Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
Tell ya what Liberal, the day you quit this planet is the day I start stroking my teensy-weensy little penis furiously.
[10/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14
Submitted By: Scott
We've always suspected it was that small.
10/11/2006 4:41:52 PM
At least he's honest award?
10/11/2006 4:57:45 PM
10/11/2006 4:59:33 PM
At least he's honest award.
10/11/2006 5:16:55 PM
Way to tell the world.
10/11/2006 5:18:04 PM
Serious TMI award.
10/11/2006 5:18:41 PM
Wow. Tell it like it is, Gonzo.
10/11/2006 5:24:49 PM
I second the nomination for a \"Serious TMI\" Award.
10/11/2006 5:27:45 PM
to \"quit\" the planet! They are usally interested in making it as nice a place as possible. The only people I know who are looking forward to \"quitting\" the planet are fairly hard-core fundie Christians. Oh, and this one guy I know who thinks that when he dies aliens are going to take him to the Planet of Chunky, Spunky Mary Lou Retton clones.
10/11/2006 5:32:18 PM
HOW does one pull on something which is only 2 cm long?
10/11/2006 5:46:38 PM
UberLutheran - Women are able to, as are the men/women that know how to please them.
10/11/2006 5:58:56 PM
How can that NOT be a joke?
10/11/2006 6:00:35 PM
Wow... why does it nearly always come to a sexual act with these people? If I had kids I wouldn't want them going to these indecent conservative sites...
10/11/2006 6:25:48 PM
10/11/2006 6:25:56 PM
NKF - Sites like Free Conservatives are rife with nutjobs who basically post masturbatory fantasies about being violent.
10/11/2006 6:44:39 PM
I'm not sure whether \"Serious TMI\" or \"At least he's honest\" is more appropriate for this post.
10/11/2006 6:50:35 PM
At least he's honest *and* TMI.
10/11/2006 6:53:04 PM
I disagree with \"At least he's honest\" because that award implies there is some small modicum of either humility or unintentional sad truth in the post. Gonzo appears to be proud of his lack of endowment.
10/11/2006 7:11:54 PM
TMI definitely. That said...
10/11/2006 7:18:12 PM
Underequipped and Proud!
10/11/2006 7:27:56 PM
Is a response even necessary?
10/11/2006 7:30:17 PM
So does he not understand what he's saying or something? He just said his dick was \"teensy-weensy\" Seriously WTF!
10/11/2006 7:32:01 PM
I don't expect to \"quit this planet\" anytime soon. Are you sure you can keep your hands off yourself for a couple of decades?
And, what are you saying, anyway? You celebrate the death of those you disagree with by masturbating?
10/11/2006 7:40:51 PM
What unadulterated bullshit! This guy's been whackin' his tack for a long, long time!
10/11/2006 7:46:17 PM
Your sex life will be eternally frutrating. There are not space travels.
10/11/2006 7:57:29 PM