- The universe has always existed in a state of continuous expansion and collapse. Alternately, Allah/Zeus/Odin did it.
- The story of Jesus' resurrection is fictitious, exaggerated, mythical, allegorical, a misreport of a hoax or staged publicity stunt, or a simple case of misidentification.
There are many, many better (or equally plausible) explanations for the state of existence/myth than a ridiculously specific and self-contradictory invisible man in the sky.
2/28/2010 6:25:54 PM
god is a figment of credulous imaginations.
2/28/2010 6:56:13 PM
How about "I DID IT!".. yeah, that holds jus as much weight as GODDIDIT.
2/28/2010 7:06:56 PM
They say shit like this,,
And they STILL think it would be beneficial to force supernatural concepts into science
3/1/2010 7:19:10 AM
"There is no better explanation than the fact that "God Did It"!"
What about "Two gods did it!" That's twice as good.
3/1/2010 7:54:15 AM
You mean you can't think of any better explanation that Goddidit!
Luckily, not everyone has such a limited imagination and poor critical thinking skills.
3/2/2010 12:09:18 AM
My brain hurts and I hates learnin'.
Therfore, god must have done it!
3/2/2010 12:26:34 AM
Jesus never existed, so a resurrection would be kind of difficult.
8/21/2011 5:57:24 PM
DOES. NOT. FUCKING. COMPUTE.
8/21/2011 6:48:00 PM