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Rime
Mmkay. I'll do just that. As soon as I see Him, I'll verify that.
7/1/2005 10:01:39 PM
#523402
Feminazi
Jesus promised to return 2000 years ago, read your bible.
Also, Earth Day does not advocate worshiping the Earth, any more than "spring cleaning" worships your house.
I know this is old, but I couldn't resist.
6/2/2008 4:17:21 AM
#834574
Dr. Shrinker
The world will probably still exist despite global climate change. Humanity is a different story, however. Perhaps you think you'll be magically whisked away into the sky any day now, but it hasn't happened yet. It would seem that a little long term planning might be appropriate.
1/1/2009 9:13:28 PM
#834577
Lulzmonger
Still waiting.
1/1/2009 9:15:21 PM
#834583
Philbert McAdamia
Just ask jesus.
Go ahead. Axe him. I double dirty dog dare ya.
1/1/2009 9:17:52 PM
#835484
SetosNiceGirl
And it's people like you that are destroying the planet. Nice job breaking it fundie!
1/2/2009 4:39:02 PM
#835500
Disreg
It's hard to think of anything more damaging coming from religious belief than the fundie mantra of "Fuck the planet, I'm off in a God Spaceship any day now".
1/2/2009 4:51:02 PM
#835524
Grigadil
I asked, but Jesus must still be dead, since no answer was received.
The planet will probably remain more or less in its orbit until the Sun explodes, but the biosphere has become stressed by human activities and their byproducts.
Never say never.
1/2/2009 5:17:32 PM
#835547
Titan Uranus
Just spoke to Jesus, he said SuzyJ27 is a dirty skank and he wants her to stop bothering him with her insipid prayers about his cock.
1/2/2009 5:44:31 PM
#1178910
Anonymous Tau
We can shit on the floor because Jebus the almighty cleaner will be there to make things better.
7/11/2010 3:57:25 AM
#1297329
Robespierre
Look, I don't even like nature. I'm quite fond of development, so much that I'd like it to go on for as long as possible.
If responsible management of or only planet is required, I guess that can't be helped.
6/8/2011 9:44:44 AM
#1297400
Anon-e-moose
"The reason why I don't worship the earth like Liberals do"
Here in the UK, I vote Labour (centre left), as opposed to the Conservatives (centre-right). The Liberal Democrats are 'middle-of-the-road'. To my knowledge, none of such political parties (thus by definition I, as a Labour voter) don't 'worship the earth'. How can I possibly 'worship' anything, if I'm an Atheist?! Americentric, or just stupid much, SuzyJ27?
"is because I know Jesus is coming back"
Yeah, about that. Better ask Harold Camping about absolutely, for sure, knowing.
6/8/2011 1:30:35 PM
#1297420
GigaGuess
Fine. Get a signed document that says that Jesus will intervene before our world becomes an uninhabitable toxic waste cesspool, and I will shut up. Until then, I will work on empirical evidence, and assume that this is the only world we have, and that we need to make it last for our children, and their children, and so forth.
6/8/2011 3:04:48 PM
#1473170
Quantum Mechanic
"Jesus is coming back."
He'd actually have to be here first, imbecile.
11/23/2012 4:19:51 AM
#1473189
rubber chicken
I douby if any educated person believes that the Earth is at risk from global warming. Human civilisation however...
11/23/2012 8:08:48 AM
#1489352
Ok, how are we going to ask Jesus?. And most importantly, what if the planet is a shit when he ever returns, that you must recognise that it´s impossible to know?. If you want to live in an inhabitable waste, that´s your problem.
1/2/2013 12:52:13 PM
#1489402
Punch
Well excuse me for wanting to keep the earth in good shape as long as possible. Just in case things don't work out for you.
1/2/2013 1:48:28 PM
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