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#45015
Redhunter
Of course. Everything bad that happens is because of Satan, everything good happens is because of god. EVERYBODY knows that.
6/21/2006 7:41:54 AM
#45228
Crosis
No.
6/21/2006 11:50:34 PM
#127408
Esjeur
Yup, and Satan also invented air, so breathing is a sin too and I sugjest you stop. After all, we all know from our bibles that the wind blew before God made anything so it had to be Satan. Stop breathing and we'll all be happy, that's the way!
12/26/2006 1:16:34 AM
#127432
Goetian
No, you goddamned idiot, or I'd still be in it.
12/26/2006 2:53:39 AM
#127455
Toga
Yes.
12/26/2006 3:50:06 AM
#127459
David D.G.
The Roman Catholic Church is pretty much the most direct unbroken descendant of original Christianity, and ALL of the Protestant denominations are descended from it.
So please explain two things:
* Exactly how and why would Satan, of all beings, establish it?
* If he did, how do you feel about following a religion that was established by Satan?
~David D.G.
12/26/2006 3:57:37 AM
#423422
Is everything of Satan?
3/4/2008 7:36:19 PM
#423474
GigaGuess
Yes. And since it is a direct source for the Dogma of the Christian church, that makes you a Satan Worshiper.
Have a nice day.
3/4/2008 8:30:23 PM
#423532
Integra
Unless the devil's name is Peter then yes.
3/4/2008 9:33:26 PM
#513553
Fernando
Explain from where you get that idea.
Remember that Jack Chick it's NOT a reliable source.
5/24/2008 1:29:48 PM
#513609
Quantum Mechanic
no
5/24/2008 1:53:54 PM
#586233
Natasha
No, no. Satan FOUND the Roman Catholic Church. It had been missing for about 6 months.
7/14/2008 3:40:05 AM
#586277
Alethe
Matthew 16:18. Peter was the first Pope.
Broiled, grilled, boiled... how should I prepare your crow?
7/14/2008 4:33:29 AM
#586609
Nightboomfer
No, I think St. Peter and Constantine did.
7/14/2008 11:46:49 AM
#586988
Lulzmonger
If it were, i'd be still in it.
7/14/2008 4:37:44 PM
#587157
boingo
Fundie Manual, article 10:
If an idea
-contradicts the bible
-needs the use of "logic"
-needs "knowledge" of "basic culture"
-needs "common sense"
- or you disagree with it
Don't hesitate to call it an invention of satan.
7/14/2008 6:45:42 PM
#587316
mas528
No. Satan founded christianity.
7/14/2008 8:18:14 PM
#587331
Grigadil
Satan wrote the bible, so yeah...it applies to any group that uses the bible, not only the cat holics, so yeah.
7/14/2008 8:26:30 PM
#587444
GigaGuess
Then that makes your religion the spawn of Satan, which you would realize, if you came within a mile of a history book.
7/14/2008 9:18:20 PM
#1241889
J
Well, yes, if, from a historical standpoint, you would consider one of Jesus' most trusted disciples to be Satan.
1/5/2011 7:23:22 PM
#1241910
B K
Surely this is Poe?
1/5/2011 9:30:35 PM
#1241932
Justanotheratheist
Given the church's history it's not hard to see why somebody might think it's the devil's work, but no.
It's a bit hard for a creature that doesn't exist to found anything. Or create anything, for that matter.
1/6/2011 12:15:13 AM
#1241958
frenchengineer
Only if satan was Jesus's apostle Peter.
1/6/2011 4:03:28 AM
#1266547
Kuyohashi
Yes, but his name is pronounced "Jesus".
3/13/2011 6:54:30 PM
#1266661
Justanotheratheist
No, but I can see why one would think so.
3/14/2011 2:40:24 AM
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