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#129782
KillWhitey
Really? I thought we were bringing them democracy?
12/30/2006 7:39:51 PM
#129783
SaneChick
Too bad God didn't give Bush an exit strategy.
12/30/2006 7:43:04 PM
#129789
Tiny Bulcher
Yeah, cos that's working.
12/30/2006 7:51:41 PM
#129800
NotMe
And I know why Bush can't win. God's powerless against iron chariots, just think about all the cars and tanks driving around trabsporting troops and shooting metal at stuff. It hinders his power imbuing the soldiers. Maybe we should send them in with sticks and simple bronze swords (bronze age tales ask for bronze weapons), I'm sure that victory will be for the taking then.
Oh wait, only if Bush can keep a staff raised over his head long enough. If he can't you'll still lose.
12/30/2006 8:03:05 PM
#129811
Admiral Bob
Umm...Christianity is already there, sure not a majority.
P.S. Militaries are not very good at converting people...
12/30/2006 8:23:22 PM
#129826
Old Viking
If Bush is president by god's design it demonstrates an amazing lack of design skills.Unless, of course, god is making some kind of point about morons in government. I might add that perhaps we'd should start looking for another way to introduce Christianity, because under the current scheme we're pretty much getting our ass handed to us.
12/30/2006 8:37:10 PM
#129878
Ed
That's great, but couldn't your god have gotten around to sending him a few thousand years earlier, where he would have fit in?
12/30/2006 9:27:47 PM
#129888
Klaus
And if God was omnipotent, he could have made the world a place where history didn't have to rely on idiots with armies.
12/30/2006 9:32:41 PM
#129931
Matilde
Exactly as the horrible muslims do?, makes no sense sorry.
12/30/2006 10:18:32 PM
#129952
szenah
If it was God's design, why isn't he making it work?
12/30/2006 10:52:03 PM
#129962
Julian
Riiiiiiight, because all that fire and brimstone nuking cities like Sodom, or earthquakes swallowing up errant tribes whole just didn't cut it.
Your God's turned into a pussy!
He must've been whipped into shape since Mary got up there and he can't be a naughty little bachelor boy any more.
Klaus for the win!
12/30/2006 11:21:34 PM
#129980
Dirian
YES! Got it before others.
12/30/2006 11:49:54 PM
#129992
Napoleon the Clown
Uh, how about no.
12/31/2006 12:01:03 AM
#130008
Adrian
Seeing as how this is a democracy, people choose who is going to be President. If God wants to take control he would have to take control of the voters temporaily, thus destroying the entire notion of free will.
12/31/2006 12:25:21 AM
#130009
Will
God is doing a shitty job then
12/31/2006 12:26:09 AM
#130012
The Jamo
Its all by God's design that Bush became President of the United States...
Wow! So it's official. God really DOES hate the United States.
12/31/2006 12:30:33 AM
#130033
Papabear
So, it was also God's design that we had Bill Clinton as president for 8 years?
The reason we have GWB as president is because the masses in the U.S. are easily distracted from the facts, they love tough talk and many of them vote mostly for what they are told will most benefit their wallets.
12/31/2006 12:57:16 AM
#130092
Coffee
It seems to me that God must hate both Christians and Muslims. And Jews, too, since Israel isn't what you would call secure. Hmm...think I'll stick with Buddhism, just to be safe.
12/31/2006 3:53:41 AM
#130095
The Watcher
No fair, how come God gets more votes than the rest of us? Combined?
12/31/2006 3:57:25 AM
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12/31/2006 4:30:42 AM
#130231
jouster
P.S. Militaries are not very good at converting people...
Some Mayans, Incas and Aztecs might disagree.
12/31/2006 2:36:49 PM
#130243
John
You'd think if God wanted the US to bring Christianity to the Middle East, he'd have chosen people actually competent to do the job. It's amazing how fundies always think God is as stupid as they are.
12/31/2006 4:25:22 PM
#130247
WritingIsMyReligion
People like this seriously make me wrestle with my general pacifism. How can people be so fucking moronic and generally militant?
12/31/2006 4:34:02 PM
#130320
Mary Sunshine
Oooohhh... can you say \"Inquisition\"? I knew you could.
12/31/2006 9:12:30 PM
#130346
Trovore
\"Its all by God's design that Bush became President of the United States\"
That actually seems more like the work of Satan...
12/31/2006 10:37:59 PM
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