Akif Pirinçci #fundie der-kleine-akif.de

In the past, yes, in the past everything was better! Especially our relationship to idiocy and the dumb. Back then we could go around dumb people, mock them, imitate their damn stupid mimic and gestures and all that dumb shit, that streamed out of their mouth, quickly disassembled, after which they, as dumb as they were, had nothing else to oppose it except by dumb gasping and welled eyes that were as big as a tennis ball, as if they were about to say "Hä?!" - amazing! Yes, those were still great times, in which everyone had its place in the cognitive hierarchy.

Sadly it's different nowadays, because the dumb now are considered to be handicapped, and you can't make fun of them. OK, they are, but no other disability provokes and angers the clear mind as the moans of such a hammered man.

Original German:

Früher, ja, früher war wirklich alles besser! Insbesondere unser Verhältnis zu Dummheit und zu den Dummen. Was haben wir damals über dumme Menschen herzogen, sie ausgelacht, ihre saudume Mimik und Gestik nachgeäfft und den dummen Scheiß, der ihrem dummen Maul entströmte, ratzfatz auseinandergenommen, worauf sie, so dumm wie sie waren, dem nix anderes entgegenzusetzen hatten, als dümmliche Schnappatmung und tennisballgroß hervorgequollene Augen, als wollten sie sagen „Hä?!“ – herrlich! Ja, das waren noch schöne Zeiten, in denen jeder sein Platz in der kognitiven Hierchie zugewiesen bekam.

Leider ist es heutzutage anders, weil die Dummen als behindert gelten, und über die darf man sich nicht lustig machen. Nun ja, das sind sie auch, doch anderseits provoziert und erzürnt keine andere Behinderung den klaren Verstand als das Geseire von so einem Behämmerten.

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