Lady Checkmate's headline: "Atheist's Lies: "I used to be a Christian"
(Youtube video follows: https://youtu.be/MxbYXIZgc-s
Lady Checkmate:
That's one of their funniest lines lies.
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A recent comment from Lady Cuntface in the same thread:
"Humbly, this is what I've noticed: Prodigals return, reprobates don't. Prodigals don't necessarily deny God, even if they reject Him or rebel for a season, but reprobates/atheists deny God even exists. Remember, you told God to get out of your life and go, but you NEVER denied his existence, brother. That was a prodigal's response, i.e., prodigal behavior."
Prodigal (prod·i·gal) 'präd?g?l/
adjective
1. spending money or resources freely and recklessly; wastefully extravagant.
2. having or giving something on a lavish scale.
Prodigal
noun
3. a person who spends money in a recklessly extravagant way.
She says "prodigal" about eight times and gets the meaning wrong each time. Previously, she talked quoted from the book of "Revelations".
For someone with a Bible lodged in her asshole, you'd think she'd take the time to learn what it's saying.
Telling other people how they used to think in the past and how they think now - honestly, Lady, what an arrogant and supercilious attitude you have toward others. There isn't just one recipe to make a Christian, and there isn't just one recipe to make an atheist.
Schrodinger's Christian.
If they never come back they were never a Christian.
If they do come back they were always a Christian.
In the time between, they exist in a simultaneous state of both atheist and Christian that can only be resolved by observation of their position at death.
Suppose this way of thinking got applied to other areas:
I used to be a car owner, but I sold my car.
That means you never were a car owner!
I was born in the US, but when I was 25, I moved to Canada.
So you never were an American!
I quit being a vegetarian two years ago.
In other words: you never were a vegetarian to begin with!
Prodigal
noun
3. a person who spends money in a recklessly extravagant way.
Not tithing to L.C.'s church, stealing from Jesus.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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