The Sour Grapes Song

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You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife
You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife

Thrusting big cock into her as a JB
Oxytocin, pair-bonding love memories
An adoration against which you right now just can't compete

And the blackpill overthrows comforting lies
Cause when she looks at her first Chad there's an altered perception
And I'd pay for a JB, but they're Chad's exclusivity

You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife
You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife
Cause you don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife

Betabuxxing now, this ain't ascending
Cuck is worse than incel
The way I wanna be, in love with a JB
Virgin, all to myself

And cucked love is bound to fail

You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife
You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife

And you are a huge cuck

Mainländer, incels.is 13 Comments [2/11/2019 1:40:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Pharaoh Bastethotep

Keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you through the lonely night.

2/11/2019 3:12:32 AM

Chloe

People who fantasize about other couples' sexual lives are weird.

2/11/2019 4:13:15 AM

K

"You don't know the truth Chad still fucks your wife..."

Yep.
YOU would be in a position to know.

Not like someone actually IN a sexual relationship might have a better idea what's going on in it than someone who isn't even brave enough to peek in the window, but sits in the basement, fantasizing about peeking in the window...

2/11/2019 5:35:28 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

Ah, incels. Masters of subtlety, they are.

2/11/2019 6:52:23 AM

Doubting Thomas

What's a JB?

And it really, really sounds like this guy has a hard-on for Chads.

2/11/2019 7:43:07 AM

Kanna

There's nobody an incel hates more than a no-longer-incel.

2/11/2019 8:47:29 AM

Skide

I'm a wife and guess what shitface, I've a pretty good idea who gets to fuck me. The list opens and closes with my husband. Now anyone of you boys wanna perhaps accuse me to my face of having an extramarital affair with a man named Chad? Cause I believe that's suable for slander.

2/11/2019 9:09:22 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Doubting Thomas:
Jailbait; Sexy adolescent girls who bait you into going to jail on child porn or sexual misconduct with a minor charges.
In other words, he's a pervert for whom eighteen is too old.
Specifically, he believes that "[w]omen are a freefall from 16", which he tries to prove with a screenshot of a YouTube channel whose owner actually looks pretty much the same at eighteen as she did at thirteen.

2/11/2019 9:59:24 AM

Citizen Justin

Chad says hi.


2/11/2019 12:32:41 PM

Blair

Chad is a country in Africa, so I'm getting some strange images in my head here.

2/11/2019 2:05:52 PM

Bimaac

Again, considering their fixation of cuckolding, I don't understand why "incels" can't just admit that the thought of their girlfriend getting railed by another guy makes them all tingly in their nethers.

2/11/2019 3:47:52 PM

GenericNPC

Is...is that a Silverchair parody? In 2019?

For comparison: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/silverchair/luvyourlife.html

2/11/2019 8:46:38 PM

Blair

@GenericNPC:

Thanks, I wasn't sure what song this was based on, if any.

2/12/2019 1:36:55 AM

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