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I have also had dreams about demons/evil chasing me. However I have never had the visualization of dead bodies as you have. I truly believe that when we sleep we are open to all kinds of spirits. I could be that an evil element was trying to do something (I don't want to elaborate). How fortunate that Jesus was so close and made himself known to you. I do believe that HE is always with us and that when we call to HIM he will protect us. I am not a spiritual fanatic.

May His peace be with you always. Also try sleeping with your chest area covered. Some believe that this area should be protected while sleeping.

MJM, The Nightmare Project 28 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#58984
bria

I think his brain left a looooong time ago.

8/3/2006 4:54:06 AM
#58988
Hadanelith

The last line just comes out of nowhere.

8/3/2006 4:58:32 AM
#59030
Ice

Well, your heart is there, your lungs, a bit lower, you have the rest of the organs you would not be live longer than a few minutes without. So, DAMN RIGHT some believe this area should be protected.

8/3/2006 6:15:56 AM
#59047
SPark2001

Why is it that demons always seem to haunt people who are supposed to have the most protection against them? You would think that an all-powerful creator would do someting about that, but apparently not.

8/3/2006 7:02:36 AM
#59049
CousinTed

Do I have to bring up the grocery store dream AGAIN?

8/3/2006 7:08:32 AM
#59051
NotMe

I know what he is talking about. Just think about it, you are being harassed by some demon during your sleep. Demons are powerful entities that used to be angels, and there is no better way to ward them of than to cover your chest area with a blanket. Cotton blocks out just about everything. [/sarcasm]

8/3/2006 7:14:18 AM
#59096
Coffee

I hear that if you go to sleep with the pillow pressed down over your face very hard, that God will take you to Heaven that very night!

8/3/2006 11:46:10 AM
#59103
Mister Spak

\"Also try sleeping with your chest area covered.\"

A foot thick slab of lead should keep
all those evil spirits out.

8/3/2006 12:14:47 PM
#59106
Pike

This person sounds like he/she still thinks there's monsters hiding under the bed (or the closet). Most people grow out of these childhood fantasies...

8/3/2006 12:27:19 PM
#59121
bria

further proof that christianity runs on Fear and not Love

8/3/2006 1:14:01 PM
#59166
shell

Also, don't let the cat sleep in your room. They can steal your breath.

8/3/2006 2:03:08 PM
#59172
David D.G.

Don't forget to hang garlic, wolfsbane, and crucifixes around the room while you're at it.


~David D.G.

8/3/2006 2:15:08 PM
#59248
Papabear

\"I am not a spiritual fanatic.\"

In general, I've found that if someone feels the need to proclaim that they are NOT a fanatic (or racist or homophobe or or or), they ARE a fanatic (or racist or homophobe or or or).


\"Also try sleeping with your chest area covered. Some believe that this area should be protected while sleeping.\"

If demons were real and these dreams were actually caused by demons, do you really think your blanky on your chest is going to protect you? This is essentially the same tactic as the 4 y/o who pulls the covers over his/her head to keep the monsters away.

8/3/2006 3:35:15 PM
#59250
MAGPie

Also try sleeping with your chest area covered. Some believe that this area should be protected while sleeping

You're sure it has nothing to do with someone else having access to your tits while you're sleeping?

8/3/2006 3:36:41 PM
#59269
Sandman

AT LAST! PROOF! The soul is located in the heart! Also, the heart is shaped like a valentine and it's where the emotion of love comes from and you can cure diseases by bleeding out all the bad blood and witches cause warts and...

8/3/2006 3:55:52 PM
#59288
Jake

Some believe that this area should be protected while sleeping.

Well, your heart is there, your lungs, a bit lower, you have the rest of the organs you would not be live longer than a few minutes without. So, DAMN RIGHT some believe this area should be protected.

It *is* protected. By your ribs. Jeesh.

Jake

8/3/2006 4:31:10 PM
#59308
Minstrel Boy

Indeed, an evil element may have been trying to do something. I've always thought that cadmium had an evil look about it.

8/3/2006 5:06:33 PM
#59319
MK

No-Doze should advertise to these nutters - they'd do great business. \"All new way to ward off demonic attack - never go to sleep again!\"

8/3/2006 5:25:19 PM
#59362
whitewater55

You may not be a spiritual fanatic, but you are truly fucktarded. Have a nice day lol

8/3/2006 7:57:27 PM
#59426
Church Lady the Clown

Well isn't that special?

8/3/2006 10:54:10 PM
#59442
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Well, of course you should keep the chest area covered. Otherwise, the evil element \"trying to do something\" might peak at your titties.

8/3/2006 11:32:38 PM
#60550
Crosis

<<< I am not a spiritual fanatic. >>>

The evidence suggests otherwise.

8/7/2006 3:54:42 AM
#63651
Redhunter

\"I could be that an evil element was trying to do something (I don't want to elaborate).\"

Yes, by all means keep it to yourself. What, is there a demon watching MJM type? 'Ix-nay on the emon-day'

\"I am not a spiritual fanatic.\"

Obviously you do not understand the meaning of the phrase. Some of the most racist comments I've ever heard were prefaced with the phrase, 'I'm not a racist, but....'

Also, try sleeping with your right hand over your heart and your left hand over your belly, then hold your breath until you die. This should stop those bad dreams.

8/15/2006 6:21:51 AM
#69682
DCoke

It's because the sex demons rape you from the position of sitting on your chest.

*sniff* They never visit me.

But on the serious, I always love random, out of place spiritual advice.

8/28/2006 3:15:35 PM
#160412
Rahab

Uh oh. Guess I shouldn't be sleeping in the buff anymore.

2/13/2007 2:07:57 AM
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