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#128634
Admiral Bob
I neither confirm nor deny this...thing whatever it is... I think it is a conspiracy theory...
12/28/2006 4:25:04 PM
#128636
TeabagSalad
I don't think that I have had enough booze/drugs to understand this.
But I think you'll find that Faint is wrong. Soooo very wrong.
12/28/2006 4:29:35 PM
#128643
Tig
o-ni seh-ha wan.
o-ni tan-zin wan.
We better get our Riley Martin symbols.
12/28/2006 4:46:51 PM
#128648
Papabear
More un-supported, weird theology from the font of all such knowledge some deluded moron's butt.
12/28/2006 5:02:47 PM
#128653
dykitty
Is this guy a survivor from that group that thought they were going to ride away one the Hale-Bopp comet?
12/28/2006 5:10:52 PM
#128656
szenah
Different group, similar weirdness.
12/28/2006 5:13:55 PM
#128659
Grey Area
Oh! The Raelians!
I haven't heard about them for positively ages....... not since they got rid of the swastika from their emblem in 1990 or thereabouts.
12/28/2006 5:21:15 PM
#128665
Tim Wilkins
Wow... the first clause of the first sentence seemed reasonable enough, but the direction change was so sudden and unexpected I think I need to sue someone for whiplash!
12/28/2006 5:51:47 PM
#128668
Ed
...Yeah, you do that.
*backs away slowly*
12/28/2006 5:54:23 PM
#128673
Adrian
12/28/2006 6:01:20 PM
#128676
David D.G.
I'd love to know how the Raelians try to account for fossils millions of years old if all the life forms on Earth were seeded here just 25,000 years ago. \"Satan put them there to trick us\" just doesn't seem as likely for them to use, somehow.
I nominate this post for \"Most Egregious Abuse of the Phrase 'We Now Know...'.\"
~David D.G.
12/28/2006 6:08:55 PM
#128686
Mister Spak
But where did the advanced human scientists come from?
12/28/2006 6:26:55 PM
#128689
JustinGG
Wow. An actual Raelian fundie quote. This is exciting.
12/28/2006 6:46:17 PM
#128711
Man Called True
Wow! An actual Raelian! I didn't think they still existed...
Hey, Faint, how's the human cloning project coming?
12/28/2006 7:19:42 PM
#128725
How nice!!, now we´re sure that all those men, who lived, dressed and behaved like any of their contemporaries were, in fact, extraterrestrial beings with powers, and all because a mad French man says so. I prefer the usual fundiness.
12/28/2006 7:35:34 PM
#128733
Julian
Ah yes, love that carol....
We three Kings from Alpha Centauri,
Travelling at warp factor nine.
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Docking at a planet of yonder star.
12/28/2006 7:51:24 PM
#128755
Star Cluster
Except for the part about all life forms on Earth being created 25,000 years ago, this crap actually is more plausible and believable than what is in the Wholly Babble. Not that I believe it, just saying...
12/28/2006 8:54:30 PM
#128844
Napoleon the Clown
People were made by the scientists of A New Hope era Courascant? Because that's how old the SW galaxy had had hyperdrive and all that fun shit for...
12/28/2006 9:45:51 PM
#128862
Mary Sunshine
I could almost like this guy. Almost.
12/28/2006 9:56:09 PM
#128892
Old Viking
Tell me something I don't know.
12/28/2006 10:15:52 PM
#129090
Mrdie
Sometimes I feel we should just merge the Conspiracy site with this one.
12/29/2006 6:19:28 AM
#129099
Redhunter
forty prophets in Earth's history were sent by Elohim whose messages were misunderstood and distorted by humans, largely because of the difference in the level of scientific understanding between the advanced race and our primitive one
Wonderful! 'Advanced human scientists' with 25,000 years of technology under their belts couldn't communicate properly with primitive humans? What, they couldn't learn Aramaic or Latin?
12/29/2006 6:53:16 AM
#129102
HypnoToad
I like the way this guy thinks.
12/29/2006 7:00:38 AM
#129124
Gugu
tinfoil hat award
Clearly a tinfoil one.
But he sounds not really very fundie, Batshit nuts yes but absolutely not fundie
12/29/2006 9:20:56 AM
#129180
Tzelemel
Wow. Raelians. I haven't heard from these nutjobs for a long time...
12/29/2006 1:18:15 PM
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