Tell ya what Liberal, the day you quit this planet is the day I start stroking my teensy-weensy little penis furiously.
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But....Liberals don't want to "quit" the planet! They are usally interested in making it as nice a place as possible. The only people I know who are looking forward to "quitting" the planet are fairly hard-core fundie Christians. Oh, and this one guy I know who thinks that when he dies aliens are going to take him to the Planet of Chunky, Spunky Mary Lou Retton clones.
I don't expect to "quit this planet" anytime soon. Are you sure you can keep your hands off yourself for a couple of decades?
And, what are you saying, anyway? You celebrate the death of those you disagree with by masturbating?
Cousin Ted, Napoleon the Clown, et al.: I agree completely. In fact, my first thought was that someone else must have posted under his name just to make fun of him with a stupid parody. It's hysterical to think that he would actually have expected that to come across as intimidating in any way!
~David D.G.
So he's not worth fucking AND he's a moron. Well, Gonzo, you are officially useless. You deserve a certificate, or something.
And the day you start stroking your teensy-weensy little penis furiously, is the day I call the cops and say that you kidnaped my sister, and let you and your stroking be all over the news and internet.
Lithp: Try viagra.
"Liberal, the day you quit this planet"
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I don't vote Liberal Democrat here in the UK. I vote Labour. If you right-wing subhumans weren't so ignorant and Americentric, you'd know the difference.
Start fapping, Gonzo67. If you can find it, that is.
@aaa
"No wonder you act high and mighty, cockup."
Well, a neocon's arrogance is in inverse proportion to his penis size.
And I thought mobile phones were the only thing of which men boast about who's got the smallest.
Your thingy will stay small, too. Liberals are not about to quit this planet, so have fun dragging those Pope's Balls around.
"the day you quit this planet is the day I start stroking my teensy-weensy little penis furiously"
>2006
It's 2013. Still here.
Terminal Blue Balls Syndrome much, Gonzy(IQ)6.7...?! Meanwhile the lady in my life isn't complaining, certainly with the multiple orgasms I give her. >:D
OMGs, he probably meant to mock the previous poster with that last bit, but I'm LOLing! I mean, he didn't realize it sounds like he's admitting he's below average down there there?
...and yet, the lady in my life doesn't complain when I don't need to stroke mine...!
Not getting any, much, Gonzie?!
From the looks of things, you haven't even got a [i]forum[/i] left, never mind a girlfriend. Still, I hear your resident closet case Duckturd Dumb is giving blowjobs, he's that desperate for attention, post-Whore Lie-party Smells going down. Which is why he's Going Down these days; he's not just a Cunning Lingiust, you know...! >:D
@#1779805
"And be arrested for exhibitionism for nothing"
Just ask Mary Jane Lick Sick. He - in Zagreb - banging a drum, in the nud & completely bollocko. And Mary Jane was sans clothing too! X3
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