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It is by the wisdom of Allaah that like calls to like and evil calls to evil. It is said that the kaafirs, Jews, Christians and communists in the east and the west all keep dogs, Allaah forbid. Each one takes his dog with him and cleans it every day with soap and other cleansing agents. But even if he were to clean it with the water of all the seas in the world and all the soap in the world, it would never become pure! Because its impurity is inherent, and inherent impurity cannot be cleansed except by destroying it and erasing it altogether.

Islam Q&A, Islam Q&A 66 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#129371

Greg

And this means something because...

12/29/2006 9:06:10 PM

#129393

Doctor Whom

How did I manage to forget about Islam Q&A? It's a gold mine of funditude.

12/29/2006 10:05:35 PM

#129396

Savrin

Islam haet doggie

12/29/2006 10:13:33 PM

#129413

David D.G.

Just for the record, there are plenty of Christians and Jews who do not keep dogs. I wouldn't know first-hand about the kaafirs and Communists, but I'm betting that the same would apply to them. Some of these folks cannot have pets, some just aren't especially drawn to have pets, and some just prefer other animals to dogs.

Oh, and though most dog owners do try to keep their pets reasonably clean, I'm sure that very few bathe their animals every day; but they don't really need to, since they typically don't get that dirty every day. And by the way, \"clean\" is relative; for instance, I think most dogs are bound to be a lot cleaner than the average camel. Just a thought.

Seriously, this is one of the weirdest broad-brush posts I have ever seen.

~David D.G.

12/29/2006 11:22:22 PM

#129420

Damn Yankee

I like cats.

12/29/2006 11:47:12 PM

#129606

Thursday

...And it's Monday there, too! Dang, but these folks are advanced.

What if you have cats and a dog in the same home? Hm. I'm probably heretical.

12/30/2006 10:06:42 AM

#129609

Axver

I hate dogs. Does that make me a Muslim or something now?

12/30/2006 11:10:54 AM

#130435

Adrian

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you.

1/1/2007 12:30:40 AM

#130441

Brain_In_A_Jar

Funny, most of the people you mention who keep these \"unclean\" animals aren't dropping dead or anything, so even if this unverifiable taint exists, it is evidently harmless.

1/1/2007 12:40:11 AM

#130449

Ed

Islamic fundamentalists...hate dogs?

Learn somethin' new, I suppose.

1/1/2007 12:56:00 AM

#130455

upallnite

I guess that explains all the stray dogs I saw in Iraq.

1/1/2007 1:15:34 AM

#130459

Old Viking

The joy of religion.

1/1/2007 1:30:18 AM

#130470

Nedraed

And yet, when I was living in Kuwait, plenty of folk had dogs...I guess they're a more liberal country? (yeah, liberal like only recently getting universal suffrage)

1/1/2007 2:05:41 AM

#130483

The Jamo

Why the fuck would you bathe a dog every day with soap?

Man, am I glad I'm not religious.

1/1/2007 2:56:25 AM

#130484

Toga

For a moment I thought that said they weep dogs. I though damn, that must hurt.

1/1/2007 2:59:09 AM

#130489

CousinTed

What about fish? You never have to clean them; they spend their entire day swimming around in the water; and, unless you're a particularly affectionate aquarium enthusiast, you never have to touch them.

1/1/2007 3:04:50 AM

#130497

Zadic

So to sum up people who eat dogs good, people who love them bad?

1/1/2007 3:22:36 AM

#130514

Nekhbet

O K I have dogs (bad) cats (good) and a turtle (weird) what religion does that make me?

1/1/2007 4:14:36 AM

#130521

Mary Sunshine

I once tried to clean my dogs with all the water of all the seas in the world and all the soap in the world. They didn't like it. They just ran outside and rolled in the grass. Impure? Nah. Silly and grassy-smelling? Yeah. So your point is?

1/1/2007 4:31:05 AM

#130522

Well, it's not like Islam was ever the pinnacle of sanity.

1/1/2007 4:31:09 AM

#130526

Napoleon the Clown

1/1/2007 4:34:46 AM

#130550

Papabear

I AM one of the world's worst housekeepers, but my nine 100 lb.+ dogs (www.UrsaMajorBullmastiffs.com) are not unclean or impure. I prefer their characters to that of most people. They are sincere and dependable.

1/1/2007 5:17:26 AM

#130556

MK

Of course, silly fundie Muslim, you can't get anything clean with just soap and water! You need all-purpose Clorox (Quluroqs for our friends in Saudi Arabia!). Clorox literally burns the impurity right off the skin! It even burns the sinful skin itself! Try it on yourself and you'll see just how great Allah is!

1/1/2007 5:45:04 AM

#130563

Lupine

I have a dog.

And a cat.

And two lizards.

And two turtles.

I wonder what that makes me.

1/1/2007 6:01:24 AM

#130567

Matilde

Explanation. The dog is, according to the Koran, an impure animal. That´s it basically. Only that this idiot is virtually unable to explain us why or why the red half-moon is using them on rescue operations.

1/1/2007 6:09:19 AM

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