Quote# 138832

Something very significant that happened just now.

Very recently I was in my room and all of a sudden the door opened by itself. Out of the door emerged someone who looked exactly like me, holding a crucifix. He performed a Holy spell causing my soul to escape my body and enter his causing our consciousnesses to merge into one and have memories of both selves. It turns out that he is me from a parralel universe where Charles John Montague Manners became King of England, France, and as a result of him defeating the EU during the warfare, he also became Holy Roman Emperor.

I took my former body through the portal, entering a castle. There were guards who said that they will take care of the body and took the body away. The guard also told me to go back to this universe..

I came back to this universe and the portal closed.

In the parralel universe, Charles Manners was successful until his friend was seduced into having romantic extramarital sex which caused events which led to the Sword of Excalibur to be destroyed which caused England to be supernaturally cursed with a plague that wiped out England’s entire population.

I will be making animated YouTube videos documenting events in the parralel universe to promote the legitimacy cause for this universe since it failed in the other. The moral of the story is that you should not have extra marital sex.

Jacob Harrison, FSTDT Forums 60 Comments [7/13/2018 5:26:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Pharaoh Bastethotep

as a result of him defeating the EU during the warfare, he also became Holy Roman Emperor.

That's not how becoming Emperor worked.

In the parralel universe, Charles Manners was successful until his friend was seduced into having romantic extramarital sex which caused events which led to the Sword of Excalibur to be destroyed

I think you are confusing him with King Arthur.

PS:
Apparently, Charles John Montague Manners is some 19-year-old noble whose father is still alive. Why him rather than Manners Sr?
(Well, David Manners is a UKIP member, but I don't think Jacob here would consider this a point against him...)

7/13/2018 5:29:06 AM

shy

Your Risperdal: Take it.

7/13/2018 5:30:38 AM

Skide

So, pot is bad but I see flakka is A-OK? Just don`t go around eating people in a rage.

7/13/2018 5:49:12 AM

K

I think when you use the word 'happened,' it's very different from when I use that word.

7/13/2018 5:54:15 AM



Lay off the psilocybin.

7/13/2018 6:09:21 AM

Timjer

Okay, whatever it is you're taking, either you're not taking enough, or you're taking too much.

7/13/2018 6:30:30 AM

Dr. Razark

"The moral of the story is that you should not have extra marital sex."

That's a very different message than what I took from this.

7/13/2018 6:56:07 AM

The Angry Dybbuk

Please fill in the blank(s): "Before I had my vision, I snorted, smoked, ingested, mainlained, absorbed through the skin, or shoved up my rectum the following drug(s) __________ _____________ _____________ ___________ _____________ _____________ ___________."


7/13/2018 7:56:12 AM



“Very recently I was in my room, doing coke, and...”

7/13/2018 7:58:00 AM

Thinking Allowed

So Jake, what were smoking and do you share?

7/13/2018 8:13:20 AM

heleninedinburgh

Never leave us, Jacob. Never go.

7/13/2018 8:23:35 AM

Jacob Harrison

The reason why Charles Manners became King is because he is the legitimate Yorkist heir to the throne of England. The animations will document how he got his rightful throne and why he instead of his father became King.

This is why he is the legitimate Yorkist heir.

http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=7933.0

As for how he got the sword of Excalibur, well King Arthur prophecized while he was dying that one day there would be a new King and the sword of Excalibur would return. In the parallel universe the movie Excalibur is the accurate documentation of the story of King Arthur who was a King of a British Kingdom during the time of the Anglo Saxon invasion.

Charles Manners became Holy Roman Emperor because when England invaded Ireland(since the Yorkist Kings of England were Lords of Ireland) and later France(because of English claims to the French throne), the EU countries intervened to defend Ireland and France but got defeated and conquered and Charles Manners established the Neo Holy Roman Empire over the other European countries, and forced Pope Francis to crown him Holy Roman Empire.

His Empire would last a long time but his fucking friend was seduced with extra marital sex causing the events that led to the supernatural plague that killed off England’s population and the Neo Holy Roman Empire to fall.

Because of that, I will make animated YouTube videos documenting the events in that universe to promote the Yorkist cause in this universe.


7/13/2018 8:33:52 AM

checkmate

the parralel universe


Hmm, the "parralel" universe obviously had parallel yet not equal spelling.

7/13/2018 8:44:27 AM

checkmate

The reason why ... is because


Oh come on. If you want to convince us of your crap, at least get your thinking straight. That's not even 7th grade composition.

How about "the reason .. is that ..."?

7/13/2018 8:50:19 AM

Skide

@Jacob Harrison

"Because of that", "became King is because I realized"

You seem to imply a logical sequence of events taking place anywhere in your rant, I`m confused.

And quit doing meth mixed with chlorox.

7/13/2018 8:50:34 AM



The parralel universe sounds rather shitty. At least in how it does Emperors.

7/13/2018 8:51:58 AM

Jacob Harrison

I meant to say that he is the legitimate Yorkist heir which I realized soon before my parallel self from the parallel universe came into this universe and had our consciousness’s merge into one.

7/13/2018 9:15:10 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

I imagine a Fundie rip-off of those abominable Lord Potter stufics. I mean, an entitled psychopathic powerhungry teenage inbred elitist who thinks being able to trace his lineage to people with fancy titles makes him superior to those dirty commoners. easily taking over the setting through rules-lawyering, scatterbrained schemes, sueper powers and artefacts and enormous levels of author favouritism, while the good guys turn into mustache-twirling incompetent idiots with no coherent motive whose plans always play directly into his hand? Every single Lord Potter fic ever in a nutshell. Even that "friend" who doomed everyone through an affair (because punishing tens of millions for the actions of one - okay, two - persons is totally just. Christian morality yay!) could probably fit into one Ron the Death Eater archetype or another.

7/13/2018 9:29:47 AM

The Crimson Ghost

@ Jacob H- You are unwell. I implore you to see a doctor, a licensed medical doctor who can refer you to a competent shrink. Not because I have concern for your safety, since you've made it abundantly clear that you wouldn't have concern for mine, despite your past gibbering, but because you are a danger to others. People like you, that have such a slippery grasp of reality are one short step away from destroying property or hijacking passenger jets & flying them into skyscrapers because you believe that god told you to. Unless of course, you're just a dedicated poe/troll. If that's the case, then job well done!

7/13/2018 9:53:37 AM

Jacob Harrison

Well his friend’s actions led to the destruction of the Sword of Excalibur, the ancient holy magic sword of Britain so you would expect such catastrophe would happen. It is not punishment, it is just what happens according to the laws of magic when such an ancient holy relic gets destroyed.

@The Crimson Ghost

Where did I make it clear that I wouldn’t show concern for your safety?

And I am not a threat to anyone except the House of Windsor, because I will be promoting the Yorkist cause by making the animated YouTube videos, but it may take a while to make them because I’m taking a summer college course right now.

7/13/2018 10:22:35 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Sword of Excalibur

Excalibur IS the sword, you idiotic dunderhead!

7/13/2018 10:27:02 AM

Jacob Harrison

I knew that. I just said sword of, just in case people didn’t know I was talking about the sword.

The YouTube series will be called Return of Excalibur

7/13/2018 10:31:27 AM

Thinking Allowed

Jake said:

As for how he got the sword of Excalibur, well King Arthur prophecized while he was dying that one day there would be a new King and the sword of Excalibur would return.


You do know that King Arthur is a fictional character.

7/13/2018 10:32:05 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Considering that Charles Manners is a real living person, I highly doubt that your series would be legal, at least without his permission.

7/13/2018 10:37:12 AM

Jacob Harrison

But watching it on YouTube is free so I wouldn’t be marketing it so the videos would be legal.

7/13/2018 11:19:28 AM

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