Of course. Everything bad that happens is because of Satan, everything good happens is because of god. EVERYBODY knows that.
6/21/2006 7:41:54 AM
6/21/2006 11:50:34 PM
Yup, and Satan also invented air, so breathing is a sin too and I sugjest you stop. After all, we all know from our bibles that the wind blew before God made anything so it had to be Satan. Stop breathing and we'll all be happy, that's the way!
12/26/2006 1:16:34 AM
No, you goddamned idiot, or I'd still be in it.
12/26/2006 2:53:39 AM
12/26/2006 3:50:06 AM
The Roman Catholic Church is pretty much the most direct unbroken descendant of original Christianity, and ALL of the Protestant denominations are descended from it.
So please explain two things:
* Exactly how and why would Satan, of all beings, establish it?
* If he did, how do you feel about following a religion that was established by Satan?
12/26/2006 3:57:37 AM
Is everything of Satan?
3/4/2008 7:36:19 PM
Yes. And since it is a direct source for the Dogma of the Christian church, that makes you a Satan Worshiper.
Have a nice day.
3/4/2008 8:30:23 PM
Unless the devil's name is Peter then yes.
3/4/2008 9:33:26 PM
Explain from where you get that idea.
Remember that Jack Chick it's NOT a reliable source.
5/24/2008 1:29:48 PM
5/24/2008 1:53:54 PM
No, no. Satan FOUND the Roman Catholic Church. It had been missing for about 6 months.
7/14/2008 3:40:05 AM
Matthew 16:18. Peter was the first Pope.
Broiled, grilled, boiled... how should I prepare your crow?
7/14/2008 4:33:29 AM
No, I think St. Peter and Constantine did.
7/14/2008 11:46:49 AM
If it were, i'd be still in it.
7/14/2008 4:37:44 PM
Fundie Manual, article 10:
If an idea
-contradicts the bible
-needs the use of "logic"
-needs "knowledge" of "basic culture"
-needs "common sense"
- or you disagree with it
Don't hesitate to call it an invention of satan.
7/14/2008 6:45:42 PM
No. Satan founded christianity.
7/14/2008 8:18:14 PM
Satan wrote the bible, so yeah...it applies to any group that uses the bible, not only the cat holics, so yeah.
7/14/2008 8:26:30 PM
Then that makes your religion the spawn of Satan, which you would realize, if you came within a mile of a history book.
7/14/2008 9:18:20 PM
Well, yes, if, from a historical standpoint, you would consider one of Jesus' most trusted disciples to be Satan.
1/5/2011 7:23:22 PM
Surely this is Poe?
1/5/2011 9:30:35 PM
Given the church's history it's not hard to see why somebody might think it's the devil's work, but no.
It's a bit hard for a creature that doesn't exist to found anything. Or create anything, for that matter.
1/6/2011 12:15:13 AM
Only if satan was Jesus's apostle Peter.
1/6/2011 4:03:28 AM
Yes, but his name is pronounced "Jesus".
3/13/2011 6:54:30 PM
No, but I can see why one would think so.
3/14/2011 2:40:24 AM