I hate beards.
11/26/2006 2:29:47 PM
I don't hate them, but I don't prefer them.
11/26/2006 3:11:16 PM
But the God beard is always shown as being long and reasonably unkempt; I don't find myself physically attracted to homeless people.
11/26/2006 3:13:09 PM
The only reason your god has a beard is because you stole the image of Zeus from the Greeks.
11/26/2006 3:32:39 PM
Sweet: I'm God-sexy.
11/26/2006 3:38:38 PM
Okay, so he's got a beard.
But why does he have nipples?
11/26/2006 7:35:47 PM
Sexual Hell Bastard
I think that Douglas and this guy
are the same person.
11/26/2006 11:44:37 PM
And the more important question of the centuries, Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
11/27/2006 3:21:55 AM
I'm really pretty sure the Bible says no one has ever seen God face to face.
1/18/2007 1:58:42 AM
Yay, I have a godly sexy face! Why do women not become overcome with attraction when I wave my beard about?
1/18/2007 2:30:14 AM
That's why I can't keep the christian bitches off of me!
1/18/2007 3:00:09 AM
They call me V
What you say?
Srsly though, I can't say the beard have helped me much in dating, but the girls I end up with seem to like it, or at least tolerate it as long as they don't have to deal with the crankiness I produce when I have to shave all the time xD
4/10/2008 10:11:24 PM
I was never very fond of beards, but it's the person underneath that counts. My husband hates shaving (self-confessed laziness, got to respect his honesty!) but I'll happily put up with the beard because it's him, and I would very much rather be with him than without him, especially over something so damn trivial.
That being said, he would (and has) shave(d) it all off if(when) I asked him to. He also does almost all the washing up, vacuuming, and loo-cleaning in the house, and is a fantastic, responsible and loving dad to our son. He's a wonderful man and no, you can't borrow him!
That was seriously off topic. Apologies. I'll shut up now...
4/10/2008 10:37:08 PM
What if a bisexual dude likes guys with beards? I prefer goatees, but beards are cool too.
4/10/2008 11:05:32 PM
Two-day-old scruffiness is sexy, but a full beard just weirds me out.
4/10/2008 11:38:33 PM
I dislike facial hair myself.
4/10/2008 11:50:51 PM
I don't mind a neat goatee, but ZZ Top does nothing for me.
4/12/2008 2:47:53 PM
I hate beards. I like to see my man's face.
4/14/2008 2:44:39 AM
Man Called True
When I have a beard I look like Kevin Smith.
So Kevin Smith is the face of God?
4/14/2008 2:48:27 AM
"Dreamer, nothing but a dreamer"
4/14/2008 6:54:04 PM
sofia the antichrist
Beards look like shit, and what proof do you have that "god" has a beard?
6/5/2008 4:16:22 PM
I can see that some of the ladies here have never experienced a well-maintained Body Brush. The model with lips and tongue and....
6/5/2008 4:19:33 PM
Well, I don't. I mean, some men look good with them, but for the most part, I prefer them clean-shaven.
6/5/2008 5:36:02 PM
First: not all girls like beards
Second: have you ever seen a lion or a goat or a peacock? Male dominance is shown in the mane (for lions) the beard (for goats) and the plumage (for many different birds)
For those human females that desire beards on men it is most likely the same idea.
8/18/2008 5:02:12 AM
Don't really care for beards myself... they itch and sting, and whenever I go down on my girlfriend to eat her out whilst bearded she always complains. Nah, beards are not for me.
8/18/2008 7:00:44 AM