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#97935
Axver
'Other than the mark left on the forehead, it mark has one very notable side effect. The person's eyes turn totally white and are completely devoid of obvious pigmentation.'
1. Where on earth is this in the Bible? I mean, geez, at least the whole physical mark idea comes from a misinterpretation of a passage that really is there, but nothing at all indicates the eyes will turn totally white! Stop making up daft nonsense, please.
2. What does this say about me? I'm an albino, so I have very pale eyes. Do I already belong to Satan, even though I profess to be a Christian? Wow, I've been a servant of Satan all my life without even knowing it!
10/29/2006 7:48:59 AM
#97937
Matilde
Soul is a concept, and sell the soul is a metaphore. This is not NY stockmarket man. And the mention to free will next corroborates that you´re a non-contradiction chap.
10/29/2006 7:51:59 AM
#98029
Archangel_Lucifer
Albino's == Satan worshipers.
Wow thats a new one. Creative arent they. Are there any other minorities left who don't worship satan?
10/29/2006 10:45:18 AM
#98062
Nezu Chiza
Hey, this means Isaac and Peter on \"Heroes\" serve Satan! And best of all, they only do once in awhile! :P
10/29/2006 12:11:13 PM
#98071
anevilmeme
Not that this is mentioned in the Bible of course.....
10/29/2006 12:20:38 PM
#98107
Hadanelith
Because pulling shit out of your ass makes it true...oh wait...
10/29/2006 1:54:52 PM
#98163
The Watcher
So why don't I see people walking around every now and then with no pupils and marks on their heads?
10/29/2006 3:25:46 PM
#98180
Papabear
Until one proves that a soul exists, one cannot sell it.
Also, assuming just for a moment that a soul DOES exist, how would one deliver such an item?
10/29/2006 3:37:36 PM
#98190
Em
Axver, the other day you were symbol of all that is good for being white, now you are marked. Maybe you get to be Jesus next! :D
10/29/2006 3:50:25 PM
#98221
Nekhbet
When I looked at the web site I came to the conclusion that given their philosophy and actions, Republicans have accepted the Mark of the Beast. Especially if they're Nordic- go figure.
10/29/2006 4:45:42 PM
#98233
g-21-lto
\"The person's eyes turn totally white and are completely devoid of obvious pigmentation.\"
Accepting the mark turns you into Storm? Cool.
10/29/2006 5:01:20 PM
#98330
Adrian
But... But... Storm worships a goddess, not some red-skinned horned guy! (though she did encounter Belasco and, IIRC, Mephisto, but as enemies)
10/29/2006 8:18:31 PM
#98354
LadyBaird
Don't some types of blindness make people's irises whitened out? (Could be wrong on that) Does that mean that Satan steals their sight as well?
10/29/2006 9:44:34 PM
#98374
Axver
Em wrote:
Axver, the other day you were symbol of all that is good for being white, now you are marked. Maybe you get to be Jesus next! :D
Haha! I just love how I'm evidently on both sides at once. Talk about winning!
10/29/2006 10:41:53 PM
#98387
Theironpaperclip
Do you think that a soul counts as human remains according to Ebay? Could I sell mine to a True-Christian(tm) to be saved?
http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/remains.html
10/29/2006 11:31:33 PM
#98393
Old Viking
When I was a lot younger my eyes used to be bloodshot frequently. I blamed it on Satan. Others thought it had something to do with gin.
10/29/2006 11:43:49 PM
#98485
Jerod T.
Eh? Where the fuck did you find that? Oh, your ass, that's right... try again, loser
~Jerod T.
10/30/2006 5:27:06 AM
#98489
CousinTed
I would like to, if I may, quote from John Wyndham's \"The Chrysalids\":
\"No... souls are just counters for churches to collect, all the same value, like nails. No, what makes man man is mind; it's not a thing, it's a quality, and minds aren't all the same value; they're better or worse, and the better they are, the more they mean.\"
10/30/2006 5:35:46 AM
#98516
Redhunter
But you can loan against your soul, depending on current market values, and I for one just took out a second mortgage on my soul to do some landscaping.
So the only 'damned' people are albino's?
I've talked to honest to darwin (joke) meth heads who were more firmly grounded with reality.
10/30/2006 7:01:58 AM
#98542
Julian
This is as fucktarded as Brian saying sperm had half a soul -> at least iris pigmentation can be determined by sperm!
10/30/2006 8:23:30 AM
#98600
Mister Spak
Does that work with white contacts too?
10/30/2006 12:42:41 PM
#98748
MILF-chan
And... those who attend church are the hopeless and deluded who believe that service to God will bring them some reward.
10/30/2006 5:51:08 PM
#99063
[url=http://www.hubforums.com]DCoke[/url]
I've never seen someone with eyes like that...
10/31/2006 6:38:02 AM
#99192
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)
What? So we become blind albinos? That's a new one on me.
10/31/2006 12:01:22 PM
#99294
Coffee
Apparently the Mark of the Beast is no longer strange enough for fundies, so they're including eyes devoid of pigment. Is that so Gawd's chosen nutcases can recognize a sinner even if the sinner's wearing a hat? What if the sinner wears sunglasses, too? I guess then you're fucked, Robert.
10/31/2006 3:11:02 PM
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