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Just be a police officer theory

Anyone ever dream about becoming a police officer just for the amount of power you can have over normies? Not only that you can do strip searches, plant evidence, shoot people, and the maximum penalty you’ll receive is probably a month paid time off. The police union would be behind your back all the way.

I know the police system is fucked in the USA but maybe incels can take advantage of it?

Just be a police officer theory
Not only that, but a majority of the population would be in support of you, effectively you could do anything you want

0764, incels.me 15 Comments [7/12/2018 2:35:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Pharaoh Bastethotep

Die in Holy Fuckfire!

7/12/2018 5:00:03 AM


Yet again they don't even try to conceal being evil bastards.
May you meet a nervous and trigger-happy police officer, Mr 0764.

7/12/2018 2:38:11 PM


Even ignoring that this plan requires any of your ilk to actually A) be old enough to be hired and B) have any sort of work ethic to even bother in the first place... are you fucking serious? You keep going on about how everyone can just automatically detect you're an "incel" just by looking at you, but you seriously think people aren't going to catch right the fuck on to you being a sociopath who's only looking for the job so you can literally abuse the power police have? You honestly believe they don't set up interviews with potential recruits to weed out the blatantly-fucking-obvious nutcases like you?

Holy shit, at least commute to the real world before you start planning on how to take advantage of it. Fuck's sake.

7/12/2018 3:17:29 PM


There definitely are people who become police officers for the power it gives them over people. It is a serious drain on the system and makes life worse for everybody.

7/12/2018 3:25:19 PM

Citizen Justin

I said the same about doctors... I doubt anyone with an 'incel' attitude could manage to become a cop in the UK.

I'm security, and I never went for cop because I knew the job would be beyond me.

Like any other nation we have had famous cases of police corruption and/or brutality. But the type of officer who perpetrates this has been described as "the loudest man in the pub". What the incels would call a Chad.

In the USA think Mark Fuhrman. Probably racist, definitely misogynist, liberal hater... and alpha male through and through. An incel might envy him but could never be him. (FTR O.J. is guilty, as anyone with even half a brain knows.)

Is there truly an institution where an 'incel' could enjoy power? The Army have a rep for picking up losers. But the Army also have a rigorous training schedule that changes the applicant's personality, and again, someone with the attitude of an incel would be unable to last basic.

7/12/2018 3:40:47 PM


You know, once I get in shape I am actually considering joining the local force. The cops over here are the only ones I know, whom I respect instead of hate and since upholding the laws I disagree with vehemently is no longer an issue, I just might try. Don`t ever think of joining in where I`d be serving but then again we don`t tolerate cop authority abuse here in Canada in general so I think we`re safe from you.

7/12/2018 5:09:26 PM


The problem with police conduct in the majority of the world today in a nutshell.

7/13/2018 7:35:28 AM


You sad little wanker!

7/13/2018 8:36:16 AM

You do realise that would get you fired right?

7/13/2018 8:38:58 AM


Become a policecel?

7/13/2018 9:21:31 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Puh-leeze. Even the LAPD would shoot you down. The best your lot can ever hope for is stocking shelves at Wal Mart, with the rest of the trash.

7/13/2018 10:02:28 AM


This is why the police system is fucked.

7/13/2018 11:57:53 AM


This is the kind of guy to end in a secret police or a death squad, torturing and beating up opponents and "subversives" and being used by the following regime because of his experience at dealing with dissenters.

7/13/2018 2:34:38 PM


I know this person would never pass the physical exams to become a cop but holy shit this post is scary.

7/16/2018 7:19:44 AM


Or maybe join the military, first, to pad your resume to join a police force?

Become fluent in weapons, the use of force?
Join the Navy, just for all those foreign-port women who will see the uniform, not the face.

Get on an aircraft carrier, too. Then treat one female sailor like a femoid and get thrown over the side one dark night, with the Man Overboard alert issued an hour later...

7/16/2018 7:30:52 AM

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