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Quote# 14255

Thank God I am not catholic. I thank the good Lord my mom found Jesus and sent us to a Nazarene church right before we were to start getting brainwashed in the catholic church when I was in third grade.


jgredline, 123 Christian Forums 20 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#68706
Napoleon the Clown

One dry cleaner for the other, eh?

8/26/2006 4:12:55 AM
#68714
ND

so it's better to be brainwashed in a nazarene church then. Noted for future reference.

8/26/2006 4:28:29 AM
#68727
Jeremy

Death by irony overdose award.

8/26/2006 4:54:54 AM
#68748
Julian

\"My Brainwashing is better than your Brainwashing\" award?

8/26/2006 5:43:23 AM
#68766
NotMe

Get homeschooled. You'll know for sure that you won't be contaminated with \"knowledge\" or other \"religions\" that way.

8/26/2006 7:21:46 AM
#68793
Evergreen

I really don't get the aversion to Catholics. Found Jesus? Catholics folloew Jesus!

8/26/2006 10:03:22 AM
#68796
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Hoo, I wouldn't say this up for an Irony Award, because you can't say for sure whether or not which religion is true. But it sure would be good for a \"My Brain Washing is better than yours\" award.

8/26/2006 10:13:36 AM
#68836
xplicit_UK

\"I'm really awfuly glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.\"

Huxley, Brave New World

So much for brain washing.

8/26/2006 3:12:46 PM
#68846
joey444

I'm so lucky my mom took me to McDonalds! We were about to go to Burger King!


It doesn't matter if they call it a Big Kid's meal or a Happy Meal, you're still getting a toy.

8/26/2006 3:41:10 PM
#68861
moog

good call xplicit_UK.

i second the Death by irony overdose award.

8/26/2006 4:12:53 PM
#68914
David D.G.

\"Thank God I am not catholic. I thank the good Lord my mom found Jesus....\"

When did the Catholics ever lose him?

This is a textook example of the fact that a fundy defines a cult as \"the church down the street.\"

I support the \"Death By Irony Overdose\" Award nomination!


~David D.G.

8/26/2006 6:32:28 PM
#68919
Sandman

I'm fairly certain a lot of Catholics share your relief.

8/26/2006 6:40:25 PM
#68926
Berny

I grew up in a Catholic household and went to a Catholic school as a child. I could've sworn they taught us about Jesus. We even read passages out of the Bible.
Oh well, I guess I must've been mistaken.

Anyway, the brainwashing didn't take. I opened my first science book and Genesis didn't make any sense anymore. The rest fell apart gradually as I attained the ability to reason.

8/26/2006 7:02:07 PM
#68949
Papabear

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

8/26/2006 8:37:00 PM
#69299
Matilde

Oh,and Nazarene Church hasn´t brainwashed you.

8/27/2006 8:23:27 PM
#69303
Kelian

After seeing what \"christians\" believe, I am actually glad I was brought up Catholic. I never thought I'd say that. Catholic doctrine starts to look progressive next to some of the fundie beliefs.

8/27/2006 8:40:13 PM
#69539
Redhunter

Thank god I wasn't brainwashed by religion.

8/28/2006 7:58:35 AM
#71283
EJ

Here now. I was raised Nazarene and I can honestly state they are better than Catholics.

Nazarenes allow the use of Birth Control. :D

9/1/2006 10:18:31 PM
#84103
Veinor

Irony overdose Award AND My Brainwashing is better than Yours award. Can it win both?

9/27/2006 4:09:50 PM
#84112
David D.G.

Veinor: Awards have to be given in the month that the quote appears, so this one is no longer in the running.

But I love the sound of the \"My Brainwashing Is Better Than Your Brainwashing Award\"; I think that we would have no trouble finding an occasional winner for that one.

Welcome to the site!


~David D.G.

9/27/2006 4:26:41 PM
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