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[Is heaven on top of the big cloud made of gold?]

No, it is on top of earth, and is about the size of the moon. An interesting fact is that this moon sized object of gold will land on earth. If a moon tried it now, gravity would exist, and we would be wiped out good and proper. Heavens, imagine the tides even?! That means that gravity, as we know it, just will not apply. Neither of course will decay.
Our present state of the universe, and laws of physics will be no more. That is real science 101.

dad, Christian Forums 32 Comments [10/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#98607
Nedraed

\"Real\" in what conceivable way?

10/30/2006 1:37:45 PM

#98618
NotMe

Didn't we already have this one? Or is it from a thread that was previously visited by other FSTDT'ers?

Anyway, if the moon sized object of gold (which is transparant according to dad) is \"on top of the Earth\", why have we failed to detect it so far? And what use would it be to make such a huge construction of gold? The only good quality of gold is that it is visually pleasing, and the value comes from it's relative rarity on Earh. So making it transparent and adding a huge quantity of it makes it no better than glass.

Would you like living in a glass world?

10/30/2006 1:46:24 PM

#98623
Hadanelith

NotMe: Gold is also an excellent conductor, and it doesn't rust. Unfortunately, it isn't bery strong.

10/30/2006 1:51:25 PM

#98631
Redhunter

It's a ball of stupid about the size of the moon....

That is real bizarre 101.

10/30/2006 2:01:37 PM

#98645
Brain_In_A_Jar

\"That is real science 101.\"
<dies laughing>

Oh, and Hadanelith, while gold does make a good conductor, it's only really valuable and trusted as currency because it's hard to get hold of and hence impossible to forge, respectively.

If a moon-sized amount of the fucking stuff became available, without the need to dig it out of crushing depths of rock and expend vast amounts of energy isolating it in pure amounts, gold would rapidly become as cheap as dirt.

10/30/2006 2:34:29 PM

#98656
David D.G.

This was posted before -- just last month, I believe.


~David D.G.

10/30/2006 2:50:24 PM

#98659
Prager

Dad used to make me laugh. But now… For a person to so utterly throw himself into something to the point that he spouts the most incredible idiocy and expects others to just accept it as some kind of scientific fact is truly pitiable. This is just sad.

10/30/2006 2:51:29 PM

#98667
Th3_Fr@gil3

Of course real science has plenty of evidence to back up it's claims. Got any? No? Didn't think so. Run along and pray to your invisible sky daddy.

10/30/2006 3:05:14 PM

#98676
Nekhbet

\"If gold were as common as peas, and peas were as rare as gold a princess would take a gold\"....The Profit. Khelog Albrahn

10/30/2006 3:18:02 PM

#98686
Noid

Sadly, this doesn't even qualify for the top 10 of bizarre things 'dad' believes.

10/30/2006 3:43:55 PM

#98700
Matilde

Grimm Brothers award

10/30/2006 4:05:34 PM

#98713
Random Guy

We haven't nominated anything for \"Bizarre Creationist Assertion of the Month\" yet, and I think this probably deserves it.

10/30/2006 4:18:08 PM

#98722
Papabear

\"No, it is on top of earth, and is about the size of the moon. An interesting fact is that this moon sized object of gold will land on earth.\"

Now that would be an interesting fact, except that it is NOT a FACT.


\"If a moon tried it now,\"

The moon is inanimate, and, therefore, does not \"try\" anything.


\"gravity would exist,\"

Excuse me, but gravity DOES exist.


\"and we would be wiped out good and proper.\"

Exactly what would be \"good\" and/or \"proper\" about the human race being wiped out?


\"Heavens, imagine the tides even?!\"

Zounds!, Scooby.


\"That means that gravity, as we know it, just will not apply.\"

If you have to eliminate gravity on earth to make your scenario work, you should probably rethink your scenario.


\"Neither of course will decay.\"

Ditto for decay.


\"Our present state of the universe, and laws of physics will be no more. That is real science 101.\"

No, that's a wild, un-supported, junk story you pulled out of your ass. It has nothing to do with science.

10/30/2006 4:43:44 PM

#98725
Mister Spak

This was posted before. Although the stupid here is so concentrated it needs to be diluted by multiple submissions.

10/30/2006 5:00:05 PM

#98743
Pike

Yup, the Fundy definition of real science... Make shit up!

10/30/2006 5:38:15 PM

#98744
g-21-lto

Isn't this a repeat? Or is dad just repeating himself?

10/30/2006 5:40:50 PM

#98787
Old Viking

A repeat.

10/30/2006 8:51:13 PM

#98850
Ed

This is a repost, guys. Still extremely weird, but a repost.

10/30/2006 11:34:05 PM

#98886
Nic

I think that in honor of BigChrisFilm, we should have a \"mooned to death\" award.

10/31/2006 1:03:25 AM

#99094
[url=http://www.hubforums.com]DCoke[/url]

Wasn't this posted before?

10/31/2006 7:48:10 AM

#99176
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Well, if the Laws of Physics are no more, everything will cease to exist.

10/31/2006 11:43:31 AM

#100138
Cannonflare

Posted before or not dad is begging for a Jimmy Dean Commercial Certified Astronomer award or something similar. refer to this [fstdt=15511]post[/fstdt]

11/2/2006 1:50:29 AM

#100550
Archaeopath

His chronology and tenses've gone all funny (I'm not even attempting to analyse the logic, my eyes are bleeding). It will land, it can't do it now though, but gravity won't exist? Do moon's try anything? At the risk of bursting his fragile little logic-bubble, gravity already exists, without any attempts at terrestrial landing by gold moons.

No...hang on...heaven is an object of gold? Christ, I hope it's hollow.

11/2/2006 5:40:50 PM

#269315
Jim

Do you teach this to your children?

Because this is absolute bull.

7/24/2007 5:54:05 PM

#269316
BurntBush

Did you make that up yourself, or did your pastor tell you that?

7/24/2007 5:59:12 PM
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