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#324738
They call me V
I accept Homosexuality: The Movie and Homosexuality: The Musical. Do I need to wake up too? I'm not much of a morning person you see :P
11/1/2007 5:34:58 AM
#324753
Caustic Gnostic
Wasn't King James homosexual? You know, the dude with his name on the bible?
11/1/2007 6:40:26 AM
#324762
GigaGuess
Great! Find the original manuscript, and show me where it implicitly states that homosexuality is a sin. Better stay away from Leviticus, because that burns a lot of people aside from homosexuals.
11/1/2007 6:55:36 AM
#406381
Any Christian who cannot accept homosexuality (the sexual orientation) needs to wake up and start reading the Bible (and not just Leviticus).
2/14/2008 12:58:56 AM
#406419
Neserit
Caustic Gnostic: It seems like he was. Even in his day, they called him (behind his back, of course) Queen James. :P
2/14/2008 1:40:09 AM
#407274
Nny
There are many things in the bible that christians don't accept: Like selling your daughter as a sex slave, or forcing a rape victim to marry the rapist.
2/15/2008 5:37:40 AM
#407392
Sevagram
Christians just need to wake up. Period.
2/15/2008 11:18:54 AM
#855812
Dr. Shrinker
Yeah, and any Christian who does not impregnate his sister-in-law if his brother dies childless needs to wake up and start reading the bible.
Seriously, god smote Onan for refusing to do this.
1/17/2009 10:29:59 PM
#1379697
Karana
Any Christian who accepts eating shellfish Needs to wake up and start reading the bible.
3/2/2012 8:35:18 PM
#1379842
mcdoog
That's pretty much what I've been saying for years. Of course, I use to persuade people to abandon your hateful, boring-ass tome rather than flock to it.
3/4/2012 12:01:27 AM
#1379849
Swede
Any Christian who can accept clothes of mixed fabrics (the sin) needs to wake up and start reading the Bible.
Any Christian who can accept working on the Sabbath (the sin) needs to wake up and start reading the Bible.
This is too easy...
3/4/2012 12:23:08 AM
#1379869
atheist
Any Christian who accepts any of crap spewed from the pulpit, from "interpreters" of the bible needs to wake up and really read the bible. It worked for me!
3/4/2012 5:30:58 AM
#1489387
And find that there are not concrete verses outside of Leviticus?. That´s the point.
1/2/2013 1:34:02 PM
#1489412
xyz
Any Christian who can accept pork needs to wake up and start reading the Bible.
1/2/2013 1:55:35 PM
#1489502
Strider
Any Christian whom works on a Saturday, and goes to church on a Sunday, thinking they are following the 10 commandments, need to read the bible, and rid themselves of these Pagan rituals.
Yahweh HATES pagan rituals and he will slay anyone following those...
1/2/2013 7:57:30 PM
#1508940
Quantum Mechanic
"Any Christian who can accept homosexuality (the sin) needs to wake up and start reading the Bible."
I read it when I was seven.
It's crap for retarded idiots.
2/23/2013 7:57:56 PM
#1508970
Dharmabum
Christians SHOULD accept homosexuality. They should accept in their hands, and in their mouths, and deep deep deep into their asses, several times a night.
2/24/2013 12:24:20 AM
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