2017 FSTDT Awards

Category Nominations

Quote# 133675

Standard Categories
(Don't vote for these! They're "safe.")

The quote of the year
• Religious
• Wingnut
• Moonbat
• Conspiracy theorist
• Racist
• Sexist: Misogynist
• Sexist: Misandrist
• Sexist: Binarist
• Funniest
• Nightmare fuel
• WTF?! (For incomprehensible and just plain bizarre stuff, such as this)
• Fundie Word Redefinition Project
• Forum / Site
• Conspiracy theory (not the same as conspiracy theorist)

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Nominated Categories

UFOnaut of the year (shy): Quotes about UFOs, aliens, alien-like "extradimensional entities," and so forth. These sorts of quotes are just inherently funny to me for some reason, and this has been a banner year for them; see here, here, and here

Neo-Dadaist Award (shy): For excellence in word salad.

Jack Chick Memorial Award (Bastethotep): For "best" cartoon

Historical Revisionist Award (Bastethotep): Self-explanatory

Hannibal Lecter Wannabe of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for deranged sickos with delusions of being a diabolic mastermind playing fiendish mindgames. Examples: everything by cantfightnature, this post by Alia Harkonnen, or this.

Evo Psycho of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for the worst instance of biologistic pseudoscience.

Edgelord of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): - self-explanatory.

Most Obnoxious Style of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): - e.g. Tim Rattay's delusions of intellectual pwnage, Chateau Heartiste's pseudointellectual vulgarism, Mike King's self-indulgent attempts at snark...

Vogon of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for the worst poem.

Pseudointellectual of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): - self-explanatory.

Unreliable Narrator of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for incel or ***maniac anecdotes that are, at best, obviously warped beyond recognition, if not outright fabrications.

Failed Statesman of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for neoreactionaries and other crackpots of political philosophy, e. g. "Libertarian Fascism".

Xenophobe Award (hydrolythe): Self-explanatory

Veruca Salt Award (Salami): For achievements in unwarranted entitlement and whining

No Fun Allowed Award (Salami): Self-explanatory

Trump Award (Salami): They'd be scary if they weren't so stupid and ineffectual. See here for additional explanation.

Science Denialist Award (dxdydz): Self-explanatory

Numerologist Award (dxdydz): Because "Numerologist of the year" = 4 words therefore Illuminati

Armchair Anarchist Award (Insult to Rocks): Self-explanatory

TERF Award (Insult to Rocks): Self-explanatory

Tankie Award (Insult to Rocks): Self-explanatory

Cray-Cray for Pay Award (Hu's on First): For people in it for the money.

Eugenicist Award (Hu's on First, with name from Salami): Self-explanatory

Basement Brownshirt Award (JeanP): For fascists / alt-righters

Dunning-Kruger Award (mikeandike): See here

Albedo Award (mikeandike): For those shiny, shiny mirrors

Graphic Design Dropout Award (mikeandike): Because graphic & web design have come a long way since the '90s.

Dr. Quack, M.D. Award (mikeandike): For worst medical advice or worst news story of parents killing their children through action/inaction based on religious/nonreligious quackery or medical pseudoscience.

Written One-Handed Award (Vman): They were obviously fapping while typing this.

First World Problems Award (Vman, FMS): "Look at how terrible my life is! And don't tell me that I have it good just because everything is provided to me free of charge in my very own air-conditioned basement!"

"A God Am I!" Award (Vman): For those who claim hardcore superpowers or otherwise have some really impressive delusions of grandeur.

Unintentional Hilarity Award (Vman): Self-explanatory

Glutton for punishment Award (SomeApe): For the most stubborn trolls visiting us here, f.e. C**mib or James Wilson...

Ironclad Closet Award (The Reptilian Jew): For sexists who are really, really interested in Chad or homophobes all too fascinated by all that manly buttsex.

Jargon Schmargon Award (The Reptilian Jew): For the fundies who insistently use their very own, very atrocious terminology. (e.g. Chateau Heartiste, incels, niggermaniacs etc.)

Watchlist Award (The Reptilian Jew): For those who you really, really hope are watched by the feds.

Diet Police Award (hydrolythe): For those people that oppose your daily diet for stupid reasons. Example.

Obsession Award (hydrolythe): For those who so passionately love or hate something that it becomes an obsession. Example.

Abuse Apologist Award (hydrolythe): For those who believe abuse isn't an issue. It includes mental, physical, sexual and financial abuse and is regardless of age or species:
Examples: a pedo, a zoophile and a wannabe enslaver of women.

Tara Gilesbie Award (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for incomprehensibility and/or unintentional hillarity due to bad Engish.

Bizarro World (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for the most delusional commentary on world affairs. such as this or everything by the UK North Korea Friendship Society.

Terry Pratchett Memorial Award (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for flatearthers.

Crank Magnetism Award (Pharaoh Bastethotep): see here

Sicko of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for all those paedos and bestialites we got this year.

"They're all out to get me!" Award (Jocasta McFucken): for paranoia above and beyond the call, etc.

Gold Medal in Mental Gymnastics (Dizzy Dream): for those mind bendingly large leaps of logic.

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Pharaoh Bastethotep

Jack Chick Memorial Award for the worst cartoonist.

PS:
Historical Revisionist of the Year.

11/1/2017 5:40:42 AM

hydrolythe

* Xenophobe of the year.

And if we're going to split sexist into misogynist and misandrist, then why don't we split sexist into a category for people hating on non-binary genders?

11/1/2017 7:01:21 AM

Salami

Veruca Salt Award for Achievements in False Entitlement and Whining
Most incel posts would qualify, really. But I'll link posts as examples

http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133650
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133583
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133610

11/1/2017 7:02:29 AM

Hu's On First

Ableist of the year?

There've been quite a few quotes on here bashing disabled people, and autistic people in particular, so I think they should have a category of their own. For example, the Kiwi Farms quote that said "autists should be deported" (don't remember who it was by).

Also, maybe a category for quackery. For instance, Gwyneth Paltrow's psychic vampire repellent spray.

11/1/2017 7:15:34 AM

dxdydz

But don't start nominating quotes yet — just categories —


I'm nominating the category of small categories.

For real now, I think we should have a numerologist of the year and a science denialist of the year.


11/1/2017 8:27:37 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Hu's on First:
Definitively needs a better name than Ableist. I need that stupid ugly word made up and used exclusively by ivory basement moonbats who really need to stop trying to "help" the disabled.

11/1/2017 8:50:51 AM

Salami

@Pharoah Bastethotep

Given the connection between discrimination against people with disabilities and eugenics, maybe it could be Eugenicist of the Year?

Or alternatively, you could have an Anti Disability Rights Activist of the Year?

11/1/2017 9:03:49 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Salami:
Eugenicist of the Year

This is what I thought of myself, so I second it.

11/1/2017 9:06:57 AM

pyro

I second: Jack Chick Memorial Award for the worst cartoonist.

I also second: UFOnaut of the year

11/1/2017 11:54:24 AM

shy

I'll let you guys come to a consensus for the name of the "fuck the disabled" award, then I'll add it to the list.

Other than that, added everyone's nominations (I think — let me know if I missed something!)

@hydrolythe: Thank you for pointing that out! Right now I'm leaning toward "no" on the split, but if enough people disagree, I'll split it into Misogynist, Misandrist, and Binarist.

11/1/2017 12:00:04 PM

Insult to Rocks

I want an award to address the growing number of anarchist and far-Left Marxist quotes we've gotten. So, I'll suggest the Tankie Award for worst communist and the ANARCHY award for worst anarchist.
Also, a TERF award would be great.

11/1/2017 3:11:22 PM

Hu’s On First

Also, for the Mack Majors of the world, how about an I’m Totally Not In It Just For The Money Award?

11/1/2017 7:02:11 PM

shy

Added (with a little artistic license on the names)! If you guys have any clever ideas for names for the existing nominations, submit those too!

11/2/2017 2:00:42 AM

JeanP

Cyber-Brownshirt of the Year Award: for neo-Fascists and the alt-right.

11/2/2017 2:53:19 AM

hydrolythe

One I just thought of:

* Quack economist of the year

This is for quotes where the guy behind them demonstrates a lack of understanding even basic economics. Something like this would qualify: http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=132547

11/2/2017 7:13:19 AM

pyro

Why not name it "Social Darwinist of the Year"?

11/2/2017 10:42:43 AM

SomeApe

What about 10'000 ANSI-Lumen Award, you know, for the brightest projection :)

*badumm-tshhh*

11/2/2017 11:24:45 AM

shy

Thanks for the suggestions, guys! I'll add them to the list tomorrow!

11/2/2017 2:59:13 PM

Salami

Another suggestion:

No Fun Allowed Award
For the fundie who just cannot stand the idea of others doing enjoyable things and having personal preferences.

[sarcasm] You know, for God, the master race, etc. and not just as a way of controlling people or the emotional gratification of the fundie through abuse of power or otherwise putting others down [/sarcasm].

The title is a reference to meme below:

Though this version of the meme I thought was pretty fitting too:


Examples of posts that qualify (boy we have a treasure trove here):
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133691
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133679
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=108064
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82080
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133728 [warning, quote NSFW because of pro-rape and pro-sexual assault advocacy for women wearing ripped jeans]
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133659
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133587
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133610
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=115839

I could go on and on but I'll stop there.

11/2/2017 8:10:50 PM

mikeandike

I can't believe no one mentioned an award for Dunning-Krueger. Also, we need an Albedo award for hypocrisy; nothing beats the glare of that shiny, shiny mirror.

11/3/2017 3:19:40 AM

shy

Updated. I think I've got everybody's new nominations added. Let me know if I missed one or got something wrong!

11/3/2017 1:17:01 PM

JeanP

Should we put something about ancaps and hardcore Libertarians, such as Ancapistani Award or Somalia Libertarian Award? An award for neo-Confederates such as Confederate Straggler Award might also be a good idea.

11/3/2017 1:53:12 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Hannibal Lecter Wannabe of the Year for deranged sickos with delusions of being a diabolic mastermind playing fiendish mindgames. Examples: everything by cantfightnature, this post by Alia Harkonnen, or this.

Evo Psycho of the Year for the worst instance of biologistic pseudoscience.

Edgelord of the Year - self-explanatory.

Most Obnoxious Style of the Year - e.g. Tim Rattay's delusions of intellectual pwnage, Chateau Heartiste's pseudointellectual vulgarism, Mike King's self-indulgent attempts at snark...

Vogon of the Year for the worst poem.

Pseudointellectual of the Year - self-explanatory.

Some award for the worst "meme" bullshit, be it "meme warfare" or "X is just a meme!"

I think Eugenicist fits the anti-disabled award better than Social Darwinist. Possibly have both as them as a separate awards?
Also, I second hydrolythe's Quack Economist Award.

PS:
Unreliable Narrator of the Year for incel or ***maniac anecdotes that are, at best, obviously warped beyond recognition, if not outright fabrications.

PPS:
Failed Statesman of the Year for neoreactionaries and other crackpots of political philosophy, e. g. "Libertarian Fascism".

11/4/2017 1:50:09 AM

Insult to Rocks

I second Vogon of the Year.

11/4/2017 7:56:14 AM

Salami

@Pharoah
Some award for the worst "meme" bullshit, be it "meme warfare" or "X is just a meme!"

I feel like that would already qualify under Most Obnoxious Style of the Year.

However, if you wanted to count memes separately, I propose the "Pepe the Frog Memorial Award" (in honor of our fallen froggy friend, who was co-opted by alt-righters for nefarious purposes, and eventually killed off by his creator who is now busy suing the crap out of said alt-righters) and the "Internet Carcinogen Award" ("cancer" is a common meme used to denote poor quality memes).

11/4/2017 6:49:25 PM

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