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[Replying to 'what if you contracted HIV from a needle?']I do not get sick timmie and all the hypotheses you conjure up will not change this fact. I am a son of God and I have victory over all manner of sin and sickness and, IF I WAS to contract some horrible disease I wouldn't be turning to "science" to cure me but instead repenting for not being who and what I am in Christ and choosing rather to receive the perfect manifest health Jesus Christ died to give me. I do not knowingly go out and sin and when guilty of occasionally dropping the ball I don't do as the perverts do and try to justify my indiscretion... I repent and confess the sin as sin. Fags are not accidentally contracting Hepatitis and AIDS. They willingly go out and expose themselves to these and many other diseases. So no timmie, I won't be hunting down and paying for any research or drugs to try to help me overcome the disgusting diseases.

Eric, VoyForums 19 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#376966


wow. please, do so.

1/8/2008 5:43:15 AM
#496170
doomie 22

Have a nice death.

5/12/2008 4:44:39 AM
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Viva

With tha attitude, this guy wont be around for long. Which is just as well.

5/12/2008 5:04:03 AM
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PirateFaafy

Mister Gene Pool Janitor, we've got a cleanup in aisle fundie. Again.

6/25/2008 4:46:55 PM
#558856
Blackclaw

So if you get it from your wife who is cheating on you because you are such an absolute downer to be around, it'll be your fault. Because according to you folks that get the disease are always at fault or it wouldn't happen to them.

Then you'll pray to God to save you from the disease and apologize for being such a pain in the ass to be around. And then you'll die. And then you'll whine, "God why didn't you save me?" And then God will say, "I gave you a brain, why didn't you support science and save yourself?"

Or maybe you'll just rot in the ground. After-life reports have been kinda sketchy. Need more recon. Try to report back and let us know how it goes.

6/25/2008 5:06:26 PM
#558935
Freboy

@PirateFaafy:

LOL from the bottom of my heart.


If Eric would just stop being such a self-righteous asshole, maybe God wouldn't be the only one who loved him anymore.

6/25/2008 6:02:43 PM
#558962
GigaGuess

Wanna test that theory? Or how about we try the simpler "I'll swing a frying pan at your head, and if God wants you to be safe, he'll stop me" approach.

6/25/2008 6:39:16 PM
#1248604
Hunter Jay

Wow, he's just asking for death ain't he?

Also,

(I am a son of God and I have victory over all manner of sin and sickness...)

I'm sorry but that role has already been filled and no matter how much you lie to yourself, you are not immune to getting sick.

1/25/2011 8:17:05 AM
#1248605
jas43

LOL at the science hater who is using the INTERNET

LOLOLOLOL

fail

1/25/2011 8:18:53 AM
#1248620
KR

"I do not get sick timmie and all the hypotheses you conjure up will not change this fact. I am a son of God and I have victory over all manner of sin and sickness and, IF I WAS to contract some horrible disease <snip>"

Make up your mind already. Victory over sickness or not? I can send you any amount of dirty drug needles i can muster from street/park litter bins, just for testing purposes.

"<unsnip> I wouldn't be turning to "science" to cure me but instead repenting for not being who and what I am in Christ and choosing rather to receive the perfect manifest health Jesus Christ died to give me. <re-snip>"

I hope this is a promise. And remember, kid, no breaking promises!

"<unsnip> I do not knowingly go out and sin and when guilty of occasionally dropping the ball I don't do as the perverts do and try to justify my indiscretion... I repent and confess the sin as sin. <snip v3.0>"

Remember this?: "...I have victory over all manner of sin and sickness..." So once again, which is it?

"<unsnip finale> Fags are not accidentally contracting Hepatitis and AIDS. They willingly go out and expose themselves to these and many other diseases. So no timmie, I won't be hunting down and paying for any research or drugs to try to help me overcome the disgusting diseases."

Remember: you promised. (Quite self-destructive are you? Well, go right ahead, we won't stop ya. Come to think of it, i bet many of would lend a helping hand.


1/25/2011 9:11:05 AM
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KR

-This post intentionally blank-

(Double post via net crank-up)

1/25/2011 9:15:16 AM
#1248623
JohnTheAtheist

When it comes right down to it this guy will beg for the drugs. Of course, he would let his children die though.

1/25/2011 9:17:46 AM
#1249675
Godbuster

The sadist in me wishes this guy to be struck by an unhealthy dose of reality. Then he'll see how many sick people pray desperately and die anyway.

1/27/2011 5:20:47 PM
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Philbert McAdamia

> I do not knowingly go out and sin and when guilty of occasionally dropping the ball... <

The left hand knoweth not what the right hand doeth.

1/27/2011 5:45:46 PM
#1409700
Quantum Mechanic

Happy MRSA infection.

6/4/2012 7:48:25 AM
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VioletBeauregarde

"I do not get sick timmie...I am a son of God"
-Newsflash, sparky: Even Jesus suffered physical ailments!
"IF I WAS to contract some horrible disease I wouldn't be turning to 'science' to cure me but instead repenting for not being who and what I am in Christ and choosing rather to receive the perfect manifest health Jesus Christ died to give me."
-Hold on, I'm trying to understand this; ok, let me get this straight...if you get sick, you won't get help-instead you will apologize to Jesus for having the perfect health that He died to give you because somehow receiving Jesus' gift to you is spitting in His face...
Ugh! The cognitive dissonance is giving me a headache!
Have fun with the Strep throat, mono, Ebola, yellow fever, typhoid or whatever you may get, idjit!

7/25/2012 11:33:11 AM
#1427593


Let's test this.

7/25/2012 12:19:10 PM
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Blue the Thief

I believe this problem shall fix itself.

This pleases me.


7/25/2012 11:07:38 PM
#1428171
Ebon

Darwin Award in training.

7/26/2012 6:54:24 PM
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