Inmate 22841666

\"* Follow the Brit's example.\"

I am a Brit. Please explain this.

10/30/2006 2:15:10 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Ah, the fundy agenda exposed. Conquer the world and kill everybody you don't like.

10/30/2006 2:22:29 PM

Fed Up

\"Follow the Brit's example. Locate the terrorists in our country, round them up and ...\"

And what? Compensate them for wrongful arrest?
Maybe Bro Randy should read the news more often.

10/30/2006 2:26:28 PM

Amos

There are two basic methods to fighting an enemy perfectly hidden amongst a crowd:
___1) Kill everyone in the crowd, friend or foe.
___2) Convince the crowd to turn on the enemy within, since they are the only ones in a position to identify the enemy.

Option 2 only works if you don't act like a bloodthirsty asshole who'll move to option 1. Option 1 is widespread and indiscriminate killing--essentially genocide. Oh, the fun when terrorists convert a few white Americans for cells in the States (something that being a bloodthirsty asshole makes very easy, given that everyone wants to fight the Nazis). Try thinking it through, you moron.

10/30/2006 2:31:42 PM

Prager

I will say this for him, he rants well for a man who says he doesn't want to rant.

Why is it that Bro.'s whole approach sounds like a setup for the apocalypse they go on about?

If we push hard enough, maybe we can make Jesus come sooner!
I can just imagine Bro. salivating over this thought!

10/30/2006 2:32:34 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

\"Close the UN. The United Nations is really a group of dictators.\"

Deathy by hypocrisy award?

10/30/2006 2:48:41 PM

Amos

By getting medieval on their asses? \"Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoset\"? Fitting, in a way.

10/30/2006 3:12:08 PM

Veinor

I find the 'forget their tights' typo especially hilarious. Think about Osama walking around in a speedo... ROTFL

10/30/2006 3:24:29 PM

xMinionX

Oh, just like that?

10/30/2006 3:26:08 PM

D Laurier

Gotta love those democracyists ,,, who call public massed gangrape \"molly-coddling\"
heres a clue,, the native iraqis own iraq, and the american empire needs too STOP acting like it owns iraq

10/30/2006 3:57:29 PM

Matilde

I don´t know who is his politics teacher. One, Israel has NO RESTRICTIONS. Only the Palestine population is suffering injustice day after day. Second, YOU DON´T OWN IRAQ. Or now the president of America happens to have a Kurdish name?. Third, following your stupid example, I can arrest you. After all, you´re preaching hate. And they are not relocated. They were British. Third, If US is a Christian nation, speak only to the third who can´t move anything. And last, when you have revision all your current affairs errors, can back and say it again, if you´re that convinced.

10/30/2006 4:10:37 PM

Mister Spak

\"The United States is a CHRISTIAN nation. We need to act like it . . . and kill all the heathens.

10/30/2006 4:38:29 PM

Papabear

Well, Bro. R., I'm absolutely sick of asshats like you advocating more and more violence in the name of your \"Peaceful\" religion and \"loving\" God.

Why don't you put your money where your mouth is (assuming you can get it out of your ass) and take your sorry self over to Iraq. Go straighten out those Iraqis, kill some terrorists, preach the Bible, I don't care what, but just shut up and get out of here.

10/30/2006 5:13:10 PM

McCulloch

Folks, for all practical purposes, we own Iraq.
yup, stole it fair and square.
But what about their rights
Rights? We don't need no steenkin' rights.
The United States is a CHRISTIAN nation
Wrong.
the most important thing we need to do is evangelize and disciple the nations. If the United States chooses to use it, we have the military power to utterly destroy the terrorist nations, but God chan change their hearts.
That's right, use the military to evangelize. Jesus loves you!

10/30/2006 5:36:30 PM

Berny

Foaming-at-the-mouth fundies advocating genocide to further their ends is nothing new. They're simply following the teachings of the Old Testament.
Check out what the Israelites did to the people already living in the so-called \"Promised Land\" with Yahweh's full approval.
Their's is a god of war. Always has been.

10/30/2006 5:58:59 PM

WritingIsMyReligion

Fear! Fear! Fear! Fear!

Bro. Randy, stop having feargasms over there, please. Masturbate to your crazed fantasies of life under Hitler on your own time.

10/30/2006 7:30:25 PM

Ben

Forget their tights.

Damn right, sir. The last thing they're gonna need where they're going is hosiery.

10/30/2006 7:33:14 PM

b. beau brinker

Treaty of... oh, screw it.

10/30/2006 7:44:38 PM

Hadanelith

\"We need to take our country back\"

From what? Reason? Compassion? Science?

10/30/2006 8:07:16 PM

TDR

The hatred and fear is strong. What is he so scared of? That the wrong people might live, be prosperous?

Get over yourself, you horrible little cultist.

10/30/2006 8:26:22 PM

Old Viking

Bro, I assume you mean Brits'. No, we aren't a Christian nation. And please describe how one disciples a nation.

10/30/2006 9:07:10 PM

[url=http://mad-dog-land.ifastnet.com]madDog[/url]

You know, the idea of some sick cultist like this raising a militia to try to take over the government actually amuses me.

Well, actually it doesn't. What would actually amuse me is to see them try, and get blown to kingdom come by the national gaurd.

10/30/2006 9:47:05 PM

Sandman

\"To end terrorism...”

…end the factors that are causing the terrorists to feel they have no option other than to blow themselves up to make a point. Human beings are not by nature suicidal, they must be driven to it by circumstance or mental illness, and they can’t all be insane.

* Take the gloves off. We need to stop molly-coddling these people and their friends. Folks, for all practical purposes, we own Iraq. We need to act like it. Not only this, but we need to simply destroy the terrorists who stand against us. Recently, I saw a bumper sticker that said, \"If a terrorist wants to die, it is my duty to help him accomplish his goal.\"

And yet Christ himself instructed us as follows: “Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.” (Matthew 5:39) I guess what he really meant was “Kill the motherfuckers. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, kill him. And his mom.” I guess that’s one hell of a mistranslation, isn’t it?

And we don’t effectively “own” Iraq. Don’t you pay attention to any news at all? Even Fox News isn’t pretending that we own the place anymore. We don’t need to act like we own it, we need to start acting like the mature, peace-loving, democratic nation we keep claiming we are.

* Release Israel from the restrictions they are under. That's right, cut 'em loose and give them the key to the arms warehouse. I am absolutely sick of people saying we need to fight terrorism, and then telling Israel to calm down. I won't rant here.

So nuclear war in the Middle East is a preferable option over diplomacy and restraint? You do realize what will happen to the USA if the Middle East destabilizes to the point of a significant drop in oil production, don’t you? Even with the National Strategic Reserves, the USA has at best a 30 day supply of oil. That’s 30 days until the trucks stop running, the trains stop moving, and the planes stop flying. 30 days until no more food is shipped to the grocery store. 30 days until the police cars don’t run anymore, the firetrucks don’t run, and the ambulances shut down. 30 days, man. 30 days until it’s 1890 in the United States of America again.

You sure you want nukes flying around the Middle East?

(Now I realize that the 30 figure is reflective of a complete stoppage of oil imports to the USA, and we do get significant amounts from other nations like Mexico and Venezuela…but hell, we ain’t exactly number one on their buddy lists, either, are we?)

* Follow the Brit's example. Locate the terrorists in our country, round them up and ... \"But what about their rights...\" some may whine. Forget their tights. They are using their rights to destroy us!

Can I forget your rights, too? The exact same rights that allow you to post your insanity online without fear of reprisal or penalty are the ones that are “protecting” the terrorists. If we become the terrorist state in our quest to quash terrorism, have we really made things any better? Come on, we are supposed to be the good guys here! There’s enough moral ambiguity in the world without having to go all Punisher on their asses!

And I’m not whining about the terrorists rights….I’m whining about mine. Because the moment we allow the government to deny basic civil rights to anyone, it is only a matter of time before they get around to me and mine. Christians have been through this before in the Roman era…we always forget about that, though, don’t we?

* Christians need to take a stand. The United States is a CHRISTIAN nation. We need to act like it.

And killing people is acting like a Christian? Exhorting wholesale violence against an ethnic people is acting like a Christian? Advocating the use of weapons of mass destruction is acting like a Christian? Preaching hatred and violence and vengeance is acting like a Christian?

What fucked up Bible are you reading?

* Close the UN. The United Nations is really a group of dictators, thugs and outright criminals whose goals consist of the exploitation and destruction of the United States of America.

OK, now you’re just kidding, right? Thanks to the Bush administration, the UN is a powerless, trembling, irrelevant whine fest without the power to successfully destroy a lit stick of dynamite.

You do realize that the USA was instrumental in creating the UN, right? And you do know that we structured it in such a way that it can never actually affect US interests, right? We have a permanent seat on the Security Council, and a permanent, un-over-turnable Veto power on that council. The UN can’t do shit if the USA says no. You really need to do some basic research here, man.

Last, and most importantly...

Oh, I can’t wait! I’m all aquiver!

* Evangelize, exhort and disciple the nation. That's right. We need to take our country back, and we need to actively defend our country, but the most important thing we need to do is evangelize and disciple the nations. If the United States chooses to use it, we have the military power to utterly destroy the terrorist nations, but God chan change their hearts.\"

You can’t “take something back” you never had; you need to study your history some.

And your last sentence confuses me. You spend all this time preaching that we need to kill them all…then come up with the “God can change their hearts” gem.

Which is it?

Do we kill them all or let God change their hearts? If God hasn’t changed their hearts, (and he obviously hasn’t) have you ever stopped to wonder why? Why would Jesus come to earth and preach love and acceptance and forgiveness…only to suddenly want his church to engage in wholesale slaughter? Why would he say to “love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you” (Matthew 5:44) if he wanted you to kill them? Why would he say “do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven” if he wanted you to charge right out there and start judging all over their asses?

I just can’t see Jesus going along with your rhetoric of hate and violence. And if the Man himself isn’t down with it, why the fuck are you?

10/30/2006 10:09:45 PM

whitewater55

Bro. Randy is BATSHIT insane.

10/30/2006 10:27:41 PM

Distind

Ah yes, because \"killem all\" won't cause even more terrorists to come out of the wood work.

When one person decides exactly what should go on and how it should happen, eventually EVERYONE else is wrong, even if they agree with them and just happen to be a different person.

If our founding fathers were christian as you claim, I suddenly understand the amazing lack of reaction at most of the crap evangelicals get caught doing.

10/30/2006 11:18:42 PM