No, what you've got there is virtually the biblical story. Just replace *bang* with *poof* and you're good to go.
1/8/2007 6:43:50 AM
Why is it, that I keep hearing about how crazy the Big Bang theory is from people who are trying to convince me that \"god\" blew air into a ball of dirt and made a man? WTF? All with no proof whatsoever!
1/8/2007 9:04:07 AM
First off: misspelling \"retarded\" angers the irony gods.
What combined together was amino acids in tide pools. The necessary chemical reactions were incited by sudden enormous electrical imbalances (lightning).
Why am I explaining this on a site the original person won't read?
1/8/2007 8:34:02 PM
I love retards like that.
Exactly how retarded do you need to be to employ this logic?
I don't understand it, therefore it's dumb!
1/9/2007 5:07:44 AM
It's really brave of you to say things when you have no idea what you're talking about.
I probably wouldn't dare open my mouth, if I didn't know something about the subject I was going to talk about.
11/24/2007 3:29:10 PM
I read the babble and now I'm retarted too!
11/24/2007 4:19:28 PM
I think the problem is that fundies think the world started in an explosion rather then the universe slowly and gradually forming. The Big Bang is just a name for the event.
1/8/2011 4:08:28 PM
"This is so retarted."
Yes it is, and so are you.
3/7/2011 5:29:39 PM
this truly shows the depth of fundie science knowledge.
you fucking fail.
3/7/2011 6:16:43 PM