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There is no love involved in abusing someone's anus. It is evidence of great selfishness to seek pleasure at the cost of trauma to epithelial tissue and implantation of pathogens. God in love gave each of us an anus and a rectum. When the anus/rectum malfunctions, it causes discomfort and pain. To lose the anus/rectum means a colostomy, and who wants a colostomy? To insult an anus is to insult its creator. This is selfishness, the opposite of love.

LOVE, Bravenet Web Services 36 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#45012
Redhunter

\"To insult an anus is to insult its creator.\"

Just like that line.

6/21/2006 7:37:29 AM

#45112
Julian

I don't care, I refuse to take back anything I've said about George Dubbya, no matter how offended Karl Rove and his daddykins get!

6/21/2006 2:24:39 PM

#45216
CousinTed

I'm sorry, this is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day.

6/21/2006 11:11:03 PM

#375400
nice

I want that on a t-shirt

1/4/2008 10:57:18 PM

#375407
Jack Bauer

Ass!

1/4/2008 11:08:26 PM

#375409
GigaGuess

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

1/4/2008 11:10:59 PM

#376087
Moondog

It's safe to say, after this pretzel logic: you are a perfect asshole!

1/6/2008 4:19:34 AM

#376107
anti-nonsense

Anal sex doesn't have to be damaging if it's done with proper care. I understand lots of people, even straight people enjoy it.

1/6/2008 5:17:35 AM

#376120
Jacob

This is actually probably the most logical arguement against homosexual sex I've ever seen.
That being said, it's still fucking stupid.

1/6/2008 6:24:16 AM

#376130
Bryan65

How about giving your anus a break, and remove your head from it!

1/6/2008 6:37:38 AM

#376133
Brian X

And yet deep down, LOVE doesn't want his anus insulted either... he wants it punished. A pill o' Viagra for the first person who wants to give him what he wants.

1/6/2008 6:43:03 AM

#376159
Professor M

To insult an anus is to insult its creator.

Definitely. I'd much rather have mine worshipped than insulted.

1/6/2008 8:34:40 AM

#376171
Doctor Fishcake

If this is Poe, and personally speaking I think it is, then it's comedy genius!

1/6/2008 10:10:40 AM

#376174
DinDC

OK...

First of all, I have to agree that there is no love involved with anal abuse, unless, of course, one is into that sort of thing.

Secondly, I am pleased to hear that GAWD's love extends to every anus and rectum in the world. That would not only explain His love for folks like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson, but would also shed light on the look of contentment, which plasters itself on my cat's face immediately following a "Litter Box Moment."

Finally, the phrase "To insult an anus is to insult its creator" has changed my outlook profoundly. Never again will I be able to call George W a fucking asshole without realizing that my words of odium encompass both Poppy Bush and that Fat Bitch, Babs!


1/6/2008 10:53:23 AM

#376202
BurntBush

Your Mom wasn't complaining.

1/6/2008 1:12:58 PM

#376248
aqualung

LOL

1/6/2008 3:37:42 PM

#376252
F

(cornholio)You will respect the bunghooooole!(/cornholio)

1/6/2008 3:46:47 PM

#376263


haha. I think you may be my favorite christian of all time, seriously.

1/6/2008 4:22:43 PM

#376433
Brain_In_A_Jar

Why is it the all-time most quotable internet memes involve the anus? I'm surprised nobody's posted the legendary "oil hitting" quote from fark yet, since quite a few regulars here are common to both forums... or, even more obvious, the "buttsecks owl"!

Man, I remember watching that oil thread as it developed...that was an amusing day!

1/6/2008 11:39:47 PM

#456348
Pie Man

This guy's never heard of lube.

4/6/2008 2:53:42 PM

#456498
3chordwonder

To paraphrase Basil Fawlty: it's always bottoms with these people isn't it ?

4/6/2008 6:32:24 PM

#456506
shriekback

This sounds like something in a Terrance & Phillip episode

4/6/2008 6:37:56 PM

#456536
christgrinder

To insult an anus is to insult its creator.

wow...thats the greatest thing I've heard in a while

4/6/2008 7:02:49 PM

#521960
Kitourahime

Come on baby and dance again,
Jerk that head and be my friend,
Merging Zeus and Spartacus,
In ren-ren-ren-ren-Rendezvous with Anus!!
(You all saw it coming.)

5/31/2008 2:34:22 PM

#521983
Moondog

We need a "What would Freud say?" -WWFS?- award just for quotes like this.

5/31/2008 3:51:28 PM
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