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I think that God, in His omniscience, gave us "crap options A and B" because that is what our country has been asking for for a long time. Just as Israel wanted a king, against the rule of God.........our country has been kicking God out of everything and wanting nothing even resembling Him here. So, He gave us our wish. Trump and Hillary. No matter which one got elected, it would result in the mess we have now. It is NOT going to get any better, folks. We are in the last of the last days, and judgement is in process. Come soon, Lord Jesus.

kathymendel, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [12/7/2017 2:18:59 PM]
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SpukiKitty

It is NOT going to get any better, folks. We are in the last of the last days, and judgement is in process. Come soon, Lord Jesus.

Good! If that's the case; Will you goobers shut up about wanting to turn the country into Jeebusland, already and let the rest of us be? SHEESH!

12/7/2017 3:37:26 PM

Anon-e-moose

Just as Israel wanted a king




(*Sings*)

'And did those feet in ancient time.
Walk upon England's mountains green
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic Mills

Bring me my Bow of burning gold
Bring me my Arrows of desire
Bring me my Spear O clouds unfold
Bring me my Chariots of Fire!

(*Insert tune by Vangelis here*) X3

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant Land
'

London. Birmingham. Hull*. Choose your capital, Ruptured Retards.

That new $1 billion embassy just opened on the Thames Embankment. North Korea's embassy isn't in London. Is Kyoto the capital of Japan, Donald Fart...?!

*- Yorkshire is referred to as 'God's Own Country' you know, kathymental.

God is British. Al Murray (Pub Landlord) can prove it. And Jesus was born in Bethnal Green; it's fucking obvious, ain't it?!

12/7/2017 4:10:02 PM

Kanna

One candidate was verifiably and publicly so crooked he can barely stand upright, knew damn all about governing and completely disinterested in learning, has a child-like inability to hold his tongue and keep his temper in check, and appears to be in the middle stages of complete senile degeneration. The other one knew the ropes and was more qualified than any candidate in a generation, but the Russian spambots made up one outrageous lie after another. The stupider members of our society went for option number one. Is it any surprise that the rest of the world is no longer a friend of ours, as the America they all used to trust is now turning inward so the megalomaniac in the Oval Office can rob us blind.

12/7/2017 4:43:16 PM

creativerealms

I figured rapture ready were Trumptards. Nice to see some of them are not.

12/7/2017 5:15:56 PM

Thinking Allowed

@ creativerealms

All of them are in a roundabout way. They just see him as another stepping stone to their rapture.

12/7/2017 5:44:30 PM

emau99

We are in the last of the last days, and judgement is in process.

Yet here you are, one of the "true believers", and you're in the mess with us. Your God has shitty aim. Or maybe he's just an asshole.

12/7/2017 6:31:00 PM

Sasha

We are in the last of the last days, and judgement is in process.

And your god hasn't whooshed you away yet. Perhaps you didn't make the cut.

12/7/2017 7:42:30 PM

Titania

I thought you Americans didn't like kings/queens; not that I would blame you for that, George III was a nutjob, and the British later claimed my country under his name. As for God, I bet you would be surprised that a Kangaroo can quote exactly what your Founding Fathers said about him and organised religion, probably a lot better than you could.

As for Trump, not going there tonight.

I won't make a filthy joke about Jesus either, just say that with you people it's always the last days. I wonder if there'll be people like you in the 22nd Century saying that? Never know of course, but I do know you make me want to sing this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIdPPVkkHYs

@Moose
There is a classic Victorian times novel called God is an Englishman, by RF Delderfield.


12/8/2017 3:13:37 AM

Swede

Your country never had God in everything, your Founding Fathers made sure of that. Why do you hate the Constitution?

Wrong. If Hillary had been elected, who actually knows how government works, you would not be in the mess you are in now. You would not be in paradise, skipping from cloud to cloud, sure, but you would have been allowed to keep most of the reforms that Obama managed to push through, long enough to see that they were actually good for ordinary people. The Repubs couldn't have THAT!

We've been in the last of the last days for about 2000 years now. I won't be holding my breath...

12/8/2017 3:47:06 AM

Skide

Yeah s usual it`s all about you.

12/8/2017 11:16:58 AM



Perhaps god is punishing because of the religious right I mean tornado alley? Hurricanes tending to hit the more religious red states, Katrina destroying the religious part of Louisiana, etc

12/8/2017 11:33:13 AM

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