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#68226
NotMe
Humans evolving wings? Shouldn't we redevelop almost our entire muscle lay out for that to work?
Speaking \"human\"? What is the :human\" language? Latin or Greek?
But giraffes did, at sometime in th past , have shorter necks. At least that is true.
8/25/2006 7:16:53 AM
#68263
Brain_In_A_Jar
Notice how they always seem to say \"My pastor told me X\" and never anything along the lines of \"Looking at all the facts, I have deduced Y\".
BTW, I believe you're thinking of LaMarck. And no, he's been thoroughly discredited. The last bit of the post, I can't even read.
8/25/2006 9:33:08 AM
#68268
Jacob
Informed and intellectual -- this person sets the standard for all the retards out there.
We applaud you for your courage, Agaro. Keep on reaching for that rainbow.
8/25/2006 9:36:55 AM
#68296
Redhunter
Tell that youth pastor he's full of shit. One can prove gravity, not god. Or yetis for that matter.
Why are you saying that we evolved from a life form that wasn't capable to adapt, and then say that we may be developing wings?
Evolution doesn't work that way. One generation wouldn't suddenly sprout wings, it would take thousands and thousands of years. Also I think we probably wouldv'e had them before now. You see, wings among birds and some gliding mammals are like the fins on most fish. The 'Arms' ARE the wings. You seem to be thinking of angels and demons who are portrayed as having wings coming out of their backs. This is highly unlikely since the body is not set up that way. Perhaps you think that angels and demons were insects at one time? The front legs/arms moved to the back and became wings? Of course most insects that have wings still have their six legs, unless you follow the bible which claims they have four.
In short, you need to look up the works of Darwin and others and get a grasp of the subject you are trying to dissect.
And how is it you 'know how it ends' if you didn't see the end? Is this some sort of jedi mind trick?
Finally, please capitalize all first words, and proper nouns, learn how to spell 'for' and stop placing everything in parentheses.
8/25/2006 10:16:54 AM
#68299
Julian
Trying to explain to this fuckwit that a giraffe has the same number of neck veterbrae as his neckless slack jowled neanderthal of a hairy-backed mother, (7), would be quite pointless wouldn't it.
8/25/2006 10:21:17 AM
#68303
Tiny Bulcher
I'm sorry, you lost me there Agaro ... that post didn't seem to be written in human.
8/25/2006 10:28:30 AM
#68331
fromdownunder
I could not make out what most of the post was trying to say, because I don't speak the posters version of \"human\".
But I've seen a Giraffe's relative with a short neck (that's one bit I think I understood). It's an Okapi.
Norm
8/25/2006 11:33:41 AM
#68340
Coffee
Agaro has a long way to go himself before he can speak human. This is one of the worst-written posts I've ever seen. Quite a feat for this site.
8/25/2006 11:48:05 AM
#68346
Will
It is hard to take a statement seriously if you mention that you \"4get the name\" more than zero times.
8/25/2006 11:54:29 AM
#68379
kkkron
You '4get' a lot, don't you? And I have to say I don't speak 'human' either. Probab;y explains why I couldn't understand most of the post.
8/25/2006 12:35:20 PM
#68387
moog
it's a shame that the \"Most Edjumucated Creationist\" award has already been given this month. Seriously, are they actively competing for these awards now?
as for his/her pastor; he should be arrested for child abuse.
8/25/2006 12:45:11 PM
#68409
g-21-lto
Humans growing wings? You probably shouldn't read your X-Men comics when you're supposed to be studying for that biology test instead.
And I don't think Lamarck ever said anything about people growing wings, either.
8/25/2006 1:17:33 PM
#68413
Mister Spak
\"i was once told, by my youth pastor,\"
There's your problem. Your youth pastor lied to you, and you fell for it.
8/25/2006 1:25:17 PM
#68416
McCulloch
i was once told, by my youth pastor, that when someone denies God's exsistance, its like their denying the law of gravity. like, saying that (an example from him) 1 could fly if they jumped off of a building and flapped their arms like a bird.
Well your youth pastor is full of shit. Birds do not deny gravity. He does not understand evolution either. You probably should find another source of information on these topics
8/25/2006 1:37:31 PM
#68421
Star Cluster
Ministers, youth pastors, Sunday School teachers, etc., are always spouting \"facts\" to their particular group of listeners that have no basis in reality and are urban legends or outright lies. Since it is being told in religious circles, then it must be true. Even in scientific circles, the same thing happens. You just need to stop believing everything that is told to you and just do a little bit of simple research to find the truth.
8/25/2006 1:51:45 PM
#68436
David D.G.
We should put this guy in the Thunderdome with AngryNotice and watch them \"discuss\" whether gravity exists or not.
~David D.G.
8/25/2006 2:10:06 PM
#68460
Libkitten
For... sigh. I don't happen to believe in your God, but evolution does not disprove the existence of your God. It only proves that the Bible is not literal.
8/25/2006 2:26:26 PM
#68508
NJ Osprey
Agaro said:
“If we did evolve from a life form that wasnt/isnt as capable to adape to new things, im thinking that this current generation (in the human population) might have tiny bumps under their skin, developing wings.”
Let’s admit it fellow fstdt posters: we’ve all noticed the little bumps each of us are feeling on our foreheads. (/snark)
8/25/2006 3:57:49 PM
#68518
Napoleon the Clown
Missing link? Just look in a mirror.
And please, provide proof of God that's as strong as the proof for gravity. Last I checked, people could deny God without meeting a grizzly end when the sidewalk said hello.
8/25/2006 4:32:48 PM
#68614
g-21-lto
\"i was once told, by my youth pastor, that when someone denies God's exsistance, its like their denying the law of gravity. like, saying that (an example from him) 1 could fly if they jumped off of a building and flapped their arms like a bird.\"
Your youth pastor apparently isn't very good at analogies. We have an observable, testable, well-established scientific law on the one hand, and an untestable hypothesis on the other.
ETA: apparently I had already responded to this one. Oh, well, too much free time today.
8/25/2006 8:49:45 PM
#68633
Papabear
\"i was once told, by my youth pastor, that when someone denies God's exsistance, its like their denying the law of gravity. like, saying that (an example from him) 1 could fly if they jumped off of a building and flapped their arms like a bird.\"
Yeah, it's just like that except it's entirely different. Gravity has been scientifically studied. It behaves in predictable ways. God is imaginary. Imaginary things cannot be scientifically studied except for the sociological and psychological effects they may have.
\"if we did evolve from a life form that wasnt/isnt as capable to adape to new things, im thinking that this current generation (in the human population) might have tiny bumps under their skin, developing wings.\"
You're right, that's what YOU are thinking. People with a better grip on how evolution works are not thinking that.
\"(a type of evolution that was once believed to be true.\"
So, are you saying that you believe in evolution, but only a discredited branch of evolutionary theory?
\"idk if it still is believed but look it up. its there.\"
Why, are you too lazy?
\"like that guy - 4get his name - that believed giraffes' necks were once short) has anyone seen a missing link and can proove it?\"
Could be? What's your point?
\"ex: the abonidble snowman (aka: the yeti) -i only saw part of the episode but i think i know how it ends. jeff corwin: relm of the yeti- the yeti ~ a bear (i 4get the name of the kind. it can stand on 2 and take a few steps) or a hairy person that walks mainly on 4 legs (or limbs) and doesnt speak human.\"
Your spelling is \"abonidble.\"
\"Human\" isn't a language.
Plus, your sentences are so jumbled and filled with idk and i 4get qualifiers that I can't understand what you're talking about.
8/25/2006 9:48:38 PM
#68636
David D.G.
I have to admit, I'd love to see Jeff Corwin try to go sneaking up on a yeti. That would be hilarious.
~David D.G.
8/25/2006 9:57:12 PM
#68678
Jeremy
Your youth pastor was a moron. And you're following in his footsteps.
8/26/2006 1:24:27 AM
#68679
Adamnn
Birds can fly because they defy gravity?
8/26/2006 1:34:18 AM
#68683
Alex W.
\"i was once told, by my youth pastor\"
Well there you go. My old youth pastor told me lots of shit that wasn't true. He was better at making analogies though.
8/26/2006 2:16:26 AM
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