me, and that I would drive as fast as I could toward Wichita. Why wait for the fallout to blow my way? I would prefer to spend up what was going to happen anyway.

...I really can't say what I will do till something happens, but do know that He is with me, and I know as you said that to die is gain. PRAISE THE LORD!!

savedandhappy1, Christian Forums 51 Comments [1/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#144745
Fed Up

Uh...by the time you got there, wouldn't the bombing have ceased? It might be better to either shoot yourself or drive very fast in the OPPOSITE direction.

1/23/2007 2:24:11 PM
#144748
SaneChick

Attacked by whom? MAYBE Wichita would have gottten hit if the US and the USSR had gone to town with their missiles during the Cold War, but that's not the reality of nuclear weapons anymore.

DC, New York, Chicago, LA, they might get hit by a suitcase nuke or Kim Jong-Il totally losing his remaining marbles. Wichita is pretty safe these days.

1/23/2007 2:29:39 PM
#144756
Mister Spak

I thought suicide was a sin.

1/23/2007 2:37:08 PM
#144761
pbagosy

Actually, that's my nuclear disaster plan. Drive as fast as possible into Philadelphia in the hopes of being reduced to my base atoms quickly and efficiently.

I just don't have the whole PRAISE JEEBUS! mentality about it. It's just practicality and a desire to not die horribly.

Chemical attack? I'm heading to the Poconos.

-pb

1/23/2007 2:39:45 PM
#144762
The Jamo

This is ridiculous.

1/23/2007 2:40:52 PM
#144770
Nekhbet

Why bother? You must realize you're already dead and in Hell. Isn't that why Gawd created Kansas?

1/23/2007 2:51:15 PM
#144771
Prager

Yupp, Wichita is the number one terror target in the US! (I'm sure the Chinese also have something pointed there as well.)

1/23/2007 2:51:32 PM
#144776


Sometimes, I just feel sorry for these folks....

1/23/2007 2:56:14 PM
#144780
CousinTed

Wichita? WHat would the terrorists be trying to hit? A couple'a cows?

1/23/2007 2:59:23 PM
#144781
Tiny Bulcher

No, what'll happen is, your cabin wil be carried off by a whrlwind, and it'll land on top of a witch in a brightly coloured land full of short people.

Well, it's just as likely, isn't it?

1/23/2007 2:59:49 PM
#144795
The Watcher

Okay genius, if a bomb hits, and you drive two hours to get the the fallout, you're bascially just going to get yourself a case of radiation sickness, which will lead to a slow, painful, degenerative death.

1/23/2007 3:21:30 PM
#144810
Papabear

\"Yep, when it comes down to it I want to go home.\"

That's a good idea. Go home!


\"I have always said that if we were attacked they would probably bomb Wichita, Ks.,\"

Who are \"they.\"

Wichita may be nice, but it hardly strikes me as a top strategic target.


\"which is 2 hours west of me, and that I would drive as fast as I could toward Wichita. Why wait for the fallout to blow my way?\"

Fallout won't blow you away. It may give you radition poisoning and cause you to linger painfully wishing for death, but it won't blow you away.


\"I would prefer to spend up what was going to happen anyway.\"

Speed up, maybe?

Well, why wait for nuclear war when you could simply drink bleach and jump off a cliff?


\"...I really can't say what I will do till something happens,\"

So, you were just blowing wind in that last paragraph, internet tough-guy?


\"but do know that He is with me,\"

How do you know that for sure?


\"and I know as you said that to die is gain. PRAISE THE LORD!!\"

Well, if you KNOW that, what are you waiting for. Surely there is a train coming soon or some lye you could eat.

1/23/2007 3:55:57 PM
#144814
Savrin

This is just sad.

1/23/2007 4:10:27 PM
#144825
Archangel_Lucifer

He wants to die from radiation sickness!?!

What the fuck is wrong with a good old fashioned gun these days?

1/23/2007 4:27:48 PM
#144834
JP

Yeah, I hear Wichita is a primary tactical target. Good thing I'm safe here in the megalopolis.

1/23/2007 5:03:26 PM
#144842
David D.G.

I've been to Wichita.

It's not worth bombing.


~David D.G.

1/23/2007 5:15:47 PM
#144856
alexia

Yes, because on the list of all the important cities filled with landmarks, national monuments, and important government buildings, Wichita is number one. [/sarcasm]

1/23/2007 5:34:05 PM
#144857
lytefoot

They'd need to develop civilization first...

Y'see, the worst of it is, when the bombs fall... these are the people who are going to live, because they're in the middle of jack-all. Won't they be disappointed at being left behind.

1/23/2007 5:34:06 PM
#144858
Shell

Yeah, they'll be looking to take out all those important aircraft carriers in Wichita.

1/23/2007 5:35:11 PM
#144869
Matilde

Is this from Christian Forums or from a masochistic magasine?

1/23/2007 5:42:02 PM
#144886
D Laurier

This makes no sense at all, And its in a \"christians only\" thread on CF, so I couldnt reply

1/23/2007 6:38:45 PM
#144892
fuzon

Yep, it only makes sense that a city which failed to keep its minor league baseball team from moving to Arkansas would be a primary target.

1/23/2007 6:50:15 PM
#144904
McCulloch

I'll give you a hint. You don't have to wait for the bomb. Take your Bible on an airplane to Tehran. Try to convert some Muslims. You'll be home with the LORD before you know it.

1/23/2007 7:34:44 PM
#144911
Mister Spak

I think he'll have better luck in Saudi Arabia. At dying, not converting.

1/23/2007 7:55:15 PM
#144923
Old Viking

You can't defeat the US without obliterating Wichita. Sioux City is also on the hit list.

1/23/2007 8:23:07 PM
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