(After making a topic claiming that he is able to prove "scientifically" that evolution is garbage)
i'm glad everyone is interested in this, but i'd really only like more evidence in support of creationism. i'm not interested in hearing anything else
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Well, being open-minded has never been a strong fundamentalist trait.
But, we don't HAVE any proof of creationism, only stacks and stacks of the 'other' kind. Reality is a real slap in the false, isn't it?
So, your premise is, I haven´t proved that evolutionism is garbage, at least I´m going to demonstrate, via others, that the opposite is true. A perfect UN SCIENTIST.
If you read the original topic it cited the April fool's prank that Hovind fell for as evidence and that Hovind had won an award for it (the "One Born Every Minute"). He came in later to let everyone know it was a parody and he wanted to see if any creationists would correct his mistakes, which sadly they only said good job.
clemsecon: Oh, well, that's different! I can see why people would fall for it, though; we see weirder and stupider stuff than this every day, spouted in all sincerity.
woohoo!! it's a pleasure to be nominated. i'd like to thank kent hovind for teaching me that when you know something in your heart, it doesn't matter what the facts say (you can always make up your own!). also, the big guy upstairs (love ya g-dub), my mom, and the piltdown man.
This has to be one of the few times someone was proud of making it to this site.
>i think you guys are missing the point...
if anyone is interested, i've decided to continue playing around with this stuff. i've created a new myspace religious group: the holy church of the suspension of disbelief. http://groups.myspace.com/thcotsod
Previously in the MySpace thread, John the Super Christian said "Dinosaurs were around the same time as the humans, which blows evolution out of the water. Recent discoveries show a dinosaur that was killed while he was eating a human. the media keeps this covered up because it would ruin evolution, but there's a lot written about it. the homepage of the person who found it is here: http://www.nmsr.org/Archive.html - Kent Hovind did a lot of speaking on this and ended up winning an award for his work on it, from a SCIENCE ORGANIZATION! April Fool for the "man eating dinosaur". I wonder what "science organization" gave an award to Kent Hovind on this one! See Hovind
Ummm......
If the world is 6000 years old, why do the Egyptians have writing about Creationism from 7000 years ago?
Stephen Hawking is a physicist, he hasn't said anything as far as evolution goes. And then the asshole insult Hawkings for having ALS?
He say's man landed on the moon, then he says it was staged. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!
Apes didn't give birth to humans
Apes do use language, turn on Discovery once in a while, they have lots on signing Apes. They don't have developed vocal cords, so no they can't talk.
Sorry, John, that window of opportunity closed about...oh...maybe 6000 years ago, give or take. God's a one-night-stand. Oh, sorry...six nights. Then he rested, and is resting still.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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