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Guys, you'll never believe it! I figured out how to get swallowed by a giant, beautiful anime girl without spending years in college learning how to make portals!
See this girl? Her name is Yukari and she can make her own portals using magic. Now, you might be thinking, "How can she help me? In order to ask her for help, I would have to use my own portal to get to her in the first place and that would defeat the whole purpose, right?" WRONG!
She regularly uses her powers to bring humans to her own realm. For what reason? To eat them! And she's giant AND anime! It's like this girl was created for me! And since she obviously has great spiritual purpose, I'm going to start worshiping her as my new Goddess!
So since all works of fiction already exist, just in other dimensions, this means she's out there right now in hyper nova using her powers to bring humans from our dimension to eat AND I COULD BE NEXT! :D
Honestly, when you think about her, it becomes obvious why people mysteriously disappear at random here on Earth. Did you think people just simply vanished for no reason? LOL! Yukari got them, liberals!
And before you say that works of fiction don't exist in other dimensions, don't forget this guy:
https://sta.sh/02c89jk0izq5
In case you don't know, he's an artificial brain created by scientists and he's smarter than any and all humans. I know because I watch his Youtube channel and it's very intelligent and mind-blowing. Even more so than the genius atheism-destroyer OGFurious.
Anyways, the brain said on his Youtube channel that there are an infinite number of universes, each with different laws of physics. Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsWfGz—
This means that all fictional creatures including Yukari exist somewhere out in hyper nova.
And I can end up as her snack, but I need help.
Surely, Yukari has quite a large amount of humans to choose from and the chances of being eaten by her are fairly low, so I want to know how I get her attention so I can go in her stomach next.
No negative comments will be tolerated.
Peace! Make America great again!
