Yeah, yeah, yeah. Xians who don't completely agree with you are minions of Satan.
I suspect the \"evil spirits\" they sent to afflict you were their bill collectors.
And, of course, my contract requires me to point out that God and Satan are fictional characters in the ancient fairy tales of desert bumpkins.
1/6/2007 11:07:50 PM
I smell paranoia.
1/6/2007 11:22:32 PM
What's the matter with you crazy kids, did everything not go your way and you had a run of bad luck? Did you pray and pray and those pesky spirits just interfered with them being answered? Did someone say something to you that wasn't nice?
I can sum up all this and the other \"bad\" stuff that happens in this mean old world in just two words; shit happens!
1/6/2007 11:26:34 PM
1/6/2007 11:39:05 PM
You have a persecution complex and a bad case of paranoia, there, don't you?
1/7/2007 12:13:56 AM
Wow, not even an attempt to provide justification or evidence - just flat out accusation. That's some seriously entrenched paranoia. What, pray (heh, pray - thanks folks, I'll be here all week!), were these \"many signs\"?
1/7/2007 12:29:50 AM
It wasn't the Westboro Baptist Church, was it?
1/7/2007 12:30:24 AM
It sure must be fun to really believe that you are involved in this massive interdimensional war waged by ghosts and demons. I would say that in all probability, your imaginary war beats any video game that I have ever played.
1/7/2007 12:45:48 AM
Sorry I don't believe this load of crap for a second.
1/7/2007 12:53:45 AM
If you're currently taking drugs, stop. If you're not, start.
1/7/2007 12:55:12 AM
Okay, as an actual devil-worshipper here, I can tell you that nobody would EVER do this.
Seriously, why would they? Even if they were out to get Christians, why would they need to found a fake church to do it? If all they were doing, apparently, was praying for demons to come attack these people, they could do that from the comfort of their own homes. For crying out loud, this has got to be the stupidest \"Satanic conspiracy\" quote I've ever read; it doesn't even make any sense by the twisted logic of fundamentalism.
1/7/2007 12:57:28 AM
If I were you I'd see a shrink, that sort of paranoia must be caused by some sort of supressed feelings and trauma.
1/7/2007 1:23:34 AM
It took you ten years to figure it out? Shit, you must be pretty stupid.
1/7/2007 2:04:40 AM
Yeah, the church of Vecna tends to look askance at apostates.
Wait, which god are we talking about here, again?
1/7/2007 2:34:37 AM
Wow, your god's a pretty big pussy if he can't keep a rogue angel from corrupting and misleading people in his own churches.
1/7/2007 3:46:31 AM
Paranoia gone wild. Get over yourselves, Gary and Lisa. Nobody's out to get you because you're just not that special. You've O.D'd on the bibble and now you're fantasizing about satanic persecution, but if you go outside once in a while and see the real world, you'll discover that reality isn't nearly as scary as your paranoid fantasies.
1/7/2007 4:19:47 AM
Paranoia may destroy ya.
1/7/2007 5:07:15 AM
Actually, there is a problem. If you think that Satanic is everyone who disagrees with you, then 80% of the world or more(you have included Christian denominations) is, has been and will be satanic.
1/7/2007 9:52:09 AM
Matilde, that's exactly what they think. Read the original. They are the only \"true Christians\" they know of, though they think there might be more out there. Every church they went to turned out to have been infiltrated by Satan's followers.
All I could think of reading that was \"folie a deux.\"
1/7/2007 1:35:35 PM
I was being sarcastic. However, I am a little shocked at their arrogance. Listen my friends, only 2 people in the world are saved and 2000 years of theology on the rubbish can. And I find it funny, because they´re too the most inconsistent people I know. She writes the articles but don´t get them wrong, she´s submitted to her husband and spends time justifying it. Hell and purgatory are going to be very funny.
1/7/2007 3:43:21 PM
Those fiery darts are a bitch.
1/7/2007 9:38:49 PM
Nothing new here, just another bunch of judgmental Christians convinced they're the only ones with the TruthTM and everyone else is a pawn of Satan.
If your god is letting everyone fall prey to Satan, what the fuck makes him so great, then?
1/8/2007 2:47:04 AM
I hate posers.
1/8/2007 1:43:43 PM
I nominate this one for a \"Fundier Than Thou\" Award.
1/8/2007 3:00:19 PM
I wonder if this is the same Lisa who only writes when her husband is there to fight off the demons...
1/9/2007 10:44:11 AM