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A Pentecostal priest lashed out at the [gay wildlife] exhibition, saying taxpayers' money used for it would have been better spent helping the animals correct "their perversions and deviances."

anon, abc news online 22 Comments [10/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#99237
Prager

Oh, wow. This is a wonderful example of \"missing the point entirely'! Is there some kind of award for this?

10/31/2006 1:36:52 PM

#99238
Redhunter

another part of this article: \"A Lutheran priest said he hoped the organisers would \"burn in hell\"

Look out cherry-picked house of glass delusion, here comes a comet of reality and it's aiming for you! Bwah-hah-hah-hah-ha! Now you have to face it, homosexuality IS natural! HAH-hah-ha-hah! In your face, fag hating god!

10/31/2006 1:38:33 PM

#99250
Matilde

How, giving them extra-cookies if they behave?, and are we to asume WE ARE NOT ANIMALS?

10/31/2006 1:53:39 PM

#99300
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

There's a zoo with a gay wildlife exhibition. Wow... I've got to see if I can visit that site, just so I can see the idiots protesting in front of it.

10/31/2006 3:27:09 PM

#99301
David D.G.

\"...helping the animals correct \"their perversions and deviances'\"? It's not enough that he wants to dictate morality to every human on the planet -- now he wants to do the same to the billions upon billions of animals in the wild, too?

Reverend, when what you consider \"unnatural\" is being practiced IN NATURE, BY NATURE, guess what? It's natural!


~David D.G.

10/31/2006 3:27:14 PM

#99304
Inmate 22841666

Does he complain that animals have sex out of wedlock too?

10/31/2006 3:35:00 PM

#99310
Nekhbet

Yep. it's just an animal lifestyle choice and can be corrected by reparative therapy. yep that's what it is all right, Ducks and antelope choose to be queer, they sure do, snivelling little pervs. ( sarcasm, in case you didn't notice)

10/31/2006 3:50:14 PM

#99311
TDR

I'm sorry, you WHAT?

10/31/2006 3:50:15 PM

#99313
Adrian

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

How can a grown man be so stupid?

10/31/2006 4:11:54 PM

#99328
NotMe

I suggest adavanced psychoanalyses using free association. maybe we can get to the bottom of their perversions and find that they were caused by them being molested by their parentsat young age.

10/31/2006 5:05:46 PM

#99338
Random Guy

Well, I predict they're going to use the Fall of Man to explain why some animals are homosexual, as always.

10/31/2006 5:40:56 PM

#99359
Brain_In_A_Jar

This is so stupid it hurts.

10/31/2006 7:25:02 PM

#99425
Distind

Ah, love these. \"Nature is against nature!\"

I've had a hard ass time getting my cat to respond to her name, and she's almost 14 now, how does this idiot expect to 'correct' these animals anyway?

10/31/2006 10:51:53 PM

#99432
Denizen

\"helping the animals correct \"their perversions and deviances.\"\"

That dosen't even work on humans!!!

10/31/2006 11:30:28 PM

#99440
Arne

Next step is to correct the perversions and deviances viruses and bacteria have been known to practice.

Not to mention atoms... atoms with those dirty little quarks!!

11/1/2006 12:43:07 AM

#99449
Julian

Riiiiight - is that the same way you stopped your dog barking and your cat peeing on the sofa?

11/1/2006 1:21:18 AM

#99451
Julian

Originally posted by Distind

Ah, love these. \"Nature is against nature!\"

I've had a hard ass time getting my cat to respond to her name, and she's almost 14 now, how does this idiot expect to 'correct' these animals anyway?
I had a girlfriend once - no that's not the funny bit. And her cousin moved in with us - no that's not either. And her cousin had a cat - or that, which was called Horse after the cat in Footrot Flats, - the thing is, it mucked up a little too much because it was bored shitless and didn't have enough to occupy it (yes it was unique for a cat) so by the time she moved in with us, this cat wouldn't answer to Horse, or puss-puss-puss (bang the tin with the opener etc) but would only respond to \"Aaaargh you little bastard\" because that's what it heard all the time - I'm not making this up. The stuffy neighbours hated the fact and tried to get it to answer to puss etc, but it never did. :D :D :D

11/1/2006 1:26:05 AM

#100072
[url=http://www.hubforums.com]DCoke[/url]

Now they want to cure non-humans...

11/2/2006 12:01:47 AM

#100074
[url=http://www.hubforums.com]DCoke[/url]

And also: SICK 'EM, PITA!

11/2/2006 12:06:18 AM

#225369
Andreas

It's a shame to say that happened in fairly secular Norway... The Pentacostal priest in question is Jan-Aage Torp (http://pastortorp.blogspot.com), and he's a well known nutcase. Among other things he said before the Olympics in Athens 2004 that God wouldn't allow it to happen, because it was worship of the old Greek idols. Later, when it became evident that the Games were going to take place, he predicted massive delays and terrorist attacks. After the Games (which were completed without incidents) he proclaimed that he had changed his mind and had prayed to God that He should leave the Olympics alone.

How nice of him!

5/5/2007 5:09:17 AM

#242117
Maronan

I can just imagine this guy out in the woods, in nature, screaming that it's not \"natural\" because it isn't the way he thinks nature should be.

5/30/2007 9:12:56 AM

#760373
Evilutionist

Their society made them that way. God would never do that.


*facepalm*

11/10/2008 10:04:53 PM
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