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#99361
DarthWang
More nonsense from you - know - who.
10/31/2006 7:34:35 PM
#99362
Star Cluster
I'll probably laugh everytime I see a bald minister or priest after reading this.
10/31/2006 7:36:01 PM
#99365
Hadanelith
What does that say about tonsures?
10/31/2006 7:45:18 PM
#99367
NotMe
\"God hates you, you know how I know that?
You are bald.\"
Another item to add to the \"You can see God hates you if...\" list, just below the loss of limbs, loss of children, serious diseases, deaths in the family, gay children, gay nephews, gay tendencies in yourself, satan coming by for a beer and mor of those stupid petty things I don't realy care to mention.
To paraphrase some guy who's name I forgot: The most egocentric thing humans ever did was assume that a god is interested in their personal lifes.
10/31/2006 7:47:44 PM
#99368
TDR
no, dude, it's genetic.
Furthermore, wasn't there some really important prophet who was bald? I mean, famously so?
10/31/2006 7:58:50 PM
#99369
niccomm
I wonder sometimes if the reason people have problem with thin hair or their hair falling out is because they have a problem with being haughty, arrogance or with pride in some way.
ummm, yeah, that's gotta be it.
10/31/2006 8:01:44 PM
#99370
PassingThrough
Never mind that women were once required to keep their hair tied up because having it down showed vanity and was whorishly asking men to take notice of them. There was also a time they had to wear cloth over their heads from which hats possibly sprung.
According to John-John only women are subject to the hair laws and methinks Johnny is turned on by the hair and has somehow taken that most malleable of tomes, the bibble, and made it reflect what he likes.
Big surprise.
10/31/2006 8:04:53 PM
#99373
Adrian
Yeah, Johnny-boy forgets that the Babble (or was it just the OT?) requires women to keep their head covered in the temple. It also speaks of wearing a veil...
10/31/2006 8:14:52 PM
#99375
Matilde
So, why men have long hair too?, moreover, why was the fashion to have it longish some centuries ago?, why animals have hair too?. Why my father, a very devout religious man, has a little problem with alopecy?. John, I imagine that you´re one of the guys who will put my questions in your no answer file.
10/31/2006 8:21:51 PM
#99377
Matilde
Besides, why were women in the OT shaven when they lost their virginity, if I can ask this idiot?
10/31/2006 8:22:55 PM
#99378
Gadren
Fundie --> English Translation:
\"Women were born with hair, so they mustn't cut it short -- even though men are born with hair as well.
Now, some women cut their hair, and thus don't love God, are haughty, arrogant, and prideful, and God will curse them by making them bald.
But I'm not judging them!\"
10/31/2006 8:28:00 PM
#99381
Libkitten
My grandmother has such thin hair that she has to wear a wig, and she is one of the most giving and pious Christian women I know. Try again.
10/31/2006 8:48:55 PM
#99383
Traitor1
male pattern baldness = sign of God's wrath?
10/31/2006 8:58:13 PM
#99385
Mr. Hacker
So... God does not love people (especially women) who have cancer and have lost their hair to chemotherapy?
God can go fuck himself then.
10/31/2006 8:59:04 PM
#99386
Old Viking
You go with that one, Big John. It makes as much sense as all your other observations and conjectures.
10/31/2006 9:03:44 PM
#99387
Archangel_Lucifer
What an interesting world johnnyRStupid must live in.
10/31/2006 9:04:06 PM
#99389
themann1086
sooo, why do i have long hair? and i dont just mean on my head... hairy arms/legs, too!
10/31/2006 9:09:47 PM
#99393
Mike
Can we have a website just for John?
10/31/2006 9:23:15 PM
#99402
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)
All the haughty women I've always met have had pretty long hair.
10/31/2006 9:57:27 PM
#99410
SaveTheBales
I have long dark hair growing out of my palms... anything wrong with that?
10/31/2006 10:14:05 PM
#99411
The Watcher
it is not our place to judge them.
I agree. So why does every other word in this tirade judging?
10/31/2006 10:14:32 PM
#99416
Spamviking
Um, what about Elisha?
10/31/2006 10:20:41 PM
#99419
The Jamo
A womens hair is given to her for a covering.
Right, so what is a man's hair for? Dipping in chocolate sauce?
Their hair was a covering, to show their modesty. Just like they wore modest clothing that covered them.
No, their hair was covering them because that is the way they chose to wear it, imbecile. How exactly does the way you style your hair make god hate you? What a load of nonsense.
Of course not all women are that devoted to God and it is not our place to judge them.
Really? Ya think? Then why dont you take a leaf out of your own book and shut the fuck up.
10/31/2006 10:35:51 PM
#99420
Oculus Invisibilis
Our favorite JohnR7...
10/31/2006 10:42:35 PM
#99421
Distind
By the extention of this guy's logic god likes ME out of the entirety of my male family the most. I'm the only one who isn't/wasn't bald or balding by 18 aside from one grandfather who doesn't care in the least about religion. He made it to his 60s before it got him, and even still, it isn't that bad.
Of course, we could go into memorable christian males who had long hair, but I guess he's just going to say it doesn't effect men.
10/31/2006 10:46:03 PM
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