if u dont believe in God then read this
im am 16 a sophemore at my school and we have won every game but one because God gave us them and we could see it because we were down by 2 or more touchdowns but God said no i want this team to win and now we got one game left and its state and i cant wait to c His hand work again on our team
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so i guess god has the time (and grace) to intervene in your football game, but he's just too busy (or disinterested) to intervene in, say, darfur?
16 and has no comprehension of grammar, spelling, or even basic capitalisation!
Sorry, if this is indicative of American education then I despair for that great country.
"You always see those football players on T.V. thanking God for letting them score a touchdown....but only if their team wins. You never see a guy who says, 'We'd have won just fine, until Jesus made me fumble!'"
-George Carlin
Hadanelith
"*crowd cheering* "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?""
Wrong sport, Redhunter.
Yeah, that was hockey, right? Listen anal-anderson, I don't even follow sports, just take it at joke value and move along. Nothing more to see here.
That's like interrupting a 'A priest, a rabbi and a sasquatch walk into a bar' joke with, "Well, was it Saturday, 'cause the Jews don't...'
*smack*
Shut up and let me tell the damn joke!
Oh, I get it. You're called the punisher because you punish us with your atrocious spelling, grammar, and punctuation.
And the Lord said "of this football team I am proud. And they shall be my football team. And they shall go forth and defeat all other football teams, be they Bobcats, Falcons, Bears (Oh MY!), or Fancy Yellows. For this team is the Lords team and will rush the ball well"
It's such a good thing that the whole of God's power is focused on this single team winning football games. I'm glad to know he's taking time out from his valuble service of , oh, helping humanity..
Then again.. maybe it's not God helping his team.
Oh, you suck so much you need God's help, huh?
So God bets on football instead of solving the homelessness problems, solving war ect.? Typical man.
You're 16? Ah I get it now.
You're winning because your team has common convictions and a stronger will than the other guys. If God is your focal point, that's great -- but take credit for being good at what you do, and trust God to have more important things in store for you than the scoreboard in some trivial mortal pastime.
Thats it !
God's up there with a big-ass plasma TV , Playstation and a copy of "Divine Madden '08"
I'm so glad I don't live in the USA....
Ah yes, thanks for that compelling peace of evidence. You're an idiot.
(So what he appears to be saying is that his team sucks so bad that there's no way for them to win unless there's not only cheating going on...but God's the one doing it. Interesting inferiorty complex, that one has.)
Well, that's actually because your players were more mentally and physically prepared for the game, which involves a lot of different factors including...
You know what? It's just so much easier to say you fail and call it a night.
Well that explains why my robotics team comprised almost entirely of atheists, agnostics, secular Jews, and Unitarian Universalists can't seem to beat the damn home-schooled Christian team. They have God on their side. (Or it could be that because they are home-schooled, they have all the time in the world to work whereas we have to work after school and through finals and homework)
So this team is not filled with muscle bound athletes that stay in shape, practice and train? If God's responsible for this team's victories and not the players and coaches this is easy to prove, replace the team with people who never played foot ball. They should still win if God is on their side and their skills had nothing to do with it.
Well, you clearly didn't win the spelling bee contest...
Good to know that God rigs high school games instead of feeding the poor, protecting kids from pedophile priests, or saving women from dying of complications during pregnancy and child-birth. It's nice to see He's got his priorities straight.
Confused?
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