Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In Forums

Quote# 15309

[He misspelled information and ignorance elsewhere as well.]

Well as a teacher I can only provide the infromation, I can not make people think or realize the truth.

I am sorry that you view this infromation the way you do, but it is as always your choice to reject any and all knowledge provided.

My only regret is that you have chosen ingorance in favor of truth.

I wish you only the best

God Bless

Key

Key, Christian Forums 21 Comments [9/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1
#83107
Extrapolation

Not a teacher of spelling or typing, I hope.

9/25/2006 10:00:25 PM
#83146
Hadanelith

Where did I put that spelling stick? I think I'm going to beat you with it until you can type real words with more than two syllables.

9/25/2006 10:22:32 PM
#83152
Archangel_Lucifer

Aw FFS this guys a teacher! So much makes sense now...

9/25/2006 10:24:59 PM
#83162
Napoleon the Clown

Possibly dyslexic, so I'll withold judgement on the spelling.

Really, this just doesn't amuse me any.

9/25/2006 10:33:16 PM
#83189
WritingIsMyReligion

Hey, man, the 'fro's have got the knowledge! All hail the 70s!

9/25/2006 10:48:57 PM
#83216
Old Viking

Aw, what the heck ... seems like a nice enough person.

9/25/2006 11:27:56 PM
#83217
Sandman

Key? As in \"Key-master?\" Oh, where is Zuul when you need her?

9/25/2006 11:28:51 PM
#83261
Kelian

I am thinking that by teacher she means \"teacher of her Christian doctrine to nonbelievers\" not school teacher.

9/26/2006 12:03:48 AM
#83271
Crosis

That post ought to come with a Surgeon General's warning for irony overdose.

9/26/2006 12:22:01 AM
#83283
McCulloch

As far as I am concerned favour was also misspelled. :)

The problem Key, is that what you percieve as information is just opinion and guesswork. We expected evidence.

9/26/2006 12:49:35 AM
#83295
Berny

Tell me, did you obtain your teaching degree from the same institution of higher learning that gave Kent Hovind is doctorate?
It would explain a lot.

9/26/2006 1:04:10 AM
#83299
Libkitten

Hm. I'm also for the \"possibly dyslexic\" angle, and I won't make fun of people with disabilities. Unless their only disability is being Fundie.

9/26/2006 1:22:17 AM
#83338
Julian

God Bless?

I didn't sneeze motherfucker!

Why are we typing one sentence per paragraph?

It's really annoying to read.

It looks like it was written by a five year old.

Did you know - \"Bless you\", was originated by superstitious fuckwits - oh sorry, Christians in the Middle Ages?

They thought (because Jesus said so amongst other things) that colds were demons.

WTF!

And of course, when you sneezed, you might sneeze your soul out, and become possessed by a demon instead.

So of course saying, \"Bless you,\" meant your soul wiped all the snot off itself and rushed back into your body before a demon did.

No wonder 1/3 of the fuckers died of Bubonic Plague.

The End!

9/26/2006 2:43:00 AM
#83375
Redhunter

So you're a teacher and you haven't found a way to make people think or understand?

You suck on so many levels.

9/26/2006 5:37:02 AM
#83588
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

So, not an English teacher, I suppose.

9/26/2006 12:33:42 PM
#83592
Mister Spak

\"Well as a teacher I can only provide the infromation, I can not make people think or realize the truth.\"

We have that problem with fundies a lot.

9/26/2006 12:35:43 PM
#83665
Matilde

Are you a teacher, a troll or just an idiot who had a degree in the State University of Micronesia?

9/26/2006 3:03:48 PM
#84129
Hybrid, The Vague

Only in a Christian school would they allow dyslexic teachers. All the normal teachers are getting jobs that actually involve teaching people.

9/27/2006 5:41:43 PM
#85121
Ross

You mean Sunday school teacher, right?

9/30/2006 1:08:31 AM
#1212446
Justanotheratheist

Well, I did once have a geography teacher who thought Turin was in Switzerland and who told us that Portugal was on the Mediterannean Sea, thuis managing in one lesson to relocate both the Alps and the Straits of Gibraltar.

I didn't know she had a twin brother teaching English in America, though.

9/28/2010 7:17:45 AM
#1371735
Quantum Mechanic

You aren't a teacher.

2/3/2012 8:36:38 AM
1