I neither confirm nor deny this...thing whatever it is... I think it is a conspiracy theory...
12/28/2006 4:25:04 PM
I don't think that I have had enough booze/drugs to understand this.
But I think you'll find that Faint is wrong. Soooo very wrong.
12/28/2006 4:29:35 PM
o-ni seh-ha wan.
o-ni tan-zin wan.
We better get our Riley Martin symbols.
12/28/2006 4:46:51 PM
More un-supported, weird theology from the font of all such knowledge some deluded moron's butt.
12/28/2006 5:02:47 PM
Is this guy a survivor from that group that thought they were going to ride away one the Hale-Bopp comet?
12/28/2006 5:10:52 PM
Different group, similar weirdness.
12/28/2006 5:13:55 PM
Oh! The Raelians!
I haven't heard about them for positively ages....... not since they got rid of the swastika from their emblem in 1990 or thereabouts.
12/28/2006 5:21:15 PM
Wow... the first clause of the first sentence seemed reasonable enough, but the direction change was so sudden and unexpected I think I need to sue someone for whiplash!
12/28/2006 5:51:47 PM
...Yeah, you do that.
*backs away slowly*
12/28/2006 5:54:23 PM
12/28/2006 6:01:20 PM
I'd love to know how the Raelians try to account for fossils millions of years old if all the life forms on Earth were seeded here just 25,000 years ago. \"Satan put them there to trick us\" just doesn't seem as likely for them to use, somehow.
I nominate this post for \"Most Egregious Abuse of the Phrase 'We Now Know...'.\"
12/28/2006 6:08:55 PM
But where did the advanced human scientists come from?
12/28/2006 6:26:55 PM
Wow. An actual Raelian fundie quote. This is exciting.
12/28/2006 6:46:17 PM
Man Called True
Wow! An actual Raelian! I didn't think they still existed...
Hey, Faint, how's the human cloning project coming?
12/28/2006 7:19:42 PM
How nice!!, now we´re sure that all those men, who lived, dressed and behaved like any of their contemporaries were, in fact, extraterrestrial beings with powers, and all because a mad French man says so. I prefer the usual fundiness.
12/28/2006 7:35:34 PM
Ah yes, love that carol....
We three Kings from Alpha Centauri,
Travelling at warp factor nine.
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Docking at a planet of yonder star.
12/28/2006 7:51:24 PM
Except for the part about all life forms on Earth being created 25,000 years ago, this crap actually is more plausible and believable than what is in the Wholly Babble. Not that I believe it, just saying...
12/28/2006 8:54:30 PM
Napoleon the Clown
People were made by the scientists of A New Hope era Courascant? Because that's how old the SW galaxy had had hyperdrive and all that fun shit for...
12/28/2006 9:45:51 PM
I could almost like this guy. Almost.
12/28/2006 9:56:09 PM
Tell me something I don't know.
12/28/2006 10:15:52 PM
Sometimes I feel we should just merge the Conspiracy site with this one.
12/29/2006 6:19:28 AM
forty prophets in Earth's history were sent by Elohim whose messages were misunderstood and distorted by humans, largely because of the difference in the level of scientific understanding between the advanced race and our primitive one
Wonderful! 'Advanced human scientists' with 25,000 years of technology under their belts couldn't communicate properly with primitive humans? What, they couldn't learn Aramaic or Latin?
12/29/2006 6:53:16 AM
I like the way this guy thinks.
12/29/2006 7:00:38 AM
tinfoil hat award
Clearly a tinfoil one.
But he sounds not really very fundie, Batshit nuts yes but absolutely not fundie
12/29/2006 9:20:56 AM
Wow. Raelians. I haven't heard from these nutjobs for a long time...
12/29/2006 1:18:15 PM