The fuck? Martian anal probes are right up there with virgin births in my book.
When the aliens come, they'll either wipe us out before we even know they're there, or ask to speak to our leaders. Everything else is just a little silly. ;)
11/28/2006 12:11:04 AM
I'm sorry, I don't do alien abduction theories, who were you talking to?
2/25/2008 11:34:57 PM
Whenever I get a pain in the ass I don't know whether it's an alien probe or a fundie.
2/25/2008 11:36:29 PM
@ Darwin, You made me choke on a strawberry!
2/26/2008 1:21:04 AM
2/26/2008 1:22:17 AM
Uh, no, I don't swallow the alien stories either!
2/26/2008 1:40:42 AM
I admit to hearing some of that nonsense. Oh, the stuff about the UFOs, too. The same debit of credibility applies to both.
2/26/2008 1:53:29 AM
Actually, that IS slightly more feasible, but you really should consider what you're saying. It's doubtful you'll find many atheists who actually believe alien abduction. Case in point: 8 comments so far, 0 believers. Not sure if everyone's an atheist, but I stick to the excuse of being the Stereotypist From Hell.
2/26/2008 2:01:55 AM
Well the aliens showed us this video on evilution see...
2/26/2008 6:59:17 AM
Actually, I dont believe in alien abductions.
The Federation doesn't allow them, after all we are an experimental system to test that "feelings" thing.
Up to now, they aren't impressed.
2/26/2008 9:34:34 AM
don't worry tuco, as it turns out most reporets of alien abduction come from the Bible Belt.
Doesn't surprize me when you raise people to believe ridiculous things
2/26/2008 12:26:52 PM
Atheists believe in alien abductions automatically?
I do say, old chap, is this fact or a clever ruse?
2/26/2008 5:01:07 PM
Alien abductions are like demon attacks. Only seem to happen to people who believe it, and are usually claimed by people of a questionable grasp of reality.
2/26/2008 6:15:03 PM
I don't really belive either one.
3/4/2008 5:22:24 AM
And just when did I say that I, collectively or otherwise, believed that?
3/4/2008 2:07:01 PM
So, the logic here seems to be:
tuco22 doesn't believe in evolution or alien abduction. Therefore, anyone who believes in evolution must believe in alien abduction.
10/30/2009 5:18:10 AM
Nah, belief in alien abductions is about on a par with a belief in a literal interpretation of Genesis.
10/30/2009 5:20:55 AM
They both don't exist....
11/16/2011 4:51:17 PM
I'd prefer to think that aliens know better than to kidnap random people. Still, the idea of a race of extraterrestrials doing seems a helluva lot more feasible than your god existing.
11/16/2011 5:18:05 PM
In "Hidamari Sketch"...:
...even alien abduction is cute
As for Genesis in the Bible, just two words: talking snake.
Then you wonder why we Atheists can't accept any of the Bible's bullshit?!
? Why not six hours
? Six minutes
? Six seconds
? Six nanoseconds
, or less
? And if your so-called 'God' could poof into existence an entire universe, world and all the life on it, why the fuck couldn't he have similarly just poofed Adam & Eve into being?!
Then you wonder why this quote exists:
'Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived'
Frankly, the scenario in the equally Atheist Arthur C. Clarke's "2001: A Space Odyssey"/"2010" is far more credible, re. a vast alien intelligence influencing life on Earth, evolving from tool-using apes, to space-exploring humans, right up to godlike beings, all via their enigmatic 'Monoliths'.
11/17/2011 9:20:46 AM
There's a lot you don't understand.
4/23/2013 3:25:02 PM
He/She is right. Flying saucerers are just as crazy as the creationists.
4/23/2013 10:57:08 PM
Believing there's life on other planets is an odds thing, on some Earth likish planets elsewhere the odds are good.
But most people don't believe in visitations or abductions and as i mentioned above the Bible belts the hotbed of such claims.
4/24/2013 11:59:33 AM
We don't; we find all myths to be just as incredible.
Next question, please.
4/24/2013 12:21:11 PM