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Quote# 19742

[Carico is back from her suspension, and it seems that she used the time to have the rest of her brain removed]

Since I've been laughed at here for saying that scientists claim that the light from the stars is reflected light, then what provides the light from Mars? Scientists have already explored it and found it is not powered by hydrogen as they have claimed. So again, where does the light from Mars come from?

Carico, CARM 63 Comments [1/22/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Dave Bailey/Darwin
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#144167
Star Cluster

Science does not say that the light from stars is reflected light. Stars, of which the sun is one, create their own light. The light from Mars is reflected. Compare the light from Mars with that from Venus. You will never see a fully illuminated Venus from Earth because it is between the earth and the sun. Since Mars is further away from the sun than Earth, we get a fully illuminated disk.

This post just illustrates how ass-backwards Carico is in her thinking. She possesses a very special kind of stupid.

1/22/2007 5:55:53 PM

#144171
balom


1/22/2007 5:59:52 PM

#144176
Mister Spak

You do understand that a planet and a star are two different things, don't you?

Don't you?

1/22/2007 6:03:00 PM

#144177
RI

Carico is either the most brilliant troll in the history of trolldom, or is dumber than a rock. It's so hard to tell.

1/22/2007 6:03:19 PM

#144181
Matty the Red

Carico has once again made every last person in my math class look like a genius

1/22/2007 6:04:29 PM

#144184
dykitty

Maybe we houldn't make fun of Carico--it sounds like she's brain-damaged or something.

1/22/2007 6:07:35 PM

#144190
Nekhbet

Dykitty, how can you damage what you don't have?

1/22/2007 6:13:30 PM

#144195
Dirian

whaaa?

1/22/2007 6:17:05 PM

#144199
John

The light from Mars is reflected sunlight. The light from stars is produced by the stars themselves. Mars is never more than about 250 million miles away, and less than 150 million miles from the sun. The nearest visible star is about 100,000 times further away than that.

1/22/2007 6:24:51 PM

#144206
David D.G.

Mars is a planet, not a star. Planets shine by reflected light; stars shine by emitting their own light (\"powered by hydrogen,\" as you put it, at least most of the time).

This is stuff that the average kindergartener has no trouble with. So why does Carico?


~David D.G.

1/22/2007 6:29:55 PM

#144211
Amos

Carico is truly incredible. FSTDT is almost a fan site devoted to her. And I? A worshiper.

1/22/2007 6:34:00 PM

#144217
themann1086

Carico, you've won a lifetime supply of these:



Congratulations. Your mother must be so proud!

1/22/2007 6:39:02 PM

#144228
g-21-lto

How entirely sure are we that Carico is not a troll laughing at the people who have actually believed her inane utterances were for real?

1/22/2007 6:52:23 PM

#144246
Aethernaut

Awesome... I mean just absolutely awesome. I love (in a pity kind of way) Carico.

1/22/2007 7:14:33 PM

#144251
Bunyipgirl

The ignorance of people never ceases to amaze me. Just the other day I had to explain to an adult why the sky is blue, who then said my explanation was a good analogy.

I explained further that it was a scientific fact, not an analogy.

( I wonder how someone can be educated to the level that they know the word 'analogy' but don't know what a fact is.)

1/22/2007 7:22:11 PM

#144263
Doctor Whom

A planet != a star. I've known that since ... well, actually, I don't remember not knowing it.

1/22/2007 7:49:20 PM

#144271
Klaus

This is the point. Carico is a troll trying to break the record for longest time mistaken for the real thing.

1/22/2007 8:15:05 PM

#144277
Sandman

Mars is powered by hydrogen...? Oh Lord, no one can possible be that stupid.

1/22/2007 8:23:03 PM

#144282
Symos

Isn't the light from Mars reflected from the Sun? Like the moon? Muppet.

1/22/2007 8:39:37 PM

#144284
Gadren

I just want to know who these scientists are whom Carico is claiming declared Mars to be powered by nuclear fusion. Somehow I expect them to exist nowhere except in his/her mind.

1/22/2007 8:41:08 PM

#144290
Adrian


1/22/2007 8:51:38 PM

#144292
WritingIsMyReligion

1) Stars provide their own light. it is the MOON that reflects sunlight.

2) Mars gives off light? In the sky, it \"glows\" because of the lgihts around it.

3) Wait...Did you just try to compare Mars to a star? Oh please no.....Fuck no....

*headdesk*

1/22/2007 8:59:54 PM

#144299
McCulloch

I've just discovered that CARM has an Online School of Critical Thinking.


1/22/2007 9:35:05 PM

#144305
solomongrundy

I just scored 18/20 on that.
I had to lie through my teeth to do so, though.

1/22/2007 9:56:07 PM

#144322
Nedraed

Nah, nobody said Mars was hydrogen powered, that would just be silly - they hadn't invented hydrogen fuel cells when they built it, so obviously it runs on clockwork and steam.

1/22/2007 10:21:58 PM
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