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Quote# 1759

Catholics are not Christians but at best Christians-in-becoming and once they become Christians they will no longer be Catholic because the religion itself will be like satan to them ("get thee behind me satan").

Amos, Internet Infidels 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#384526
Gjervan

Altarboy: "Get thee behind me Catholic Priest"

1/18/2008 8:24:51 PM
#384535
David D.G.

So, there weren't actually any real Christians until Martin Luther came along? Or perhaps Scofield? Then who the heck compiled that Bible you use?


~David D.G.

1/18/2008 8:32:07 PM
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CPTNHotSauce

diden't Catholics come first, at least thats what the 12 years of religion class taught me

1/18/2008 8:34:46 PM
#385686
Nny

Catholics came FIRST. All other branches of your religion came from catholics.

1/19/2008 8:44:52 PM
#385727
Brian X

You know, I do wish you could read IIDB without logging in. I have to think that with all the cranks they seem to draw, there must be some truly awe-inspiring flamage resulting from it.

1/19/2008 9:40:09 PM
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Brian X's

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2008-Jan-19 09:40 PM

You know, I do wish you could read IIDB without logging in. I have to think that with all the cranks they seem to draw, there must be some truly awe-inspiring flamage resulting from it.

My response - "Yes, absolutely. Frankenstein created a Christian continuum and the nay-sayers get drawn in every day. Sincerely Yours, 'Lazarus The Walking Stinking Shit-Pile'."

6/4/2008 9:59:43 PM
#528674
GigaGuess

THEY! WERE THERE! FIRST! You are a rip-off of them. Not vice versa.

6/5/2008 5:22:23 PM
#963773
JSS

("get thee behind me satan")

Okay stop stealing Bill Maher's jokes.

5/31/2009 9:07:17 AM
#1112570
Kisare

and you're a presumptuous asshole. Deal with it.

2/9/2010 7:35:17 AM
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