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Nuclear explosions will light up the Eastern seaboard of the United States, Bill Clinton will declare Marshall law within the United States from his newly established throne in Israel. Chaos will insue on the North American continent. Food will be so scarce that people will start to eat one another as they do now in North Korea. Rich people will continue to try living their life-syle as if nothing happened, but will only be killed for their coveted possessions. Rich people will finally get their just reward…death and misery. There will be a 15 month period on earth where people will wish they could die but cannot. The poor will have already been dead because they couldn’t get enough to eat or could not afford a shelter to survive. China will take over the world in a swift thrust towards the Middle East, this will action will capture all the oil reserves and destroy as many people as they can, reducing the world population down to approximately 1 billion. The world as we know it will come to an end as Jesus Christ returns on a white horse with all of the believer in him around the year 2007. If he didn’t come back at this time the world would be completely destroyed. This is just the highlights of the troubles that the world is in for.

Tim, Apocalyptic Dreaming 62 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#1053676
Moondog

I never knew Bill Clinton was the King of the Jews.

11/10/2009 7:01:22 AM

#1053680
Anon-e-moose

"Nuclear explosions will light up the Eastern seaboard of the United States"

Started fine as a "The Day After"/"The War Game"/"Terminator II"/"T3"/"Terminator: Salvation"-esque storyline. But when I read:

"Bill Clinton will declare Marshall law within the United States"

it all went downhill from there as a credible scenario. Even as a 'dream'. Hello! McFly?! Bill Clinton left the White House after he served his 2nd term as president in 2000.

...and from then to 2008, it went further downhill from there. The rest is history.

11/10/2009 7:32:55 AM

#1064659
Moondog

Isn't it funny how many of the martial law conspiracy loons are ignorant enough to spell it "marshall law?"

11/30/2009 1:59:35 PM

#1064838
Lucifer

It's 2009 and the world has yet to end. Please wear your tin foil hat.

12/1/2009 12:07:18 AM

#1064851
Quantum Mechanic

It's December 1, 2009. Well?

12/1/2009 1:03:49 AM

#1069671
FSMpirate

Notice the Spaghetti-like face...



12/11/2009 7:56:35 AM

#1338606
v200

2011, didn't happen.

10/7/2011 5:08:09 PM

#1338607
Dr.Shrinker

Maybe they were spiritual nuclear explosions

10/7/2011 5:09:03 PM

#1338961
Tempus

It's October 9, 2011. The world didn't end.


10/9/2011 3:54:21 AM

#1338963
whatever

Sometimes the corniest movies are the best ones.

Any nominees for the best parts yet?

10/9/2011 4:27:52 AM

#1411665
Karana

It's 2012. This never happened, and it never will.

6/10/2012 2:21:30 PM

#1521838


Um wouldn't it been Bush during the year '06?

3/31/2013 3:26:03 PM
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