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#43922
Redhunter
Demons driving spacecraft. See, that just goes to show you that science is the debble!
6/16/2006 12:04:44 PM
#43954
David D.G.
It's bad enough when someone believes his own hallucinations, but it's at least understandable. It's pretty sad when people start believing in other people's hallucinations!
~David D.G.
6/16/2006 2:46:36 PM
#44238
Julian
Wow that was a game of telephones wasn't it!
Wife: Honey I have to tell you something
Husband: Hurry up, 700 clubs's about to start.
Wife: Well you know how I've been terribly dissatisfied with your being a prude with no sexual desires - well I was walking by the road and a strange vehicle had broken down and it was full of illegal aliens. Well something came over me and I was possessed by lustful desire and I dropped my panties, put my hands on the fence and let them all sodomise me.
Next day at the pub, it was a flying saucer, aliens and anal probes.
6/18/2006 7:04:36 AM
#1019831
SaxMachine
Uh, why?
9/13/2009 12:47:53 AM
#1020088
"Some UFO's could be experimental government owned aircraft."
Uh, yeah, sure, why not?
"Some could be regular aircraft or natural phenomena."
That seems to be the most likely explanation.
"But not in many cases, like my wife's story. I believe my wife saw a demonic manifestation or a real ship being flown by demons."
Coo-coo, coo-coo!
9/13/2009 7:46:52 AM
#1236742
Quartz
If by any chance we make contact with aliens some day, people like this will fuck it up and get us in a war (and thats all we need >:( )
12/21/2010 2:19:38 PM
#1236816
what???
I'll admit that I believe the chances for intelligent life existing on other planets is probably pretty good. But I do not believe they have visited this planet. I do believe that there is a phenomenon commonly called 'UFO's', but I believe the vast majority of claims are simply natural phenomenon. But some cases do seem to go against any natural causes. These, I believe, are things created here on earth, by humans, for some as of yet unknown reason. There's nothing supernatural or paranormal about it at all. And your wife's story? It means she's tired of your shit and wants a divorce.
12/21/2010 9:40:39 PM
#1310095
gotabonerforjesus
Damned demons tooling around the neighborhood all night in the super up UFO's.
7/15/2011 5:18:05 PM
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