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Water is TOO PERFECT to be attributed to chance.

udsuna, Eyes on Final Fantasy 35 Comments [8/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Raistlin
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#617681


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA.

8/6/2008 11:28:35 AM

#617989
Alethe

Covalent bonds are so cool. Take those of methane.

Carbon needs four electrons to fill up its eight electron outer electron shell, while Hydrogen needs one to fill up its inner two electron shell. So what do they do?

Four Hydrogen atoms each share one electron with one Carbon atom, which shares its four outer shell electrons, one per Hydrogen atom. So the five atoms stay happily together, forming a family known as Methane, or Natural Gas.

Farts are also way too perfect, then.

8/6/2008 3:16:36 PM

#621068


Somebody was really thirsty.

8/8/2008 1:57:04 AM

#1147281
NearlySane

Unless of course you can't swim

4/16/2010 7:52:26 AM

#1147348
MadBumperJumper

Perfect, huh?

http://www.dhmo.org/

4/16/2010 12:00:01 PM

#1147643
Anon-e-moose

"Water is TOO PERFECT to be attributed to chance."

Water has been found on the Moon. Mars. Even on the moon of Jupiter, Europa.

Thus the chances of life on other worlds has been increased dramatically. The very fact we exist on Earth proves that.

Never play the odds, my friend. Just as in the case of casinos only the house wins, in the great logical scheme of things, debating we Atheists is a case of Heads we win, Tails you lose, udsuna.

4/17/2010 9:41:26 AM

#1148454
Swede

If water is so perfect, then how come it's so easy to contaminate?
If water is so perfect, then what's with all these little bottles of water that we carry around in the western world?
If water is so perfect, then how we can't breath in it?
If water is so perfect, then how come 884 million people have inadequate access to safe drinking water (2008).

4/19/2010 11:58:56 AM

#1311271
Quantum Mechanic

Sorry you didn't pass 5th grade chemistry again.

7/19/2011 10:01:29 AM

#1311287
Dihydrogen Sulfide

*sniff*

Nobody likes me.

Nobody thinks I'm perfect.

*sob*

7/19/2011 10:30:46 AM

#1399720
Quantum Mechanic

Another F in elementary molecular chemistry.

People this incredibly stupid would best be used as biofuel or fertilizer.

5/6/2012 11:55:37 AM
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