Quote# 143292

The true virgin age meter

*It is assumed that the person in question has no religious reasons to not lose his/her virginity before marriage. (i.e. not Catholic, Mormon, Muslim etc.)

Male
10 and under:
If you're not a virgin at this age, it's because your babysitter molested you.

11-13: Giga-Chads and ghetto Tyrones - middle school badasses - will start to lose it at this age. Chads and some normies will start to have their first kiss.

14-15: Chads and some normies will start to lose it at this age. Almost all non-incels will have had their first kiss by this time.

16-17: This is the age where you should be a little worried if you have no prospects. Most normies who haven't lost it yet will lose it at this age. Being kissless at this age is very worrisome.

18-22: The ship has sailed for having teen love. College is your last chance to make sexual memories that could be considered somewhat normal. Even then, it'll feel like picking rotten fruit off the bottom branch of a tree while everyone else has a collection of shiny ripe apples. If you turn 20 and are still a virgin, it will become a MASSIVE social stigma. If you failed to get your first kiss by this age, it's almost certainly over.

22 and up: It's over. You're in the real world now. If it hasn't happened after several years of schooling, it won't happen now. Even if you became better-looking or less autistic, foids will immediately notice your lack of experience and it won't settle well with them. Enjoy feeling like half a man for your whole life. "B-b-b-but I can still make up for lost memories, right?"


Female
10 and under:
If you're not a virgin at this age, it's because your uncle molested you.

11-13: Most ghetto whores and upper-tier Stacies will get their cherries popped at this age.

14-15: The vast majority of girls will be or become non-virgins at this age. Thanks, (((media)))!

16-18: Huh? I don't know. Maybe you're very obese/ugly or just extremely antisocial but no worries, some desperate normie will bang you soon enough if you aren't too stuck-up to settle for a non-Chad.

19 and up: 404 not found

Sadness, incels.co 10 Comments [4/17/2019 8:12:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Dizzy Dream

Sorry Sadness but this lady is 33 and still a virgin- and likely to remain that way as I've got better things to do than deal with incel shit- like looking after my now disabled mother.

4/17/2019 12:30:44 PM



I didn't lose my virginity until I was 28 and my wife didn't lose hers until she was 29. I know because I took it.

4/17/2019 12:31:34 PM

Kanna

What is this, the text of an incel fantasy comic book? It sounds as if you need to pay more attention to what you're doing (and I don't mean just sexually) and less time worrying about what you imagine others are doing.

4/17/2019 1:06:22 PM

Zinnia

This looks strangely familiar. Haven't I seen something very much like this before?

I keep saying it, but... 26.

4/17/2019 10:56:16 PM

Blair

None of this is true at all.

4/18/2019 5:04:05 AM

K

Man, incels LOVE creating and defining categories. Seems like they're all contributing reference materials to a TV series no one will ever see...

Can ALMOST imagine of Jeff Foxworthy were an incel.
"If your tits have been flashed more often than the high-beams of your car, you might be a Stacey."

"If you lost your virginity before the first time you lost your car keys, you might be a Chad."

Except, you know, more hateful and graphic than any attempt at humor. Like, if your dick has a better chance of getting into space and into a blackhole than into a foid hole, you are an incel and might as well LDAR under a railrode.

4/18/2019 8:22:31 AM

Chloe

Fuck off. I was too young and too immature to loose my virginity when I did. I wish I had waited till I liked the guy more and not because I was horny.

4/18/2019 11:08:31 AM

Musicalbookworm

The average age of sexual debut for most developed nations is 16-17 for both boys and girls. Your meter is in serious need of calibration.

4/18/2019 11:26:23 AM

Sophont

26, you whiny shithead.

4/19/2019 1:55:10 PM



Heh. Male, 22.
Took my wife's virginity when she tookmine. She was 29.

So, you're in the real fucking world now...

4/19/2019 8:23:39 PM

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