Muslimcels, have you tried djinn women?
I'm pretty much ready to totally give up on femoids, they are all whores who live only to rack up high body counts with Chads. Djinn are smarter, pretty much better at doing anything than humans are, and are loyal in relationships. I think a djinn woman would probably be better for me than a femoid. Where do I go to find djinn ladies? What do I do? How do I cold approach a female djinn? I might be getting my hopes up, they might all only want Djinn Chad anyway...
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Oh; If serious....the best answer I can give involves Barbara Eden in a sexy pink harem-girl gettup.
Yes, sure, go ahead, approach some djinni women, why not? You`re already high on two malicious dogmas, might as well take a turn into a pure fantasy setting.
ps. Djinni have fiery personalities, you wouldn`t know how to handle one, may I suggest a dwarf lassie isntead? She won`t even make a fuss out of living underground in the basement, like you incels are prone to.
If they're talking about Muslim Djinn, the approximate Christian version would be "demon women". They're not exactly equivalent, but definitely blasphemous to suggest. Also, I'm not even sure if they have inherent genders.
If they're talking about fantasy Djinn, then you know that most of them really aren't fond of humans because they keep stuffing them into bottles, rings, lamps, etc. and forcing them into servitude? Also most of them can't grant wishes either, at least not in the sense of high-level reality-warping magic? Also that they're not actually real? Just checking.
@Vman
You have just made me picture an incel trying to weasel out of bitch slapping a dwarf lassie to her 6 very nasty brothers with a moral idea no unlike that of a romanian family(ie, you disrescpect my famiyl, you have a knife in your guts).
@Skide : Naw, a dwarf woman might call on her siblings for backup if needed, but if a beatdown commences, they're gonna let her do most of the beating. Even if they're from a culture where dwarf women spend a lot of time at home in the kitchen, she deserves to defend her own honor.
You give up on real women and move to fantasy women?
What do you do? You go to the local red district, pick up a blow-up doll and go to town...
(Because of the "bar, bar, bar" sounds, blow-up dolls in Sweden are often called Underbara Uppblåsbara Barbara (Wonderful Blowup Barbara).)
You are the whore here, Sparrow; you are the one fixated on sex. Both "femoids" and "Chads" have real lives and don't bother themselves with volcels like you.
Uhm, while I think we all have our fair share of Waifu's (or Husbando's), I'm pretty sure none of us are convinced they are real and can be dated IRL.
So, SS, you might want to dial the obsession back a bit. Even if you're an incel.
@Kanna
No, I think you'll have better luck with pixies.
I'd say "that poor pixie", but then I realized that SS here is probably under-equipped enough that only a Pixie can be satisfied by him. Not even a female dwarf.
Nah, I'd try to throw an fem-Ogre or Amazon or something like that at him. Doubt he'll be able to dominate & abuse that! Besides, if he wants snu-snu so bad, let him have it!
Maaaaan, I sure as hell would fuck Shantae.
I mean, yeah, she's only half-genie, but who the hell cares?
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