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A womens hair is given to her for a covering. I attended a church where some of the more devout younger women had long thick hair. It really was beautiful when they would go to the alter to pray. Their hair was a covering, to show their modesty. Just like they wore modest clothing that covered them. Of course not all women are that devoted to God and it is not our place to judge them.

Isaiah talks about "haughty" women and how God will make them bald. I wonder sometimes if the reason people have problem with thin hair or their hair falling out is because they have a problem with being haughty, arrogance or with pride in some way.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 47 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#99431
Swintah

We should have a lifetime duh-chievement section, just for posters like this.

10/31/2006 11:27:23 PM
#99433
matt

day after day, john r7 manages to find new ways to question the bottom limits of a conscious human being.

10/31/2006 11:51:07 PM
#99445
miri_rose

Well. That's definitely a new one in a long history of men with opinions about women's hair and modesty.

11/1/2006 1:12:39 AM
#99450
godling

TDR said: \"Furthermore, wasn't there some really important prophet who was bald? I mean, famously so?\"

Dear God, please send a bear to eat JohnR7 - he has insulted the bald.
Thanking you in advance,
godling

11/1/2006 1:22:17 AM
#99468
Julian

I wonder sometimes if the reason people have problem with thin hair or their hair falling out is because they have a problem with being haughty, arrogance or with pride in some way

No John, it's called testosterone - you'd know this if you had a working pee-pee! (they're like brains and muscles buddy - use 'em or lose 'em) [[[and women]]] ;-)

oh and don't mock bald people, God might get two bears to rip you and 41 of your friends apart... Oh wait, 41 friends. Sorry, not even God could work that miracle.

11/1/2006 1:57:57 AM
#99470
Veinor

OK; even assuming that the scripture quote is true (if god hates a person, he makes them bald), then he still fails logic. Let H be 'God hates a person.', and let B be 'that person is bald.' His logic is then:

If H, then B.
B.
Therefore, H.

FAIL.

11/1/2006 2:08:37 AM
#99519
Kelian

haha yeah, long hair because we're devout and modest. It isn't at all because the men we're with find it erotic, no sir...

11/1/2006 6:11:20 AM
#99520
Redhunter

So monoxodil and propecia are PROOF that god exists!

Since you despise the baldness gene which thou doth created, lord give me the patience to deal with the baldies, the perception to recognize the shaved head, and the wisdom to know the difference. In the name of the Skunk Ape, The Yeti and the Sasquatch, Amen.

11/1/2006 6:21:29 AM
#99538
Tiny Bulcher

Shit. God doesn't hate me enough! I've still got hair!

11/1/2006 8:51:11 AM
#99713
David D.G.

Kelian: Exactly! I think it's just hilarious that he's praising them for their \"modesty\" while simultaneously saying how attractive their long hair is! How contradictory can you get? That's like praising a girl for \"modestly\" wearing a bra because it gives her bosom such an attractive lift!


~David D.G.

11/1/2006 3:56:00 PM
#99879
Adrian

oh and don't mock bald people, God might get two bears to rip you and 41 of your friends apart... Oh wait, 41 friends. Sorry, not even God could work that miracle.

That would constitute animal cruelty anyway: feeding bears fresh, tender kiddy meat is one thing (though most of said meat was probably wasted anyway: I'd imagine that a lone kid could confortably satiate a bear, so with 21 kids per bear...), but feeding them JohnR7 meat... Jackals, vultures or other scavengers would be more up to the task (and more likely to be available, unless JohnR7 lives in Alaska or in the Rockies).

BTW, can someone tell me if Elisha did something noteworthy, aside from dabbling in demography control by plantigrade?

Anyway, by JohnR7's theory Gawd loves hippies and hates skinheads. While I can imagine that, at least for the NT God and Jesus (didn't Roman legionnaires sport a shaved scalp too?), I don't see fundies accepting that position easily ^^

11/1/2006 7:26:09 PM
#99953
Jerod T.

No, I got the perfect rebuttal...

Death metal hair bands! ;)

~Jerod T.

11/1/2006 8:52:34 PM
#100149
[url=http://www.hubforums.com]DCoke[/url]

It's because many of us are vain, dude. Accept it.

11/2/2006 2:41:54 AM
#100546
Archaeopath

Johnny must get terribly excited by the sight of orangutans at feeding time. How very demure. Oh, the images...

11/2/2006 5:30:52 PM
#230671
Dr. Fishcake

I am guessing JohnR7 is not a Birtney Spears fan at all...

5/18/2007 10:50:45 AM
#230738
Pix

But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with [her] head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. 1 Corinthians 11:5-6

Doesn't read his own holy book.

5/18/2007 1:27:35 PM
#230830
Brian X

Okay, so here's the thing -- I know a very hot woman who has decidedly short hair. I don't think she's shameful at all.

5/18/2007 4:30:15 PM
#394215
Tooth Fairy

oh yeah...I knew this lady who had thinning hair. I never knew she was a devil worshipper, I thought she just had something called cancer. Wow and bald babies must be devil spawn. And WOW I guess all men are evil! My life's questions have finally been answered!

1/30/2008 12:41:59 AM
#602270
splattaflix

Mia Farrow must be the most unholy person on the planet!

Maybe that's why she was raped by Satan in Rosemary's Baby!

7/26/2008 1:07:34 AM
#1275446
Quantum Mechanic

I like women with long hair and nothing else on.

4/5/2011 4:59:43 AM
#1275501
Anon-e-moose

@Quantum Mechanic

"I like women with long hair and nothing else on."

RAmen to that. What flips my switches is exampled here by the late great Bettie Page:



Especially the sheer black seamed stockings & ultra-high heels. Yum. Truly the Goddess of Glamour. We shall never see her like again.

The lady in my life has long dark hair too. And when she wears such down - along with just black seamed stockings, lethal 6-inch heels and a smile - she knows she's guaranteed several orgasms!

But short hair on a female is great too. As evidenced by "Ikkitousen"'s Ryomou Shimei:



And "Ai Yori Aoshi"'s Aoi Sakuraba:



Whether sported by a kickass femme or a 'Yamato Nadeshiko'*, a page-bob I find extremely hot on a woman. Speaking of kickass hotness:

@Hadanelith

"What does that say about tonsures?"

Or even the full-on 'skinhead' look?:



JohnArse7 had better not watch "Alien III", if he knows what's good for him.

*- For the ininitiated:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YamatoNadeshiko

@The Jamo

'A womens hair is given to her for a covering.'

"Right, so what is a man's hair for? Dipping in chocolate sauce?"

Or in JohnArse7's case, getting high on. Smoking his own pubic hair is the only possible reason why he comes out with the bullshit he does.

4/5/2011 8:21:55 AM
#1384619
Sentry Gun

In biblic times, long hair was considerded as advertising boards for prostitutes.

3/21/2012 6:59:43 AM
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