Quote# 143272



Panel 1: [A happy young couple is lying in a wheat field.] Love is really strong
Panel 2: [A combine harvesting machine is harvesting from a wheat field. Behind it is a pool of blood from the same couple from panel 1.] But a combine harvester is even stronger

I-N-S-T-A-L-L, r/Braincels 18 Comments [4/16/2019 1:23:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Pax Prosperitas Sophia

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Malingspann

I-N-S-T-A-L-L


Tech Support: "Typing 'I-N-S-T-A-L-L' and then pressing Enter! Are you SURE that's what you're doing??"

I-N-S-T-A-L-L: "Yeah! It's just that the 'n' key is stuck, so I type 'm' instead; does that matter?"

4/16/2019 2:01:39 AM

xMX

.....ok?

4/16/2019 2:29:35 AM

KingOfRhye

Er...uh.... I don't get it.

4/16/2019 3:23:22 AM

Skide

Whatever the outcome, you are still not getting laid.

4/16/2019 3:26:12 AM

Blair

I think he's just really annoyed by the idea of love, because he can't get any.

4/16/2019 3:28:17 AM

SomeApe

If I didn’t know where this comes from, I’d find this somewhat funny in a dark and random sense of humour.

4/16/2019 3:46:55 AM



I'm with Rhye.

4/16/2019 6:09:52 AM

Anon-e-moose

Farmers have barbed wire fences around their fields: with 'No Trespassing' signs. Also, combine harvesters tend to have very loud engines: it's why the drivers of such have to wear ear protectors whilst doing their jobs. The sound of that engine even from a distance would give trespassers onto the farmer's field fair warning: certainly to jolt said couple out of their romantic reverie in said wheat field and get the fuck out of there.

There's your 'fantasy' just thrown into a woodchipper, little manbaby.

Moral: 'Arguments'. They were made to be destroyed.

4/16/2019 6:34:02 AM

Pax Prosperitas Sophia

@xMX, @KingOfRhye, & @#2191558: The OP, as an incel, is basically promoting murdering innocent people simply because they’re able to find love and sex while he can’t. It’s like how incels consider Elliot Rodger to be their hero and some even want to follow in his footsteps to get revenge against “Chads”, “Stacies”, and “normies” for living better lives than them.

4/16/2019 7:15:53 AM

K

So, fuck normies? You went to that much effort to just say 'I want to messily murder people who have what I don't.'

4/16/2019 7:42:15 AM

Volcheka

I have to agree with Some Ape. It would be funny in a cringy way, except...incel.

4/16/2019 8:49:52 AM

Dizzy Dream

He rubbed one out while posting this didn't he?

4/16/2019 9:18:28 AM

JeanP

@Friedrich Nietzsche:
Nothing on earth consumes a man more quickly than the passion of resentment.

4/16/2019 11:56:59 AM

creativerealms

This isn't moment when ypu should realize you are the problem.

4/16/2019 11:58:39 AM

checkmate

"If I can' have it, I'm willing to kill everybody to make sure they can't have it either!"

4/16/2019 1:43:58 PM

SpukiKitty


4/17/2019 5:29:55 AM



Hmmm. Seems an oddly contrived comparison to make. I've had dozens of sex, but never anyplace a combine operates. I have sexed in industrial areas, but we always look around, first. Made sure the heavy equipment was not in operation.

You saw a picture of a happy couple and immediately imagined their violent murder...

Gosh, how are you still alone?


4/17/2019 5:41:59 AM

pyro

I'm with @SomeApe. If this had been posted anywhere else, I'd read it with, "As romantic as that image of lying in the cornfield is, it's not very safe."

Knowing that this is /r/Braincels, though, it obviously means something more like "I want them dead."

4/17/2019 7:27:51 AM

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