I think his brain left a looooong time ago.
8/3/2006 4:54:06 AM
The last line just comes out of nowhere.
8/3/2006 4:58:32 AM
Well, your heart is there, your lungs, a bit lower, you have the rest of the organs you would not be live longer than a few minutes without. So, DAMN RIGHT some believe this area should be protected.
8/3/2006 6:15:56 AM
Why is it that demons always seem to haunt people who are supposed to have the most protection against them? You would think that an all-powerful creator would do someting about that, but apparently not.
8/3/2006 7:02:36 AM
Do I have to bring up the grocery store dream AGAIN?
8/3/2006 7:08:32 AM
I know what he is talking about. Just think about it, you are being harassed by some demon during your sleep. Demons are powerful entities that used to be angels, and there is no better way to ward them of than to cover your chest area with a blanket. Cotton blocks out just about everything. [/sarcasm]
8/3/2006 7:14:18 AM
I hear that if you go to sleep with the pillow pressed down over your face very hard, that God will take you to Heaven that very night!
8/3/2006 11:46:10 AM
\"Also try sleeping with your chest area covered.\"
A foot thick slab of lead should keep
all those evil spirits out.
8/3/2006 12:14:47 PM
This person sounds like he/she still thinks there's monsters hiding under the bed (or the closet). Most people grow out of these childhood fantasies...
8/3/2006 12:27:19 PM
further proof that christianity runs on Fear and not Love
8/3/2006 1:14:01 PM
Also, don't let the cat sleep in your room. They can steal your breath.
8/3/2006 2:03:08 PM
Don't forget to hang garlic, wolfsbane, and crucifixes around the room while you're at it.
8/3/2006 2:15:08 PM
\"I am not a spiritual fanatic.\"
In general, I've found that if someone feels the need to proclaim that they are NOT a fanatic (or racist or homophobe or or or), they ARE a fanatic (or racist or homophobe or or or).
\"Also try sleeping with your chest area covered. Some believe that this area should be protected while sleeping.\"
If demons were real and these dreams were actually caused by demons, do you really think your blanky on your chest is going to protect you? This is essentially the same tactic as the 4 y/o who pulls the covers over his/her head to keep the monsters away.
8/3/2006 3:35:15 PM
Also try sleeping with your chest area covered. Some believe that this area should be protected while sleeping
You're sure it has nothing to do with someone else having access to your tits while you're sleeping?
8/3/2006 3:36:41 PM
AT LAST! PROOF! The soul is located in the heart! Also, the heart is shaped like a valentine and it's where the emotion of love comes from and you can cure diseases by bleeding out all the bad blood and witches cause warts and...
8/3/2006 3:55:52 PM
JakeSome believe that this area should be protected while sleeping.Well, your heart is there, your lungs, a bit lower, you have the rest of the organs you would not be live longer than a few minutes without. So, DAMN RIGHT some believe this area should be protected.
It *is* protected. By your ribs. Jeesh.Jake
8/3/2006 4:31:10 PM
Indeed, an evil element may have been trying to do something. I've always thought that cadmium had an evil look about it.
8/3/2006 5:06:33 PM
No-Doze should advertise to these nutters - they'd do great business. \"All new way to ward off demonic attack - never go to sleep again!\"
8/3/2006 5:25:19 PM
You may not be a spiritual fanatic, but you are truly fucktarded. Have a nice day lol
8/3/2006 7:57:27 PM
Church Lady the Clown
Well isn't that special?
8/3/2006 10:54:10 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Well, of course you should keep the chest area covered. Otherwise, the evil element \"trying to do something\" might peak at your titties.
8/3/2006 11:32:38 PM
<<< I am not a spiritual fanatic. >>>
The evidence suggests otherwise.
8/7/2006 3:54:42 AM
\"I could be that an evil element was trying to do something (I don't want to elaborate).\"
Yes, by all means keep it to yourself. What, is there a demon watching MJM type? 'Ix-nay on the emon-day'
\"I am not a spiritual fanatic.\"
Obviously you do not understand the meaning of the phrase. Some of the most racist comments I've ever heard were prefaced with the phrase, 'I'm not a racist, but....'
Also, try sleeping with your right hand over your heart and your left hand over your belly, then hold your breath until you die. This should stop those bad dreams.
8/15/2006 6:21:51 AM
It's because the sex demons rape you from the position of sitting on your chest.
*sniff* They never visit me.
But on the serious, I always love random, out of place spiritual advice.
8/28/2006 3:15:35 PM
Uh oh. Guess I shouldn't be sleeping in the buff anymore.
2/13/2007 2:07:57 AM